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(WMAL Washington)   Newt Gingrich can't seem to get enough signatures to have his name on the Virginia ballot while Mitt Romney shows off video from his smartphone of alllllll his signatures. Bonus: filmed in Mitt Romney's kitchen   (wmal.com) divider line 67
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2011-12-19 09:08:41 AM  
Whar birf certifik, whar?
 
2011-12-19 09:52:04 AM  
If Newt can't get on the ballot wont the people who already dislike Romney see this as the Repubblican Establishment interfering with the will of the people.

I'm sure that wont come back to bite you on the arse republicans.
 
2011-12-19 10:02:05 AM  
Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?
 
2011-12-19 10:09:49 AM  

what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?


That's the Mormon God Horvath the Fertile. It shuttles MItt's mighty semen into the loins of his many wives.
 
2011-12-19 10:18:08 AM  

James!: what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?

That's the Mormon God Horvath the Fertile. It shuttles MItt's mighty semen into the loins of his many wives.


I believe it's a Trojan Horse. It's filled with hundreds of miniature Calistas.
 
2011-12-19 10:24:18 AM  

Diogenes: James!: what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?

That's the Mormon God Horvath the Fertile. It shuttles MItt's mighty semen into the loins of his many wives.

I believe it's a Trojan Horse. It's filled with hundreds of miniature Calistas.


My God... It's full of birds.
 
2011-12-19 10:35:15 AM  

what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?


That's the kitchen in the Pool house cabana's basement.
 
2011-12-19 10:37:46 AM  
If that's his actual kitchen in his primary residence, I'll eat my hat.

/staged
 
2011-12-19 10:40:15 AM  

what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?


i1237.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-19 10:50:04 AM  

Rich Cream: If that's his actual kitchen in his primary residence, I'll eat my hat.


That's very possibly his kitchen. He just had to have the Help show him where it was and shoo the scullery maids and under chef's out of the way.
 
2011-12-19 10:52:25 AM  

what_now: Rich Cream: If that's his actual kitchen in his primary residence, I'll eat my hat.

That's very possibly his kitchen. He just had to have the Help show him where it was and shoo the scullery maids and under chef's out of the way.



No way, tiny little six-burner stainless steel Viking stove. Yea, right. That's the kitchenette off the master bedroom in the guest house.
 
2011-12-19 10:54:37 AM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-19 10:55:15 AM  
I bet they were never even in that room before. lol
 
2011-12-19 11:27:38 AM  

what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?


That's where he stashes his weed
 
2011-12-19 11:34:44 AM  
Mitt Romney is like that dude who thinks he's hot shiat waving a handful of bills that add up to maybe 200 bucks.
 
2011-12-19 12:00:24 PM  
It's actually a nice kitchen... aside from the random giant horse in the background. I can believe that's the kitchen in their primary residence, it's not like they're standing in a tiny room with a stove from the 1970s or anything.

When you guys were saying "horse statue," I wasn't expecting a seemingly life-sized horse to just be there in the background.
 
2011-12-19 12:06:50 PM  
Yeah, I doubt that is their primary kitchen in their primary residence. MAYBE if their primary residence was in the middle of Manhattan, but otherwise, not so much. And the horse? That's just not right.
 
2011-12-19 12:13:36 PM  
I don't understand what you guys find so objectionable about the horse statuette. It's not that big and it sort of looks like a Chinese horse statue (not dissimilar from the giant-sized versions you see outside PF Changs).
 
2011-12-19 12:25:02 PM  

RexTalionis: I don't understand what you guys find so objectionable about the horse statuette. It's not that big and it sort of looks like a Chinese horse statue (not dissimilar from the giant-sized versions you see outside PF Changs).


...those are dragons.
 
2011-12-19 12:28:19 PM  
At least no accidental porn on Romney's part
 
2011-12-19 12:30:09 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: At least no accidental porn on Romney's part


You saw the horse, right?
 
2011-12-19 12:30:47 PM  
Because Gingrinch is trying to get out of being nominated. I expect next week we'll see pics of Gingrich sucking some dude off in a public restroom.
 
2011-12-19 12:31:05 PM  

Rich Cream: I bet they were never even in that room before. lol


The servants showed him how to get into the kitchen.
 
2011-12-19 12:31:15 PM  

serpent_sky: It's actually a nice kitchen... aside from the random giant horse in the background. I can believe that's the kitchen in their primary residence, it's not like they're standing in a tiny room with a stove from the 1970s or anything.

When you guys were saying "horse statue," I wasn't expecting a seemingly life-sized horse to just be there in the background.


I can't wait for the drive-by lamestream liberal MSM media (which is run by liberals and George Soros) media MSM liberal hatchet-job SOROS for liberals to run a piece showing that it's his fifth butler's guest house's servants' quarter's kitchen.
 
2011-12-19 12:31:34 PM  
Newt's having trouble in Virginia because Virginians have had the displeasure of personally encountering him.
 
2011-12-19 12:32:02 PM  
That's a pretty boring kitchen. Off-white on off-white? Actually, it's fitting for Mitt.
 
2011-12-19 12:34:49 PM  

cretinbob: Because Gingrinch is trying to get out of being nominated. I expect next week we'll see pics of Gingrich sucking some dude off in a public restroom.


What? The bastard. He said they'd never become public!
 
2011-12-19 12:34:49 PM  

cretinbob: Because Gingrinch is trying to get out of being nominated. I expect next week we'll see pics of Gingrich sucking some dude off in a public restroom.


WIDE. STANCE.
 
2011-12-19 12:36:09 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: At least no accidental porn on Romney's part


Blah, missionary position lasting 3 min? Mormons wouldn't even get off to that.
 
2011-12-19 12:38:29 PM  
That horse is HUGE.
 
2011-12-19 12:41:24 PM  

coeyagi: PC LOAD LETTER: At least no accidental porn on Romney's part

Blah, missionary position lasting 3 min? Mormons wouldn't even get off to that.


Fun factoid; Utah the mormon homeland downloads more porn than any other state.
 
2011-12-19 12:47:04 PM  
Did he bet $10,000?
 
2011-12-19 12:47:08 PM  

what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?


It's probably his wife's.

/My wife has things in the kitchen I'll never understand, either, and, at one time, I was an okay cook
//Wondering if there'll be a contest in Virginia next year; 2008 was spoiled by McCain's shady deal with Huckabee in WV.
/Still may vote in the Democratic primary, just so I can vote against Tim Kaine twice.
 
2011-12-19 12:47:19 PM  
20 bucks says Mitt has cornholed that horse.
 
2011-12-19 12:47:30 PM  

monoski: Fun factoid; Utah the mormon homeland downloads more porn than any other state.


That is a fun factoid. I would have definitely guessed Florida.
 
2011-12-19 12:53:15 PM  

monoski: Fun factoid; Utah the mormon homeland downloads more porn than any other state.


Yeah but its all threesomes with hirsute women in bonnets. So it doesn't count.
 
2011-12-19 12:55:29 PM  
Gotta love the "WTF are we doing?!?!?!" popularity roller-coaster in the GOP primary.
 
2011-12-19 12:57:27 PM  

serpent_sky: When you guys were saying "horse statue," I wasn't expecting a seemingly life-sized horse to just be there in the background.


You should be more familiar with the Hebrew Bible's prophetics: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekial 23:20 (new window)

/I feel so dirty typing Mormon jokes...the bad kind of dirty...
 
2011-12-19 12:59:56 PM  
Jokes on you subby. That's just his guest kitchen.
 
2011-12-19 01:00:46 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's a spring horse.

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2011-12-19 01:08:28 PM  

sprawl15: RexTalionis: I don't understand what you guys find so objectionable about the horse statuette. It's not that big and it sort of looks like a Chinese horse statue (not dissimilar from the giant-sized versions you see outside PF Changs).

...those are dragons.


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While there are dragons that are horses in Chinese literature, I think these are dragons.
 
2011-12-19 01:09:07 PM  

RexTalionis: While there are dragons that are horses in Chinese literature, I think these are dragonshorses.

 
2011-12-19 01:09:45 PM  
Ever see Newt's office? It is filled with filing cabinets from floor to ceiling! When an aid was asked what was in them, he said, "Newt's ideas." Then, when a small cigar box was observed on his desk, the aid was asked what was in there? The aid replied, "Newt's GOOD ideas."
 
2011-12-19 01:10:18 PM  

Somacandra: monoski: Fun factoid; Utah the mormon homeland downloads more porn than any other state.

Yeah but its all threesomes with hirsute women in bonnets. So it doesn't count.


Repression often = some wild shiat
 
2011-12-19 01:11:46 PM  

RexTalionis: sprawl15: RexTalionis: I don't understand what you guys find so objectionable about the horse statuette. It's not that big and it sort of looks like a Chinese horse statue (not dissimilar from the giant-sized versions you see outside PF Changs).

...those are dragons.

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While there are dragons that are horses in Chinese literature, I think these are horses.


img638.imageshack.us

Are you telling me they are out of dragons?
 
2011-12-19 01:16:59 PM  
Mister Ed?
 
2011-12-19 01:19:09 PM  

LarryDan43: Jokes on you subby. That's just his guest kitchen.


first thought I had
 
2011-12-19 01:24:24 PM  
mythreedaughters.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-19 01:26:36 PM  
A mere formality. Newt will have them all arrested!
 
2011-12-19 01:28:34 PM  

James!: what_now: Why does Mitt Romney have....a pony...statue(?)... in his kitchen?

That's the Mormon God Horvath the Fertile. It shuttles MItt's mighty semen into the loins of his many wives.


I laughed WAY too hard at this.
 
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