In before the lame golfball dimpler joke.

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

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That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

And apparently, the sight of him scared the bejezus out of his friend on the left.

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That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

And apparently, the sight of him scared the bejezus out of his friend on the left.

I miss when Fark had separated the Music tab from the Entertainment tab.

Lady Gaga is a true artist and an EFFING GENUIS.

the new video 4 Edge of Glory is a masterpeace and her body looks FIRM and AMAZING.

i would LOVE 2 dance like her on a fire escape but i have never tooken dance lessons bc my mom didnt care whether or not i was graceful. instead, she'd just buy me a Happy Meal and plop me in front of the TV. Dont get me wrong bc I LOVE TV, but i think my metabolism would be faster if i had been a little bit more active during my youth...

i miss clarence clemmons.. He was DEFANATELY gonna have a breakout career after this collab with Gaga but now... wwe'll nevver know,

RIP Clarence
u've gone 2 a better place

(YES, i believe in God)

BumpInTheNight: I miss when Fark had separated the Music tab from the Entertainment tab.

I wouldn't mind a seperate Papparazzi tag, cuz I certainly don't find it entertaining.

Subby's headline made me throw up in my mouth a little.

/You magnificent bastidge.

BumpInTheNight: I miss when Fark had separated the Music tab from the Entertainment tab.


Imagine the biggest, tallest, most fiery THIS you can.

THAT.

BumpInTheNight: I miss when Fark had separated the Music tab from the Entertainment tab.

Maybe it'd still be around if it wasn't primarily comprised of links to NPR's "Song of the Day".

Rapmaster2000: Lady Gaga is a true artist and an EFFING GENUIS.

the new video 4 Edge of Glory is a masterpeace and her body looks FIRM and AMAZING.

i would LOVE 2 dance like her on a fire escape but i have never tooken dance lessons bc my mom didnt care whether or not i was graceful. instead, she'd just buy me a Happy Meal and plop me in front of the TV. Dont get me wrong bc I LOVE TV, but i think my metabolism would be faster if i had been a little bit more active during my youth...

i miss clarence clemmons.. He was DEFANATELY gonna have a breakout career after this collab with Gaga but now... wwe'll nevver know,

RIP Clarence
u've gone 2 a better place

(YES, i believe in God)


Sure you covered everything there?

Rapmaster2000: Lady Gaga is a true artist and an EFFING GENUIS.

the new video 4 Edge of Glory is a masterpeace and her body looks FIRM and AMAZING.

i would LOVE 2 dance like her on a fire escape but i have never tooken dance lessons bc my mom didnt care whether or not i was graceful. instead, she'd just buy me a Happy Meal and plop me in front of the TV. Dont get me wrong bc I LOVE TV, but i think my metabolism would be faster if i had been a little bit more active during my youth...

i miss clarence clemmons.. He was DEFANATELY gonna have a breakout career after this collab with Gaga but now... wwe'll nevver know,

RIP Clarence
u've gone 2 a better place

(YES, i believe in God)

No more coffee for you.

Christian Bale: Rapmaster2000: Lady Gaga is a true artist and an EFFING GENUIS.

the new video 4 Edge of Glory is a masterpeace and her body looks FIRM and AMAZING.

i would LOVE 2 dance like her on a fire escape but i have never tooken dance lessons bc my mom didnt care whether or not i was graceful. instead, she'd just buy me a Happy Meal and plop me in front of the TV. Dont get me wrong bc I LOVE TV, but i think my metabolism would be faster if i had been a little bit more active during my youth...

i miss clarence clemmons.. He was DEFANATELY gonna have a breakout career after this collab with Gaga but now... wwe'll nevver know,

RIP Clarence
u've gone 2 a better place

(YES, i believe in God)


Sure you covered everything there?

I don't think so. I wonder if he's sincere

Long before she was famous I got to hang out with Stefani Germanotta. She was at Tisch and had just played a recital with some friends of mine. She was kinda awkward back then but I was still fairly attracted to her. We were horsing around in my friends dorm and it started to get pretty physical. I started thinking "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.

/Would still bang her
//Hoping it's just a huge clit

I giggled at this...

Thanks subby.

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Rapmaster2000: Lady Gaga is a true artist and an EFFING GENUIS.

the new video 4 Edge of Glory is a masterpeace and her body looks FIRM and AMAZING.

i would LOVE 2 dance like her on a fire escape but i have never tooken dance lessons bc my mom didnt care whether or not i was graceful. instead, she'd just buy me a Happy Meal and plop me in front of the TV. Dont get me wrong bc I LOVE TV, but i think my metabolism would be faster if i had been a little bit more active during my youth...

i miss clarence clemmons.. He was DEFANATELY gonna have a breakout career after this collab with Gaga but now... wwe'll nevver know,

RIP Clarence
u've gone 2 a better place

(YES, i believe in God)

No more coffee ACID for you.\

FTFM

buck1138: Long before she was famous I got to hang out with Stefani Germanotta. She was at Tisch and had just played a recital with some friends of mine. She was kinda awkward back then but I was still fairly attracted to her. We were horsing around in my friends dorm and it started to get pretty physical. I started thinking "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.



[APPLAUSE]

rectal examinations for all!

I saw her in concert last year and it was a very entertaining performance.

Seems like a legit "Entertainer" of the year.

Marry the Night, Judas, Born this way......her music and vids do not suck. Haters will hate. Don't really care. Has more talent in her little pinkie than Madonna or Britney....should have been chosen for SB XLVI instead of that dried out husk Madonna.....

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marry the Night, Judas, Born this way......her music and vids do not suck. Haters will hate. Don't really care. Has more talent in her little pinkie than Madonna or Britney....should have been chosen for SB XLVI instead of that dried out husk Madonna.....

I agree they cant sing AT ALL. While gaga is a singer
dancer. Writer. Designer(house of gaga). Choreographer(colaborates in her chore). Creative director(polaroid). Fashion icon(her clothz). Runway model(thiery mugler show). Columnist(v mag). Actress(telephone). Director(upcomin judas vid). Musician(proficient pianist). N more more

madonna or britney are just an average pop singers like the other ones.

Subtard should die.

If she put out a regular piano album instead of the overproduced crap that she has done for the past couple of years, I might actually go out of my way to listen to it. But Lady Gaga is boring in her current form. Her attention whore style, and her crappy autotune that she doesn't even need ruin it. She's a talented musician, and she farking ruins it.

LewDux: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marry the Night, Judas, Born this way......her music and vids do not suck. Haters will hate. Don't really care. Has more talent in her little pinkie than Madonna or Britney....should have been chosen for SB XLVI instead of that dried out husk Madonna.....

I agree they cant sing AT ALL. While gaga is a singer
dancer. Writer. Designer(house of gaga). Choreographer(colaborates in her chore). Creative director(polaroid). Fashion icon(her clothz). Runway model(thiery mugler show). Columnist(v mag). Actress(telephone). Director(upcomin judas vid). Musician(proficient pianist). N more more

madonna or britney are just an average pop singers like the other ones.

remember which alt you are using today, please. nothing is more infuriating than seeing someone so useless at life that they post on fark, and then login as a different alt to reply to themselves.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If she put out a regular piano album instead of the overproduced crap that she has done for the past couple of years, I might actually go out of my way to listen to it. But Lady Gaga is boring in her current form. Her attention whore style, and her crappy autotune that she doesn't even need ruin it. She's a talented musician, and she farking ruins it.

Setlle down Grandpa. Wheel of fortune will be on soon.

frepnog: LewDux: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marry the Night, Judas, Born this way......her music and vids do not suck. Haters will hate. Don't really care. Has more talent in her little pinkie than Madonna or Britney....should have been chosen for SB XLVI instead of that dried out husk Madonna.....

I agree they cant sing AT ALL. While gaga is a singer
dancer. Writer. Designer(house of gaga). Choreographer(colaborates in her chore). Creative director(polaroid). Fashion icon(her clothz). Runway model(thiery mugler show). Columnist(v mag). Actress(telephone). Director(upcomin judas vid). Musician(proficient pianist). N more more

madonna or britney are just an average pop singers like the other ones.

remember which alt you are using today, please. nothing is more infuriating than seeing someone so useless at life that they post on fark, and then login as a different alt to reply to themselves.

I think he or she is taking a piss out of TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

Penis

All this and yet I find myself interested not one iota.
Maybe she's trying too hard?

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?

89 Stick-Up Kid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?



I love this joke.

/Wait... what?

89 Stick-Up Kid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?

Little did I know it would take on a life of its own...Fark Thread #4572437

buck1138: Long before she was famous I got to hang out with Stefani Germanotta. She was at Tisch and had just played a recital with some friends of mine. She was kinda awkward back then but I was still fairly attracted to her. We were horsing around in my friends dorm and it started to get pretty physical. I started thinking "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.


Well done sir, well done!

emphasis on the word "Entertainer"

LarryDan43: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If she put out a regular piano album instead of the overproduced crap that she has done for the past couple of years, I might actually go out of my way to listen to it. But Lady Gaga is boring in her current form. Her attention whore style, and her crappy autotune that she doesn't even need ruin it. She's a talented musician, and she farking ruins it.

Setlle down Grandpa. Wheel of fortune will be on soon.

I'm probably younger than you are. I like "The Price is Right" better than Wheel.

amindtat: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?

Little did I know it would take on a life of its own...Fark Thread #4572437

Well gosh, we should make this whole thread about you then.

amindtat: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?

Little did I know it would take on a life of its own...Fark Thread #4572437

Thanks. I missed the original.

FREDIOHEAD: amindtat: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?

Little did I know it would take on a life of its own...Fark Thread #4572437

Well gosh, we should make this whole thread about you then.

Hold that thought. I'll try to work my magic in the next Carly Simon thread. THAT'll be the lulz then.

urban.derelict: WHAT THE HELL IS A 'LADY GAGA'?

More importantly, why should I even care?

You shouldn't because then you'd have one less inch of nose to look down on us.

(c) 2011 Apeiron

yay Mother Monster!!!

/yes, I'm old enough to be her daddy. time machine.

Low-hanging fruit.

turbidum: Low-hanging fruit.

Not true and not funny