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(Some Guy) Stupid If you're having sex with another man under the "Welcome to Caseyville" sign, you're probably not going to get off with a warning. Not even you, Sheriff. (with creepy mugshot)   (bnd.com) divider line 105
More: Stupid, Perry County, Caseyville, public indecency, public space, Officer Gerard Spratt  
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SphericalTime [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 08:53:47 PM
Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?
 
Norad [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 08:59:08 PM
SphericalTime: Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?

Because you've been warped by false media depictions. Sort of like how two lesbians going at it are hot blonde twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a couple of fugly fat crewcut-wearing nasties.
 
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-19 09:01:47 PM
When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home.'

so... yeah... the parking lot of the Happy Cow restaurant then?

sounds romantic, if that's your thing

/nttawwt
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:06:46 PM
I guess Mighty Casey didn't strike out after all.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:09:22 PM
It's a shame no one got a picture of them. It would make a great postcard.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:09:27 PM
"Both stated they were 'making out.' Both subjects were intoxicated. When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'" Spratt said in his report.



Norad: SphericalTime: Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?

Because you've been warped by false media depictions. Sort of like how two lesbians going at it are hot blonde twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a couple of fugly fat crewcut-wearing nasties.

Way to perpetuate the sterotype there, asshole. Sort of like how two straight folks going at it are thin, attractive, tan twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a fugly fat crewcut-wearing dude with a 3-inch dick and his bleach-blonde fat fugly wife.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:09:46 PM
You'll still get off though.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:18:53 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: "Both stated they were 'making out.' Both subjects were intoxicated. When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'" Spratt said in his report.



Norad: SphericalTime: Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?

Because you've been warped by false media depictions. Sort of like how two lesbians going at it are hot blonde twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a couple of fugly fat crewcut-wearing nasties.

Way to perpetuate the sterotype there, asshole. Sort of like how two straight folks going at it are thin, attractive, tan twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a fugly fat crewcut-wearing dude with a 3-inch dick and his bleach-blonde fat fugly wife.

I learned that there are a lot of fat people.
 
alienated
2011-12-19 09:20:44 PM
so, in other words- neither wanted to host and both opted for the car date...

(whisper voice) you are supposed to find a dark street, like the kids in my neighbourhood do, not under lit up a sign ...
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:21:00 PM
Red State
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:25:12 PM
Le Geno Vert: When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home.'

Maybe they should, and then it wouldn't be so taboo.
 
vygramul [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:33:30 PM
Gay sex? Even cops can't get away with that.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:33:33 PM
You'd have thought the welcome sign would have been enough.
 
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-19 09:49:31 PM
You'd have thought the welcome sign would have been enough.

Doesn't sound very welcoming to me...

/I wouldn't go back
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:47:40 PM
Warning or not, the important thing is whether you get off.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:38:19 PM
serial_crusher: Warning or not, the important thing is whether you get off.

It's like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over until you both get your cookie.
 
bukketmaster
2011-12-19 11:45:11 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: "Both stated they were 'making out.' Both subjects were intoxicated. When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'" Spratt said in his report.



Norad: SphericalTime: Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?

Because you've been warped by false media depictions. Sort of like how two lesbians going at it are hot blonde twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a couple of fugly fat crewcut-wearing nasties.

Way to perpetuate the sterotype there, asshole. Sort of like how two straight folks going at it are thin, attractive, tan twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a fugly fat crewcut-wearing dude with a 3-inch dick and his bleach-blonde fat fugly wife.

ALL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE DISGUSTING.
 
jingks
2011-12-19 11:46:44 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Way to perpetuate the sterotype there, asshole. Sort of like how two straight folks going at it are thin, attractive, tan twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a fugly fat crewcut-wearing dude with a 3-inch dick and his bleach-blonde fat fugly wife.

The stereotype that most people aren't attractive? Either you are reading too much into his comment or I'm not reading enough.
 
bojon [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:46:49 PM
That is illegal?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:46:50 PM
bukketmaster: ALL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE DISGUSTING.

On this we can agree.
 
jingks
2011-12-19 11:47:47 PM
bojon: That is illegal?

You were under the impression that sex in public is legal? How many lists are you on?
 
whatshisname
2011-12-19 11:48:04 PM
Both Kellerman and Stennett appeared to be intoxicated

ORLY?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:48:21 PM
jingks: Benevolent Misanthrope: Way to perpetuate the sterotype there, asshole. Sort of like how two straight folks going at it are thin, attractive, tan twenty-somethings mentally, when in reality it's a fugly fat crewcut-wearing dude with a 3-inch dick and his bleach-blonde fat fugly wife.

The stereotype that most people aren't attractive? Either you are reading too much into his comment or I'm not reading enough.

No, it was post failure. The "way to perpetuate" comment was aimed at Stennet from the article, but I got my posts mixed up. Yeah, I know, I suck.
 
Kar98
2011-12-19 11:49:04 PM
Welcome to Perry County!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
jingks
2011-12-19 11:49:16 PM
Does that mean BBC Radio 1 will be playing re-runs with week?

www.channel4.com

/ too much of a stretch?
// maybe his older brother?
 
Kar98
2011-12-19 11:51:23 PM
I_Am_Weasel: You'd have thought the welcome sign would have been enough.

Hell, I would have thought that WAS the welcome sign.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:51:50 PM
jingks: bojon: That is illegal?

You were under the impression that sex in public is legal? How many lists are you on?

We get raped every day by our leaders. That a kind of sex.
 
ilikechocolatemilk
2011-12-19 11:53:42 PM
FTA: 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'

Um, too cheap to get a room or you married? Or just too stupid not to boink in a parking lot before last call under a street light?

/my people....geez...
 
Kar98
2011-12-19 11:55:40 PM
ilikechocolatemilk: FTA: 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'

Um, too cheap to get a room or you married? Or just too stupid not to boink in a parking lot before last call under a street light?

/my people....geez...

The article said they were making out in a Ford Escort. That could cover a wide range of activities.
 
maq0r
2011-12-19 11:56:39 PM
jingks: bojon: That is illegal?

You were under the impression that sex in public is legal? How many lists are you on?

According to the report they were "making out". AFAIK "making out" is just french kissing. So why would that be illegal?
 
Notabunny
2011-12-19 11:56:50 PM
ilikechocolatemilk: /my people....geez...

I don't understand. Do you mean you're cheap, married or a parking lot boinker?
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-12-19 11:56:54 PM
Kar98: ilikechocolatemilk: FTA: 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'

Um, too cheap to get a room or you married? Or just too stupid not to boink in a parking lot before last call under a street light?

/my people....geez...

The article said they were making out in a Ford Escort. That could cover a wide range of activities.

Sounds uncomfortable. Was it in the backseat?
 
Randal2477
2011-12-19 11:57:08 PM
Wooooow, Billy Joel got fat.
 
Dairy King
2011-12-19 11:57:30 PM
Caseyville, you say? I'm surprised they weren't robbed while making out.
 
SpikeStrip [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:57:33 PM
someone was at the bat.
 
Kar98
2011-12-19 11:58:48 PM
Nuclear Monk: Kar98: ilikechocolatemilk: FTA: 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home,'

Um, too cheap to get a room or you married? Or just too stupid not to boink in a parking lot before last call under a street light?

/my people....geez...

The article said they were making out in a Ford Escort. That could cover a wide range of activities.

Sounds uncomfortable. Was it in the backseat?

How should I know?
 
mc_madness
2011-12-19 11:59:41 PM
Further proof Democrats love taking it up the butt
 
Dairy King
2011-12-20 12:00:11 AM
FTFA: The Illinois Law Enforcement Training and Standards Board Deputy Director Larry Smith confirmed the man who was arrested shared the same middle initial and date of birth as the Perry County sheriff.

Or, you could just look up his picture on the Illinois Sheriffs Association's website...

cms.webcentrics.com
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-12-20 12:00:14 AM
Le Geno Vert: When asked why they were engaging in such activities in a public area and not in the confines of their homes, Stennett stated, 'Two guys don't usually do this kind of stuff at home.'

so... yeah... the parking lot of the Happy Cow restaurant then?

sounds romantic, if that's your thing

/nttawwt

Better than in a booth inside, I guess.
 
JesseL
2011-12-20 12:02:24 AM
Shadow Blasko: Red State

???

It's Illinois (a blue state) and the article says "Kellerman, a Democrat, was first elected sheriff of Perry County in 1998, according to the Perry County Clerk's office."
 
skinink
2011-12-20 12:02:29 AM
The only way to make sure your partner swallows is to get off without a warning.
 
TomD9938
2011-12-20 12:02:57 AM
FTA

Kellerman, a Democrat, was first elected sheriff of Perry County in 1998

Was that really necessary?
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:04:22 AM
PainInTheASP: It's a shame no one got a picture of them. It would make a great postcard.

Too bad we can't get them out as Christmas cards. :(
 
DreamyAltarBoy
2011-12-20 12:06:20 AM
I always give warning before I get off (unless I'm the bottom, because then, who cares).
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:06:28 AM
JesseL: Shadow Blasko: Red State

???

It's Illinois (a blue state) and the article says "Kellerman, a Democrat, was first elected sheriff of Perry County in 1998, according to the Perry County Clerk's office."

Its a movie reference
 
Strongbeerrules
2011-12-20 12:07:28 AM
It's a good thing he's not in the construction business working for the New Jersey mafia. Then he would really have a problem.
 
vudukungfu
2011-12-20 12:08:07 AM
SphericalTime: Uh, gross. Why aren't these guys ever 20-something bodybuilders?

Because when they were, they were evangelicals.
 
blayne
2011-12-20 12:08:16 AM
I'm from the county, coached his kids, wouldn't expect it.
A dozen years removed, though, my mother thought it necessary to call me earlier today to tell me about this. Interesting.
 
Manism582
2011-12-20 12:08:27 AM
I used to hang out with Kellerman's niece, even got drunk with him at her birthday party, didn't strike me as going "Brokeback" *shrug* who knew?
 
jingks
2011-12-20 12:10:25 AM
maq0r: jingks: bojon: That is illegal?

You were under the impression that sex in public is legal? How many lists are you on?

According to the report they were "making out". AFAIK "making out" is just french kissing. So why would that be illegal?

The report states they told the officer they were "making out". It also states that one of the man's clothing was undone and the officer saw them engaging in a sex act. The officer may be lying, but his claims are why it's illegal.
 
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