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(Some Guy) Amusing "It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things"   (amazon.com) divider line 38
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AbbeySomeone
2011-12-19 09:03:48 AM
Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-19 09:08:06 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

California Chardonnay would really accentuate the steely-ness of the barrel.
 
plastic_cow [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:16:47 AM
I believe any red wine is sufficient, if your sticking with the spirit of the book you may want to try the house wine found in the dumpster outside the restaurant you're shopping at.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-19 09:19:13 AM
plastic_cow: I believe any red wine is sufficient, if your sticking with the spirit of the book you may want to try the house wine found in the dumpster outside the restaurant you're shopping at.

Kendall-Jackson it is then.
 
DarthQueeg
2011-12-19 09:29:20 AM
Chicken Tetrazzini is a home wrecker ya'all

Link
 
FinFangFark
2011-12-19 09:38:34 AM
DarthQueeg: Chicken Tetrazzini is a home wrecker ya'all

Link

Alright, let's shut it down people!

This thread is done!
 
notmtwain [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:49:58 AM
FinFangFark: DarthQueeg: Chicken Tetrazzini is a home wrecker ya'all

Link

Alright, let's shut it down people!

This thread is done!

Sorry. Per rule 18(a3), you can't end a thread with an off-site reference.
 
MoronLessOff
2011-12-19 09:51:16 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Turpentine and corn squeezin's.
 
redmid17
2011-12-19 09:52:17 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Don't exclude beer or fortified from the menu my good fellow. Steel Reserve or a full serving of Night Train paired with the cold steel and griminess of the barrel would create a delectable dance on your tongue.
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:01:21 AM
DarthQueeg: Chicken Tetrazzini is a home wrecker ya'all

Link

I came here to make this reference. Since you beat me to it...

rlv.zcache.com

Also,

img.waffleimages.com
Approves.
 
shoegaze99
2011-12-19 10:10:44 AM
Mock Amazon reviews can be pretty funny sometimes.

When dozens of people hop on the bandwagon and try to one-up one another, not so much. Especially when people are giving the book one- and two-star ratings just as a gag.
 
benjordan
2011-12-19 10:13:17 AM
"Hot Shot City" is a particularly good track.
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-19 10:30:43 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Night Train Express.
 
dittybopper
2011-12-19 10:32:32 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Anything, you just have to drink it from a shot glass.
 
max_pooper
2011-12-19 10:36:59 AM
Arkanaut: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Night Train Express.

I prefer the balanced citrus flavor with restrained nutty undertones of Cisco.
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:37:22 AM
dittybopper: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Anything, you just have to drink it from a shot glass.

I don't know about the wine, but you should definitely have Cobain playing on the stereo.
 
sprawl15
2011-12-19 10:39:47 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Zambini Brothers' Fruit Wine and Dessert Topping.
 
DrSticky
2011-12-19 10:47:37 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Vodka?
www.bestinwine.com
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:58:55 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

California Chardonnay would really accentuate the steely-ness of the barrel.

yeah, but a Riesling would help offset the smokiness of the gunshot.
 
mekkab
2011-12-19 11:10:43 AM
Somewhere, Henry Raddick is smiling



/... and thinking "amateurs!"
 
dittybopper
2011-12-19 11:16:22 AM
carrion_luggage: dittybopper: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Anything, you just have to drink it from a shot glass.

I don't know about the wine, but you should definitely have Cobain playing on the stereo.

I would think that having Cobain playing on the stereo for any length of time would actually induce the urge to eat a shotgun blast.
 
Avonmore
2011-12-19 11:31:19 AM
I'm more curious about another one of Sonia Allison's titles, "The Horoscope Cookbook (new window)".

Unfortunately, Amazon doesn't have a picture of it, or any reviews.

I'm hoping it's all about fish dishes for Pices, beef for Taurus, and, well I don't know about the rest. That's why I want the book
 
mekkab
2011-12-19 11:32:01 AM
Avonmore: , well I don't know about the rest.

That's easy for geminis. We eat twins.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-19 11:53:30 AM
xanadian: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

California Chardonnay would really accentuate the steely-ness of the barrel.

yeah, but a Riesling would help offset the smokiness of the gunshot.

Nah, you'd want a Cab to go with the smokiness.
 
Wayne 985 [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 12:07:47 PM
Heard this on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me recently. Laughed my head off.
 
Wayne 985 [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 12:11:53 PM
DarthQueeg: Chicken Tetrazzini is a home wrecker ya'all

Link

I no longer have cable or satellite, so it's been a while since I've watched The Soup. That makes me a sad panda.
 
plastic_cow [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 12:23:34 PM
Avonmore: I'm more curious about another one of Sonia Allison's titles, "The Horoscope Cookbook (new window)".

Unfortunately, Amazon doesn't have a picture of it, or any reviews.

I'm hoping it's all about fish dishes for Pices, beef for Taurus, and, well I don't know about the rest. That's why I want the book

This seal the deal for you. (new window)
 
Whatthefark
2011-12-19 01:27:11 PM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Two Buck(shot) Chuck.
 
DedParrot
2011-12-19 01:44:19 PM
max_pooper: Arkanaut: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Night Train Express.

I prefer the balanced citrus flavor with restrained nutty undertones of Cisco.

Thunderbird has an unusual flavor; all it's own. Not quite like anything I've ever tasted. (new window)
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 01:50:30 PM
Came for "The Soup's" Clip of the Year, leaving very satisfied.
 
Tozmo
2011-12-19 02:10:34 PM
My favorite spoof review is for a book I've actually bought (new window)

This book is easily one of the top four reference guides for shopping carts available on the market today. It does an excellent job of covering the following topics:

* Shopping carts

Overall, I heartily endorse this product.
 
obviousfakename
2011-12-19 03:00:58 PM
It's usually just soup for one, wine for three.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 03:03:40 PM
DedParrot: max_pooper: Arkanaut: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Night Train Express.

I prefer the balanced citrus flavor with restrained nutty undertones of Cisco.

Thunderbird has an unusual flavor; all it's own. Not quite like anything I've ever tasted. (new window)


Myself, I prefer to pair the crisp ferric notes of the shotgun with something that has a slight "mushroom" aftertaste, like Sterno squeezed through a hobo's sock.
 
BalugaJoe
2011-12-19 03:05:25 PM
how depressing.
 
Mateorocks
2011-12-19 03:43:48 PM
Tozmo: My favorite spoof review is for a book I've actually bought (new window)

This book is easily one of the top four reference guides for shopping carts available on the market today. It does an excellent job of covering the following topics:

* Shopping carts

Overall, I heartily endorse this product.

That's a pretty funny idea for a book. Is that where the joke begins and ends or was it worth buying?
 
Goban
2011-12-19 05:25:59 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

California Chardonnay would really accentuate the steely-ness of the barrel.

No, no, no. Sangiovese is the only thing that would properly pair with this scenario. One must remember, it's all in the finish.
 
Ape Shiat Nuts
2011-12-19 07:24:44 PM
Avonmore: I'm more curious about another one of Sonia Allison's titles, "The Horoscope Cookbook (new window)".

Unfortunately, Amazon doesn't have a picture of it, or any reviews.

I'm hoping it's all about fish dishes for Pices, beef for Taurus, and, well I don't know about the rest. That's why I want the book

I'll skip Scorpio, thank you.
 
that bosnian sniper
2011-12-20 02:14:39 AM
AbbeySomeone: Pairing wine with Tetrazini is simple, but what's the right choice for shotgun? Old vine Zin? Sauvignon Blanc?
Fark Sommeliers, please help.

Cough syrup.
 
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