Is this the same guy that said that Obamacare would be Obama's Waterloo?

/Or maybe he means that they're about to be disemboweled and have their gonads ripped off.

So he'll later turn into a raving anti-semite and call a cop "sugartits"?

William Wallace fought and died tax breaks for wealthy people.
/and oil

GAT_00: You have to wonder what is going to happen to Boehner. He's got to have a Speaker fight on his hands before long, since it's clear he has absolutely no control over his caucus.

Heh: "Boehner"

Heh: "caucus"

Next, they're just going to go ahead and compare themselves to "V For Vendetta". Because fark context, that's why.

The only thing that Boner and Wallace have in common is that they are full of scotch most of the time.

Drunk orange smoking dickhead.

People are still jackin it to Mel Gibson's fan fiction bullshait?

Code_ArcheologistSPOILER ALERT!
William Wallace is executed by being drawn, quartered, beheaded, and his remains interred in the four corners of the British Isle with his skull mounted on the Tower of London. and 300 years later Scotland ended up being fully conquered and subjugated by Oliver Cromwell...
... so yeah, you all go with that comparison.

You forgot ...
dragged through the city naked by a horse
stranged but relased before dead
castrated
disembowled and his bowels burnt before him,
Then beheaded and quartered...
Then had his nuts chewed by a laplander.
/That is no way to die..

Code_Archeologist: SPOILER ALERT!

William Wallace is executed by being drawn, quartered, beheaded, and his remains interred in the four corners of the British Isle with his skull mounted on the Tower of London. and 300 years later Scotland ended up being fully conquered and subjugated by Oliver Cromwell...


... so yeah, you all go with that comparison.

Of course, if Braveheart is to be believed, Wallace cuckolded the prince, and knocked up his wife. The next monarch of England was therefore a Scot, so really England was conquered, not Scotland.

vernonFL: Years after the nuclear apocalypse, Boehner and his pet dog roam the sprawling, desolate midwestern wasteland searching for gasoline and scraps of food.

Boehner has to bargain in the Bartertown Thunderdome, controlled by Michelle Obama but actually controlled by AcornSoros, who are actually two people, a smart midget and a retarded giant.

Ross Perot riding James Carville?

This is what happens when your entire education consists of reading the Bible and watching gorey Hollywood movies.

"And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
those libs that they may take our light bulbs but they will never keep their tax cut!!!"

Can some Republican apologist on here tell me why it makes sense for Republicans to be against a payroll tax cut even though they've told us for years that "Tax cuts don't cost us anything" and all of their efforts to rubber stamp every tax cut imaginable to man?

Also, can someone also tell me what is the big deal about the Keystone pipeline so much that the GOP will shut down the government over it? There are thousands of pipelines, what it so special about this one? Seems like Republicans make it seems like it will lead us to prosperity or something.

NewportBarGuy: We are ruled by people who have never read a history book in their f*cking lives.

That could change soon. Newt Gingrich has made millions as a historian!

I dont get it.. I thought the ENTIRE POINT of the tea party was lower taxes. Stopping them from being kept lower is something they want now?

Have they misunderstood which party it is that wants to raise them?

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I think I'm going to send my resume to the RNC and offer to do "exhaustive research" for $275,000/year to prevent such debacles.

"Exhaustive research," of course, being five seconds of googling when one of them says "I have a great idea -- we can say that we're as focused as the Japanese Fleet on Dec. 7, 1941!"

To be fair, those farkers were pretty goddamned focused.

The GOP wishes to cater to special interests while shiatting on the poor and middle classes? I'm shocked.

This is Obama's Kim Kardashian's Divorce