Little boys want cool toy guns. So parents buy guns for them, if they didn't the boys would use a stick or some other substitute.

Kiddie arms dealer? I never wanted Nerf guns as a kid nearly as much as I want them now.

All I know is I really want the longstrike "sniper" rifle since I'm on the second floor of my building and could lay down some serious pain from a nest at the top of the stairs.

NRA- Nerf Rifle Association

Grapple: All I know is I really want the longstrike "sniper" rifle since I'm on the second floor of my building and could lay down some serious pain from a nest at the top of the stairs.

I walk past the Nerf aisle with longing every time I'm at Target. Seriously the only reason I haven't bought $500 worth of Nerf guns is that I can't justify where I'd get to use them.

EvilEgg: Little boys want cool toy guns. So parents buy guns for them, if they didn't the boys would use a stick or some other substitute.

What about a Nerf N-Force Battlemaster Mace?



Hell yes I want two.

I wanna know why, no matter what, if a person isn't expecting to be shot with a Nerf gun, 99% of the time they will be hit in the eye. Whether they're turning around, looking up, or just not paying attention, those little foam darts just home into eyes.

If you're having a war, no worries cause no one gets hit. But as soon as you fire on an innocent, eyes are injured and people get pissed.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Etch-A-Sketch? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Carmen Sandiego, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. Sandiego's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the bankie of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went out for recess, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an official Nerf N-Strike Barricade RV-10, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what kind of milk and cookies you think you are entitled to.

The author is a complete airhead.

TheShavingofOccam123: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Etch-A-Sketch? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Carmen Sandiego, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. Sandiego's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the bankie of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went out for recess, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an official Nerf N-Strike Barricade RV-10, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what kind of milk and cookies you think you are entitled to.

That was beautiful.

Nerf has swords too. They're great for the epic battles I have with my kids to get them to clean up. Looser does the dishes. :D

EPIC NERF BATTLE FOR THE DISHES!!!!

My husband and I are Nerf gun nuts and have about 15 guns in our possession right now, about 10 extra duty clips, 500+ dart, and some shoulder straps to hold extra clips and darts for longer battles. By far my favorite is the Barricade. It is surprisingly accurate and is great for rapid assault. Reloading is tricky, but I have it down to where I can reload in about five seconds. It sucks for sneak attacks though (the fan is too damn loud). I like the Nightstrike for sneak attacks at my husband in the house. We really only pull out the larger guns for scheduled full out battles or if we are battling friends in the park or something.

We do have plenty of spontaneous battles though. I have my Barricade and Nightstrike strategically placed in two places in the house so if my husband tries anything I have a gun within a few second. I also have random caches of darts hidden away, but the cats are great at finding those and chewing the darts to pieces. Stupid cats.