I used to run an occult bookstore a real long time ago (Gawd, I miss that place). I had a couple surfer dudes and their girlfriends come into the store once to commit a little recreational vandalism.

We couldn't afford security cameras, but we could afford baseball bats :)

Knocked a few out of the park that day and four losers learned that you don't mess with folks in small towns.

Some good people in another forum found the ringleader on Facebook (Okay to post a link to the little creep's FB page here?). They also provided a link to the local police where he lives.

I sincerely doubt he's going to be spending Christmas with his family.

The Onanist: ksdanj: Am I the only one who was rooting for a compound fracture of some sort as these idiots launched themselves at the store displays?

No, no you aren't.

Except that some lawyer would make it the stores fault and we'd all end up paying for it.

Am I evil for wishing 4chan on these guys, you know, as a practice for the JV squad before taking on the Mexican Drug Gangs or Putin or the US Senate?

They should spend the next 10 years turning big rocks into little rocks and then helping Bubba, Tyrone and Pedro get their rocks off

This is why God invented prison rape.

At least they were not hurting people?

My gut instincts say this is some form of viral marketing. Come to Albertsons! We're knocking high prices right off the shelf!

or something like that.

They edited out the part at the end where I punch them all in the dick.

I can't image store employees would get away with beating these guys down and still keep their jobs.

Customers on the other hand...

Bathia_Mapes: Really? I've watched Jackass (TV & movies) & they don't tend to wantonly damage & destroy property that isn't theirs. And if they do, they compensate whomever it belongs to.

So, you didn't see the rental car they walked ran away from?

Do it in the hood, white-trash boys.

midigod: Bathia_Mapes: Really? I've watched Jackass (TV & movies) & they don't tend to wantonly damage & destroy property that isn't theirs. And if they do, they compensate whomever it belongs to.

So, you didn't see the rental car they walked ran away from?

Do you really think that MTV didn't fix that off screen? Also, look up, there's a picture of you above your desk and reality TV is reals.

thermo: Idiocracy in Full Effect

I watched that and thought "It's a blueprint' I just had hoped it would take longer. Looks like
one more generation should do it.

Bathia_Mapes: These punks need a beating, preferably by the store employees.

Nah, turn them over to the FAMU band.

Temescal

Tony_Pepperoni: Now that it is on youtube, they will probably be in jail soon.

I only watched the first two or so minutes (I'm easily bored, I guess), but I didn't really see anything that would warrant jail. Now, a good ass-kicking, that would be most appropriate.


Maybe I am a little more strict but I was thinking: DEATH! Public Execution....send a message to all the other douchebags out there.

Benevolent Misanthrope: What makes young men do shiat like this? Honestly. Why does it even occur to them?

Severe sexual frustration. Ladies, you need to put more penis in your mouth if you wish to stop this menace.

They're parents must be so proud. Or wishing they had the abortion instead of going through with the birth.

Coelacanth: I used to run an occult bookstore a real long time ago (Gawd, I miss that place). I had a couple surfer dudes and their girlfriends come into the store once to commit a little recreational vandalism.

We couldn't afford security cameras, but we could afford baseball bats :)

Knocked a few out of the park that day and four losers learned that you don't mess with folks in small towns.


Now why can't there be a video of THAT!
Damn.... Nice job!

Kid's easy to find. I suspect someone will send this to the Florida authorities and he'll get charged with something.

didn't agree with any of it..except the Bieber punching

Tommy Moo: They edited out the part at the end where I punch them all in the dick.

Whatever gets you off, sicko.

Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-20 12:22:33 AM Ignore User
What makes young men do shiat like this? Honestly. Why does it even occur to them?

It has been my unfortunate experience (being the father of sons aged 16-20) that ALL young men under 25 have sh*t for brains and truly believe the world is following them around watching their every move because they're just so damned interesting.
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My son is a f*cking idiot. I hope he gets off his dumb ass and realizes that 30 is just around the corner.

it's as if I'm watching a young dick cheney and donny rumsfeld...

Loved the dude in the Wu Tang Clan shirt. Nothing says hardcore gangsta like trashing a Wal-Mart on a Saturday night.

Relatively Obscure: Smeggy Smurf: They should spend the next 10 years turning big rocks into little rocks and then helping Bubba, Tyrone and Pedro get their rocks off

Oh_Enough_Already: This is why God invented prison rape.

Okay, then...

They're shiathead kids who need an ass-kicking, but they'll grow out of it.

Are you a wizard that can see the future?

ewillyp: it's as if I'm watching a young dick cheney and donny rumsfeld...

Yeah, Obama was at home too stoned to go anywhere.

indarwinsshadow: Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-20 12:22:33 AM Ignore User
What makes young men do shiat like this? Honestly. Why does it even occur to them?

It has been my unfortunate experience (being the father of sons aged 16-20) that ALL young men under 25 have sh*t for brains and truly believe the world is following them around watching their every move because they're just so damned interesting.
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My son is a f*cking idiot. I hope he gets off his dumb ass and realizes that 30 is just around the corner.

Dad?

One year compulsory military/peace corp service. Make them do push-ups or build bridges.