They were each charged with a Class C Felony?
Well, at least they passed.

Well when your a drunk college kid and you need a pizza, you gotta do what ya gotta do.

Someone broke into my apt in college and all they stole was 3 video games (out of a large collection), my watch and 4 frozen pizzas.

/csb

CSB:

We had a guy walk into our apartment, take lasagna and left over pizza out of the fridge and try to cook them on the burners on the stove. He set off the smoke alarm which is what alerted me, as I was upstairs in bed. My roommates had left to walk two girls that were at our party home and hadnt locked the door. He left after confronting him but took the lasagna with him. We found him passed out in the stairwell of the other apartment building and called the cops.

When I told him to please leave the apartment, he called me a hipster and a f*g. I was really offended that he called me a hipster.

amateurs

Yes,
actually I do.
oh God I have tried to forget

PetraeusWJ: Someone broke into my apt in college and all they stole was 3 video games (out of a large collection), my watch and 4 frozen pizzas.

/csb

Well pizza is one of the three recommended food groups for college students, the other two being barley and hops of course.

"its not stolen! its Digiorno!!!!!"

Remember those great nights in college, when you'd get drunk, break into someone's house, and steal a coat, yard flag, and frozen pizzas?

No, but I am still, over 30 years later, sitting on the Vice-President's office chair.

jurzdevil: "its not stolen! its Digiorno!!!!!"

Win.

This time of year, where I went to college, the pizzas can freeze themselves.

/put a beer by the cracked window for me!

My college buddies. Good times, good times.

/Yes! As a matter of fact I DID go to college when I was 10 years old!

CSB: I walked into the wrong apartment on my way home. Three girls were watching lifetime movies on a Friday night and yelled at me "WRONG APARTMENT". I apologized and high tailed it (not a dumb, black out drunk, even when plastered).

In fairness it was mostly my fault, but not all. The damn apartment complex was exactly the same design over and over at ground level, and there was nothing to really differentiate anything of the units facing the field unless you looked at the small numbers on the door. Plus it was dark out, and the door wise wide open with only the screen door as out apartment usually was. Cest le vie.

Stealing pizzas and insulting your hosts? That's too far.

No, but it probably happened just the same.

why the yard flag??

Actually, yes. Yes I do remember that.

Surprisingly.

ReapTheChaos: PetraeusWJ: Someone broke into my apt in college and all they stole was 3 video games (out of a large collection), my watch and 4 frozen pizzas.

/csb

Well pizza is one of the three recommended food groups for college students, the other two being barley and hops of course.

I'm pretty sure that you forgot the ubiquitous Ramen noodles.

No... I do not remember. And those charges were long ago expunged, so technically it didn't happen anyway.

Not everybody went to college subb-elitist!

This doesn't happen when you go to a community college.....

No, but I was robbed by this guy Link (new window)


/never got my shoes back
//not that I really wanted them

and 23-year-old Ryan H. Komendowski, a former graduate teaching assistant at the University of Iowa,

I remember gluing my neighbors into their apartment. But not much after that.

Sadly, yes I do remember a night like that. Only it was a fire extinguisher and tea packets from a nursing home, and no one saw me or called the cops.

/csb
//fire extinguishers are a blast to set off when you're hammered.

never remembered the nights.. but I fondly remember waking up in bed with miscellaneous lawn ornaments and fast-food signage many times.

If you remember any of those great nights, you did it wrong.

I don't remember pinching anything. Actually, remembering the last two days (being in college), and what I did is hard. It's a giant blur.

FROGSTOMPER: amateurs

Damn straight. I read the headline as "stealing a goat" and was disappointed when i re-read it.

No, but this one time I got so drunk I traded a stolen goat for a giant's toe, from a giant, proposed to a hag , conned a wedding ring off my wife to give to that hag, trashed a temple, and performed statutory rape on a goddess statue.

Man that was a night to remember, too bad I can't.

Pallasch: I don't remember pinching anything. Actually, remembering the last two days (being in college), and what I did is hard. It's a giant blur.

Heh, I don't remember the first 1/2 of the last semester of my senior year. I do remember taking a Linear Algebra mid-term and getting a 15 out of a possible 150 points. Realizing that if I did not pass the class I would not graduate on time I stopped drinking the entire rest of the semester and for the next eight weeks spent every night and weekend in my room studying. I did manage to pass that class, and all others, with a B-.

Side note I was drinking 7 days a week usually starting around 2 or 3 P.M. and going until I passed out. Where ever that happened to be.