I don't know, but I'd call any bb in the penis life threatening...

Because People in power are Stupid: Doesn't say how many pumps. I'm guessing more than 3.

I'm kinda skeptical. This penetrating clothing- which would generally be two layers, but let's go with the benefit of the doubt and say he's going commando- AND skin?

Maybe they're talking about a pellet gun? That would do something significant through clothing. Otherwise, a bizarre dare/sex play where he was putting his junk naked right in front of it becomes the plausible scenario.

/Can't believe it took this long
//Now, go away batin'!

Life threatening for the other guy maybe...

Did it hit him in the d-eye? might have passed through...

Is there a mugshot of Dick Cheney on this one?

awwww, Butters! WEAK!!!

Because People in power are Stupid: Doesn't say how many pumps. I'm guessing more than 3.

This sort of thing ain't my bag.

A sexy Miss attempting to apply pressure to the injury could cause sever bleeding and premature memories.

At least he' doesn't have internal pubes.

jtown: [images.wikia.com image 100x100]

What in the world was going through your head when this happened?? Ans: A B-B.

I gues he is prepped for his prince alpert...

Also suspecting a CO2 pellet gun was involved. Can't imagine an air-pumped BB round doing anything worse than scrotal bruising.

STOP GIVING JACKASS IDEAS!

So a bruised dong now qualifies as as a significant injury? I guess the ball-racking most of us eventually got writing our bikes as kids would qualify one for disability payments today.

poot_rootbeer: Also suspecting a CO2 pellet gun was involved. Can't imagine an air-pumped BB round doing anything worse than scrotal bruising.

Dude, my air-pumped BB gun will fire a .22 caliber pellet at speeds slightly less than a .22 rifle. I kill squirrels with it at 40 and 50 feet in the backyard.

Mister Peejay: At least he' doesn't have internal pubes.

Came to say this. The pain of a bb shot to the johnson will fade, but pissing hair and having the "internal itching" still haunts my nightmares.

Carthax: poot_rootbeer: Also suspecting a CO2 pellet gun was involved. Can't imagine an air-pumped BB round doing anything worse than scrotal bruising.

Dude, my air-pumped BB gun will fire a .22 caliber pellet at speeds slightly less than a .22 rifle. I kill squirrels with it at 40 and 50 feet in the backyard.

Yeah, I used to hunt with both my .177 and .22 calibre pump pellet rifles. The .177 would also fire BBs. If they were using one of these rifles, I could see damaging a penis rather badly. But if it was just a plain old BB gun, we have a case of helicopter mommy.

JackieRabbit: If they were using one of these rifles, I could see damaging a penis rather badly. But if it was just a plain old BB gun, we have a case of helicopter mommy.

No 15-year old boy is going to go running to his mother complaining about an ouchie on his dick. Whatever happened, it must have hurt like a mofo. Plus the fire captain isn't going on the record calling a bruised schmakel 'significant'. I'm guessing there was penetration, the kind that should never happen to a weener.

_{/we got a bleeder!}

The pen is mightier than the sword and the BB is mightier than the pen is.

I guess you could call it speed pearling. NSFW Wiki Link (new window)

Because People in power are Stupid: Doesn't say how many pumps. I'm guessing more than 3.

Do you mean to get the BB out? Are we talking about the same thing?

I must remember to tell my 12 year old son not to do this.

No, I don't have to tell him not to do this. He knows not to do this.

Wtf? Was the penis exposed? Did he get shot up his pee hole? I can understand causing some serious pain, but wtf? Was it a penis duel?

A BB gun? A BB gun?

When I was about 12, I shot myself in the hand at point-blank range with a BB rifle. Stung, but I just kept playing.

This is in the newspaper?

With friends like that who needs enimas.

FTFA "Injuries described as not life threatening."

I don't know... the shooter better sleep with one eye open, because payback may just be life threatening!

Carthax: poot_rootbeer: Also suspecting a CO2 pellet gun was involved. Can't imagine an air-pumped BB round doing anything worse than scrotal bruising.

Dude, my air-pumped BB gun will fire a .22 caliber pellet at speeds slightly less than a .22 rifle. I kill squirrels with it at 40 and 50 feet in the backyard.

Please differentiate between BB's and PELLETS you moron. You and your brethren make me wonder about your intelligence. Do I need to give you a picture of each ammunition type? Here you go: BB's (new window) and pellets (new window), for your comparison. I bet you are one of the people who does not understand the difference between "bullets" and "cartridges" as well. Am I right?

It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the penis.

/Farkettes, please stop giggling at the kid getting his pecker perforated.

I used to hit womp rats from my T16 back home and they're not much bigger than (a penis) 2 meters.