And I looked over at him and I said, "What you eatin' there, boy...crayons?
He said, "Why no they're Martian cigarettes..." "Here, try one".

yeah.

America has such an amazing dichotomy - simultaneously world leaders in technology and religious derp.

\not an insult, the stupid is everywhere
\\I should know, I live in Norwich, UK

Somehow His appearance on toast, office buildings, closet doors, tree stumps, concrete stains, and now melted crayons has not swayed me to believe in Him. The closest I've come to a true spiritual epiphany remains the dog butt. That kind of thing really makes you wonder if He is trying to tell us something.

Not Jeebus. George Carlin.

caddisfly: Somehow His appearance on toast, office buildings, closet doors, tree stumps, concrete stains, and now melted crayons has not swayed me to believe in Him. The closest I've come to a true spiritual epiphany remains the dog butt. That kind of thing really makes you wonder if He is trying to tell us something.

Jesus....world's worst player of hide and seek. Everyone keeps finding him.

32oz High Life: I was an Atheist until I saw this image:
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I see Mickey Mouse.

A Jesus Toaster? I can make my own Jesus Toast^(TM) now? Awesome!

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skodabunny: America has such an amazing dichotomy - simultaneously world leaders in technology and religious derp.

\not an insult, the stupid is everywhere
\\I should know, I live in Norwich, UK

We're a country that has both Texans and Minnesotans. We love our extremes.

Guys....I tried to replicate her process for my own holy vision.



Um...what did I do wrong?

A wide-eyed blonde with heavy mascara that melts crayons to find Jesus.



How can you not take her seriously?

CruiserTwelve: Where does she see anything in that mess? I don't see anything even remotely close to Jesus. I must be too much of a sinner.

Me too, Cruiser Twelve. I guess I'll see you in H E double hocky sticks.

Jesus?? that's obviously a vigina you crazy eyed biatch.

As punishments for his sins on Earth Jesus is sentenced to appear in mankind's stains, burns, and other discolorations for eternity.

I just see a girl's midriff

black top with the letters 'L F'

red/white patterned skirt


/cant see jesus no matter how much I look ??? :-(

All I see is 'Lootie' walking in a red sea.

/Sadly, has no 'shop skills.

That's not a Jesus.

THAT's a Jesus.

Actualy that red mark in the middle looks like this:


Does anyone else see a Jesus? I sure don't. I need someone to put an outline on the pic, so I know what to look for.

Why is it that whenever someone sees Jesus, it's always this guy:


And never this guy?


Given that the Bible gives no physical description of Jesus, it doesn't really make sense to assume that he was a white-skinned, fair-haired guy wandering around Palestine and sticking out like a sore thumb. If Jesus actually looked like that, Judas wouldn't have had to kiss him to identify him; he'd have been that weird European guy that completely disresembled his countrymen.

I didn't know crayon fumes could get you high.

If you have trouble seeing Jesus, it helps to breathe in the fumes as you are melting the crayons.

What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Why is it that whenever someone sees Jesus, it's always this guy:
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And never this guy?
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Looks like "Mugshot Jesus".

The husband's like "Whatever honey just stay blond, dumb, and faithful"

That red blob looks vaguely like a Renaissance painting depiction of a demon (albeit a rather poorly done one) than anything Jeeeezus-y to me.

What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Why is it that whenever someone sees Jesus, it's always this guy:
[www.theworkofgod.org image 262x372]

And never this guy?
[bibledudes.com image 410x365]

Given that the Bible gives no physical description of Jesus, it doesn't really make sense to assume that he was a white-skinned, fair-haired guy wandering around Palestine and sticking out like a sore thumb. If Jesus actually looked like that, Judas wouldn't have had to kiss him to identify him; he'd have been that weird European guy that completely disresembled his countrymen.

Because he looks more like his dad. if Joe had been his pops, maybe he'd look like the second pic. But since we all know god is a white bearded white dude, it HAS to be the first pic.

L33t Squirrel: What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Why is it that whenever someone sees Jesus, it's always this guy:
[www.theworkofgod.org image 262x372]

And never this guy?
[bibledudes.com image 410x365]

Given that the Bible gives no physical description of Jesus, it doesn't really make sense to assume that he was a white-skinned, fair-haired guy wandering around Palestine and sticking out like a sore thumb. If Jesus actually looked like that, Judas wouldn't have had to kiss him to identify him; he'd have been that weird European guy that completely disresembled his countrymen.

With snark: because The Renaissance, that's why.

Without snark: well, okay, it's still the fault of Ren-era painters and sculptors where Jesus was given the white-guy treatment and that's the image that has stuck through to today. (It's also where our popular image of angels and cherubs and stuff come from.)

Well, what I was actually asking was: why do the devoutly religious, who supposedly know the bible inside-out, seem to all conveniently forget the location where it's set? It's like a bunch of Star Wars fanboys fighting over an action figure of a Wookie Princess Leia. They, of all people, should know it's wrong.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

That doesn't look anything like Tebow.

Seriously, how desperate for something to believe in do people have to be in order to toss praises at a deity whose bag of miracles seems limited to affecting pieces of burnt toast or melted crayons?

What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Well, what I was actually asking was: why do the devoutly religious, who supposedly know the bible inside-out, seem to all conveniently forget the location where it's set?

They're too busy conveniently forgetting everything else in the Bible.

For example, take a dozen self-proclaimed Christians, and sue them each for $5000. Count how many of them actually give you $10,000, in accordance with Matthew 5:40-41.

Platonically Intense: What Would Emilio Estevez Do: Why is it that whenever someone sees Jesus, it's always this guy:
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And never this guy?
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Because he looks more like his dad. if Joe had been his pops, maybe he'd look like the second pic. But since we all know god is a white bearded white dude, it HAS to be the first pic.

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