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(The Indy Channel) Strange Man drives up steps of War Memorial draped in an American flag and carrying a gun, says he's trying to spread message of Jesus Christ -- because, yeah, that's totally something Jesus would do   (theindychannel.com) divider line 45
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Forgot_my_password_again
2011-12-19 10:25:11 PM
Jesus would drive an SUV
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-12-19 10:25:44 PM
It's not something Christ would do, but it is very much something a Christian would do.
 
Mega Steve
2011-12-19 10:27:54 PM
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Approves
 
WhackingDay
2011-12-19 10:30:23 PM
Jesus would definitely have mooned the cops.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:33:40 PM
So...this happened a month ago?
Nutjob shows up draped in a flag, demands other see this as an indication of the goodness of Christ.
Nutjob douses steps of memorial in gas and sets it aflame.
Nutjob pulls a gun, and says he'll put it down if others accept Christ. Officers train weapons on him.
Three police officers come up and give him a hug.
Nutjob moons them, throws down his gun, and then is arrested.

Am I reading this right? This happened on Earth, right?
 
Lizardking
2011-12-19 10:34:00 PM
Jesus would have posted this a month ago when it happened
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-12-19 10:35:13 PM
i229.photobucket.com
 
Knight of the Woeful Countenance
2011-12-19 10:35:30 PM
so, he was wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross? Sounds fascist to me.
 
Kygz
2011-12-19 10:35:50 PM
Tebow?
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-19 10:36:34 PM
It's almost like there's a connection between mental problems and taking old fairy tales seriously.
 
StrangeQ
2011-12-19 10:36:37 PM
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Republican Jesus thread?
 
NickBush24
2011-12-19 10:37:19 PM
He should've claimed it was for science instead.
 
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2011-12-19 10:40:02 PM
Jesse? Jesse Ventura, is that you?

www.theindychannel.com
 
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG
2011-12-19 10:40:23 PM
Jesus, and or a gun !!!!
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-12-19 10:41:21 PM
www.theindychannel.com

Now that's top notch crazy. Even if you made an effort to make yourself look crazier than this guy you would fail. Top notch, crazy. Top notch!
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:41:36 PM
"I said, 'If you come and join us in Christ, I'll lay my weapon on the ground,'" Whitaker said. "Three of them were brave enough to come up, and I put my weapon on the ground, and they gave me a hug."

I'm guessing by "gave me a hug" he means "tackled and restrained me".
 
NaptownBoss
2011-12-19 10:41:39 PM
Well . . . That was mighty white of him.
 
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG
2011-12-19 10:42:49 PM
 
J. Frank Parnell
2011-12-19 10:44:10 PM
America epitomized.
 
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG
2011-12-19 10:45:44 PM
The song is by Fuel, good song by the way. I wish I remered half the html I knew 10 years ago.
 
overmortal
2011-12-19 10:46:07 PM
Meanwhile, the Christians who aren't batshiat insane sigh deeply and facepalm. Way to go, champ. Way to go.
 
stickandmove
2011-12-19 10:46:38 PM
He should've Tebowed instead.
 
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG
2011-12-19 10:49:25 PM
stickandmove: He should've Tebowed instead.

we have a winner !
 
glassgnost
2011-12-19 10:50:57 PM
TWO Ted Nugent threads in one day?!!..
 
UseLessHuman
2011-12-19 10:57:34 PM
Santa is a gateway deity.

Won't someone please think of the children truth?
 
i.r.id10t
2011-12-19 11:04:03 PM
Isn't there something in luke about buyign a sword - selling your cloak if you must, but buy a sword? Obviously, thats what this nut did. And since he was cold, he wrapped up in the flag. Duh.
 
imprimere
2011-12-19 11:04:37 PM
Christian Jesus or Islamic Jesus? Not all Jesuses are created alike, you know.
 
vudukungfu
2011-12-19 11:06:36 PM
"I mean, you had gasoline, you had matches, you had a weapon," War Memorial Director Brig. Gen. J. Stewart Goodwin said shortly after the arrest. "You had a person that was not real stable."

First clue should have been his invisible friend, bucko.
 
memebot_of_doom
2011-12-19 11:16:47 PM
"I said, 'If you come and join us in Christ, I'll lay my weapon on the ground,'"

If he were black he would've been heavily ventilated already.
 
thebigfarker
2011-12-19 11:19:49 PM
buckler
So...this happened a month ago?
Nutjob shows up draped in a flag, demands other see this as an indication of the goodness of Christ.
Nutjob douses steps of memorial in gas and sets it aflame.
Nutjob pulls a gun, and says he'll put it down if others accept Christ. Officers train weapons on him.
Three police officers come up and give him a hug.
Nutjob moons them, throws down his gun, and then is arrested.

Am I reading this right? This happened on Earth, right?

Hey - anything is possible with JUSUS!

/You know, working in mysterious ways and stuff?
 
Marcintosh
2011-12-19 11:20:22 PM
Whitaker mooned police before . . .

Atta boy -
 
saturn badger
2011-12-19 11:31:23 PM
I bet he is the hit of the parties he attends.
 
Deep Contact
2011-12-19 11:33:05 PM
Yeah, kill em all and let god sort it out. Dumbass!
 
jpat
2011-12-19 11:39:19 PM
Why aren't the 'good' Christians denouncing this guy. I can only assume they agree with him.
 
Barakku
2011-12-19 11:46:47 PM
Of course that's what JEsus would do. Says right here in the Bible, published by the Texas Board of Ejamacashun.
 
D-D-D-Dave
2011-12-19 11:54:06 PM
img843.imageshack.us

/always wanted to post this
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-12-19 11:54:09 PM
jpat: Why aren't the 'good' Christians denouncing this guy. I can only assume they agree with him.

Hmm, just heard about this tonight when I logged in. How quick would be good enough for you?
Do you want every one to line up and express their sorrow personally to you?
At least you got to label someone, so you got that bit of entertainment out of it.
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:58:59 PM
i38.photobucket.com
 
ciderczar
2011-12-20 12:04:36 AM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: Jesse? Jesse Ventura, is that you?

[www.theindychannel.com image 640x480]

upload.wikimedia.org
 
urban.derelict
2011-12-20 12:55:43 AM
Jebus smoked w33d. You can bet on that.

/why do you think he preached peace all the time?
//it's in the bibble
 
Xenomech
2011-12-20 01:07:59 AM
Fark: ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS!!!
 
cubic_spleen
2011-12-20 09:51:59 AM
Gun or cross. One and the same to a Republican. One and the same.

Hey gun makers: Maybe you should make cross-shaped guns for the wingnuts so when they shoot brown people they are saving their souls at the same time.
 
NutWrench [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 09:59:12 AM
Forgot_my_password_again: Jesus would drive an SUV

I always thought he would drive a Christ-ler
 
The_Philosopher_King
2011-12-20 10:20:45 AM
NutWrench: Forgot_my_password_again: Jesus would drive an SUV
I always thought he would drive a Christ-ler

You are close, it is a Plymouth. See that bit in Genesis in which he drove Adam & Eve out of the Garden in his Fury.
 
apeiron242
2011-12-20 11:00:34 AM
Mega Steve: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x302]
Approves

Cardassian Jesus. LoL.
 
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