This is actually a great idea. Put WalMart and Nascar together and you have the next big time sport, and it comes with a massive built-in fan base.

If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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...And the winner is...no one!

When I was a teenager working at Target, we used to race the motorized carts in an open air hallway to the receiving bay before closing. There were no cameras there. Alcohol was sometimes involved.

culebra: This is actually a great idea. Put WalMart and Nascar together and you have the next big time sport, and it comes with a massive built-in fan base.

It seems more like WalMart meets the state fair, but whatever. They're pretty close to begin with.

Because People in power are Stupid: jake_lex: Because People in power are Stupid: It's all fun and games until the actual handicapped people need to use the scooters.
Won't someone please think of the disabled?

(I am in tears right now)

Hmm, all I ever see on those carts are fatties who should probably be walking anyway.

It's called binge eating disorder and it's a real disease.

Please think of the children.

Fat disabled children in scooters playing bumper cars. That's better than roller derby. You're a got tam genius. If we can get Chuck Barris out of retirement . . .

Hahahaha. Poor people are funny.

jake_lex: Hmm, all I ever see on those carts are fatties who should probably be walking anyway.

Yeah, that's how it looks to me.

I'm pretty convinced that those serve no real purpose. People who really need a wheelchair or similar device have one of their own, they don't need walmart to provide them.

If you are two fat to walk to the damn twinkie isle on your own, you don't need a damn twinkie.

Because People in power are Stupid: It's all fun and games until the actual handicapped people need to use the scooters.
Won't someone please think of the disabled?

(I am in tears right now)

I'm disabled, and I'd be right there, taking bets on the outcome. Sounds like good, clean fun to me.



(Not many handicapped people are going to leave wheelchairs worth upwards of $5,000 sitting at the front door to use one of those ridiculous scooters. They mostly go to fat folks who could do with a good walk)

/and that's a basic wheelchair, not a scooter. They cost.

She got that Louisiana Purchase

FarkOffAndEatShirts: Because People in power are Stupid: It's all fun and games until the actual handicapped people need to use the scooters.
Won't someone please think of the disabled?

(I am in tears right now)

I'm disabled, and I'd be right there, taking bets on the outcome. Sounds like good, clean fun to me.



(Not many handicapped people are going to leave wheelchairs worth upwards of $5,000 sitting at the front door to use one of those ridiculous scooters. They mostly go to fat folks who could do with a good walk)

/and that's a basic wheelchair, not a scooter. They cost.



(not aimed towards legit handicapped persons)

Likewise, I have MS and I use the shopping cart to lean on and I walk slow. When I get to the point of needing a scooter to get around (hopefully not for decades) I'm bringing my blinged out Rascal with me. No one who's legitimately handicapped uses these, Why not play bumper cars with them?

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Zeno-25: FarkOffAndEatShirts: Because People in power are Stupid: It's all fun and games until the actual handicapped people need to use the scooters.
Won't someone please think of the disabled?

(I am in tears right now)

I'm disabled, and I'd be right there, taking bets on the outcome. Sounds like good, clean fun to me.



(Not many handicapped people are going to leave wheelchairs worth upwards of $5,000 sitting at the front door to use one of those ridiculous scooters. They mostly go to fat folks who could do with a good walk)

/and that's a basic wheelchair, not a scooter. They cost.

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(not aimed towards legit handicapped persons)

A lot of fatties on rental scooters at Wally World !!

And by "handicapped" we mean fat.

Karl Childers: A lot of fatties on rental scooters at Wally World !!

I've seen plenty that weren't rentals but paid for by taxes/medicare. Helping you tackle the grocery store aisles no matter how fat you get.

I have trouble walking most days but one of the first things my doctor pointed out is how much life would suck even more if I got fat. So I watch my weight!

if I can't run anymore; I'll walk; can't walk today : I guess I'll go swimming
//gym also has a stationary hand cycle
///saving for a hand geared/double geared recumbent bike but damm! those things are spendy!.

Being disabled is NOT an excuse for being disgustingly fat, the only exception I'll give is end stage heart failure because you can't help it...
"I have a bad knee" nope, nope, nope not an excuse to become a land whale!
I am and work with disabled people with real mobility problems, very few fatties among us because doing transfers from chair to bed ect. is a real pain if you are fat. It also makes hygiene more difficult.

I always miss out on the fun stuff.