Door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up...

That is, litch-ra-lee, the most epic garage door scene in cinematic history!

I haven't been this excited about a Lifetime production since Tori Spelling blew my mind with her Dadaist portrayal of a woman that just happens to have fallen in love a psychotic maniac in Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

Lifetime Movies.........because fark men, that's why.

Anne Perkins :-).

mitchcumstein1: Anne Perkins :-).

That would have been the perfect ending to that scene.

/That, or, "You need to fix your damn garage door!"

Shostie: Door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up...

You can't explain that!

I'm so DVR'ing this.

If I had a nickel for every time someone misused "epic", I'd put all those nickels in a sack and beat the living crap out of them.

downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

I was skeptical. But that's fantastic.

coco ebert: downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

Farkers would do the MST3K guys proud on this one!

Karmacidal: If I had a nickel for every time someone misused "epic", I'd put all those nickels in a sack and beat the living crap out of them.

What good is it to beat the crap out of nickels? They're hard metal. They don't even feel pain.

coco ebert: downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

I'd be down! But I usually tape good-bad movies for watching with the Mrs. when we're drunk late at night.

downstairs: coco ebert: downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

I'd be down! But I usually tape good-bad movies for watching with the Mrs. when we're drunk late at night.

You should consider taping and watching Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans some time. Oh my god. What a totally hilariously bad and bizarre film. I don't know if it's Nick Cage's worst movie but it's certainly one of the more WTF-worthy ones.

Midnight Rambler: coco ebert: downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

Farkers would do the MST3K guys proud on this one!

Fo' sho'.

Glory. Us.

LOVING it.

ThisNameSux: Treygreen13: You should consider taping and watching Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans some time. Oh my god. What a totally hilariously bad and bizarre film. I don't know if it's Nick Cage's worst movie but it's certainly one of the more WTF-worthy ones.

Bad film? It's 87% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Just... watch it. There are moments that are so "WTF" that I don't know how you take it seriously.

Here's a little taste.
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Treygreen13: downstairs: coco ebert: downstairs: I'm so DVR'ing this.

There should be a fark thread for it. That would be fun to watch together.

I'd be down! But I usually tape good-bad movies for watching with the Mrs. when we're drunk late at night.

You should consider taping and watching Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans some time. Oh my god. What a totally hilariously bad and bizarre film. I don't know if it's Nick Cage's worst movie but it's certainly one of the more WTF-worthy ones.

I keep meaning to, actually. Especially since I live in New Orleans.

Beyond bad Lifetime and SyFy movies, my next favorite good-bad thing is wildly inaccurate movies/shows about New Orleans.

More Bad Lieutenant hilarious badness, although this one is Spoiler-riffic so if you plan on watching it do not click this (new window)

ThisNameSux: Treygreen13: Just... watch it. There are moments that are so "WTF" that I don't know how you take it seriously.

I've seen bits at pieces but have never watched the whole thing. The weirdest scene I remember was the "shoot him again, his soul is still dancing" followed by some dude break dancing.

Yep, just linked that one.

It's extremely long and drags on and on, but randomly throws in these moments of total insanity and amateur shots from the perspective of alligators who are witnessing car accidents. Plus Nick Cage being the cagiest of all Cage films.

howdyyall9999: That had neither Meredith Baxter Birney Markie Post nor Tracey Gold Jane Seymour therefore it cannot be a lifetime movie.

shivashakti: FTA: Rob Lowe from "Parks and Recreation"

We have to qualify where Rob Lowe is from now...?

We do when our "reporting" is "advertising".

I want SyFy to get together with lifetime so we can see a movie about a brave scorpion-wombat-tiger chimera with cancer who stands up to the abusive scientist it married and ends up saving a schoolbus full of children from a psychopathic pedophile comet and then learns the meaning of friendship while receiving chemo and morphing into a 500 foot long transdimensional earthworm.

FunkOut: I want SyFy to get together with lifetime so we can see a movie about a brave scorpion-wombat-tiger chimera with cancer who stands up to the abusive scientist it married and ends up saving a schoolbus full of children from a psychopathic pedophile comet and then learns the meaning of friendship while receiving chemo and morphing into a 500 foot long transdimensional earthworm.

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FunkOut: I want SyFy to get together with lifetime so we can see a movie about a brave scorpion-wombat-tiger chimera with cancer who stands up to the abusive scientist it married and ends up saving a schoolbus full of children from a psychopathic pedophile comet and then learns the meaning of friendship while receiving chemo and morphing into a 500 foot long transdimensional earthworm.

Shostie: Door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up, door goes down, door goes up...

If only voting were enabled...

I'd see any and everything directed by Werner Herzog. Hell, I'd watch the guy eat his shoe.