Don't partake if you sell to those who bake.

If getting baked and taking a nap on the job is wrong, I don't want to be employed.

/How farking stoned do you have to be to not hear someone yelling close to you?

5 pounds ..That is either some seriously weak doobage, or we have a 2nd job.

cryinoutloud: If getting baked and taking a nap on the job is wrong, I don't want to be employed.

/How farking stoned do you have to be to not hear someone yelling close to you?

I was gonna say... That sounds like some impressive weed

A store called "Mary Jane's House of Glass" contained marijuana and smoking devices?

Mary Jane's House of Glass sounds like a head shop to me.
/but who am I kidding?
//I don't smoke pot.
///I just read a lot of High Times

Something like this happened to me. While stationed in Yuma we went to party in Mexico and stopped at a conveience store. We walked in and all grabbed things and stood there at the register. Being Marines it took a few minutes for us to figure out nobody was there, the closer forgot to lock the door. We called the cops so someone could lock the place up. It was pretty funny how they treated us like criminals, they were real pricks. Two months later we all got a $5 voucher from the owner in the mail. Thanks small town dickheads in whatever crappy unrememberable town south of Yuma.

/yea I know CSB

"Rocky Mountain hiiiiiiiiigh........"

Tell them the customer planted it to frame you. Duh.

/it's not that pot makes you stupid
//it's that stupid people smoke it too

In before the 5 pounds turns to 1 gram meme...

My grandfather's house got raided and they confiscated 5 pounds of pot. They also removed 22 handguns and recorded the serial numbers at the scene, but later only had 20 handguns and he ended up getting most of the charges dropped. The judge made him put up a sign at his house that he was out of business.

I live in surburbia and the store I go to to pick up cat and dog food is a small family owned business consisting of mom, dad, and their teenaged daughter.

On some nights, the daughter is there by herself, and she usually is completely stoned out of her mind. She once offered me a dog biscuit from the jar on the counter as I was paying. She said they taste just like a normal cookie and took a bite out of it. Now I know some people will say, but it's just *like* a cookie. I'll leave the dog cookies for the dogs.

As a local that knows of this place, this is the first time I've heard it referenced with "Precious Paws Dog and Cat Food". Definately a headshop (not there is anything wrong with that). I am surprised that they were selling pot, but disappointed that I was not aware of the connection ;)

cryinoutloud: If getting baked and taking a nap on the job is wrong, I don't want to be employed.

/How farking stoned do you have to be to not hear someone yelling close to you?

Oregon. Nuff said. (Washougal's closest major city is Portland, being just a few minutes down the Lewis & Clark Highway).