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Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-12-19 09:48:57 AM

Hello FWC! Welcome to the post-TLC Raw thread!

Note: If you live in/will be in St. Louis next month for the Royal Rumble, please send me an email (EIP). I'm trying to organize a FWC-Fark party for the day of the event.

On to the checklist! Hit my music!

Weekly RAW Checklist - UPDATED
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)

1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

Polartank13

2011-12-19 01:10:41 PM

THE ~~INDY SCHMUCKS~~ CHAMPS ARE HERE!!!

i149.photobucket.com

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-19 01:37:02 PM

I can only imagine the level of Vince retribution that will begin tonight.

Whenever he has a smark favorite PPV, Things get ugly afterward.

I assume that what happens tonight will make us pine for the good old days of last week's opening segment.

Be afraid.

hobblekitty

2011-12-19 03:30:14 PM

Polartank13: THE INDY SCHMUCKS CHAMPS ARE HERE!!!

[i149.photobucket.com image 580x433]

This photo brings a tear of joy to the eye...

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-19 03:43:37 PM

In case you're not aware of who Bonnie Hammer is, or don't already hate her for ruining the Sci-Fi Channel, now you can hate her for screwing up Pro Wrestling, too!

From an article in the New York Times...

Vince said about working with Hammer:

"She just came in and rolled up her sleeves. She taught us a lot about network quality writing, story arcs, character development. She really helped the overall brand."

Hammer told The Times that she thought WWE should be a male soap opera and decided that a heavy sports emphasis of WWE's programming limited its audience.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-12-19 04:52:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I can only imagine the level of Vince retribution that will begin tonight.

Whenever he has a smark favorite PPV, Things get ugly afterward.

I assume that what happens tonight will make us pine for the good old days of last week's opening segment.

Be afraid.

Can his retribution include firing Cole for real?

hobblekitty

2011-12-19 04:55:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-19 04:56:57 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: I can only imagine the level of Vince retribution that will begin tonight.

Whenever he has a smark favorite PPV, Things get ugly afterward.

I assume that what happens tonight will make us pine for the good old days of last week's opening segment.

Be afraid.

Can his retribution include firing Cole for real?

I don't think you understand the concept of Vince Retribution!

In Vince Retribution, Michael Cole becomes the lead announcer! Michael Cole gets to have a rap-off with JR! Michael Cole gets to beat Team Snu Snu with Hornswoggle, then defeat Daniel Bryan for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-12-19 05:21:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: I can only imagine the level of Vince retribution that will begin tonight.

Whenever he has a smark favorite PPV, Things get ugly afterward.

I assume that what happens tonight will make us pine for the good old days of last week's opening segment.

Be afraid.

Can his retribution include firing Cole for real?

I don't think you understand the concept of Vince Retribution!

In Vince Retribution, Michael Cole becomes the lead announcer! Michael Cole gets to have a rap-off with JR! Michael Cole gets to beat Team Snu Snu with Hornswoggle, then defeat Daniel Bryan for the World Heavyweight Championship!

#vinceretribution is now trending worldwide!! :D

/sorry, had to

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2011-12-19 07:21:14 PM

For those of us watching the show in real time, be on the look out for DougieAXP, who will be in the live audience tonight!

Dougie will be holding up a few signs, so try and spot them. He emailed me pictures of the signs, but the attachments he sent did not make it through my email. I've messaged him back...am hoping he can resend in time for me to post them here.

FinFangFark

2011-12-19 07:26:18 PM

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!!!!!!

FinFangFark

2011-12-19 07:27:00 PM

And I'll get the 1st item crossed off the list:

i10.photobucket.com

FinFangFark

2011-12-19 07:27:40 PM

and another...

i10.photobucket.com

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2011-12-19 07:28:30 PM

Peas are safe for a while, as Mizark has a legit injury that will keep him out for a bit. That is the main reason DBD got the title last night. I imagine a SHOOOOOOWWWWWW heel turn since he will be pissed at DBD

Dougie AXP

2011-12-19 07:29:56 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For those of us watching the show in real time, be on the look out for DougieAXP, who will be in the live audience tonight!

Dougie will be holding up a few signs, so try and spot them. He emailed me pictures of the signs, but the attachments he sent did not make it through my email. I've messaged him back...am hoping he can resend in time for me to post them here.

I'll try again!

FinFangFark

2011-12-19 07:30:07 PM

oh and FirstRow usually doesn't have HD streams...anyone have an HD stream?

robsul82

2011-12-19 07:31:54 PM

farkin_in_K-town

2011-12-19 07:33:39 PM

Ok so I haven't watched wrestling in quite a few years, not much since the WCW went away and the WWE (WWF at the time) had their little draft thing.. The Big Show and Kevin Nash are still around? Jesus Christ, those guys have to be easily into their 50s nearing 60?! Rick Flair and all that but still..

Gunny Highway

2011-12-19 07:34:56 PM

My television is broken so i dont think I am going to be around tonight.

I fear what Vince has up his sleeve for us.

eagles95

2011-12-19 07:37:49 PM

I'm pumped for tonight. Kid will be in bed when i get home and wife has to work early in morning. A full RAW with fWc!!! Is it bad i want 1004 post more than a greenlight? Oh and Beth Phoenix is on Twitter talking smack about Awesome Kong/Kharma. Team Snu Snu vs implant buster?

Eddie T. Head

2011-12-19 07:39:21 PM

Polartank13: THE INDY SCHMUCKS CHAMPS ARE HERE!!!

[i149.photobucket.com image 580x433]

That is almost surreal. . .

Fun thread last night, although I will not be able to participate much tonight. Like last week I have work obligations for tonight and for the foreseeable future.

dellsworth1007

2011-12-19 07:41:35 PM

Hey fellow fWc'ers

MoP up in it. Checking in mobile,but will be on Laptop by showtime!

Epic show or retribution?

Comments?

#WWWYKI
#shutupcole

Pizilla

2011-12-19 07:44:26 PM

You can all rest easy..

HARDCORE CHAMP IN THE BUILDIN'!!

lacrossestar83

2011-12-19 07:45:45 PM

Since this is in the sports tab,

GO KINGS GO!!
i.imgur.com

/Fark the Maple Leafs!
//List item number 7

robsul82

2011-12-19 07:48:48 PM

lacrossestar83: Since this is in the sports tab,

GO KINGS GO!!
[i.imgur.com image 628x751]

/Fark the Maple Leafs!
//List item number 7

Yes, go Kings, this evening. Beat 'em in regulation if you can, my Devils are 6th in the East and 2 points ahead of Toronto, so if you could see to it that they don't get ANY points, that'd be great.

TheManofPA

2011-12-19 07:49:05 PM

After last night's WWE TLC pay-per-view ended, CM Punk continued to celebrate before interacting more with the fans at ringside. Punk passed Lilian Garcia and put the other end of the handcuff he had on his arm onto her arm. Punk smiled and led Lilian backstage by the cuff.

Threesome to celebrate?

eagles95

2011-12-19 07:50:45 PM

TheManofPA: After last night's WWE TLC pay-per-view ended, CM Punk continued to celebrate before interacting more with the fans at ringside. Punk passed Lilian Garcia and put the other end of the handcuff he had on his arm onto her arm. Punk smiled and led Lilian backstage by the cuff.

Threesome to celebrate?

Another reason he is awesome.

TheManofPA

2011-12-19 07:50:46 PM

Way to go Cena, ending the most entertaining reign in Smackdown history:

To update Mark Henry's health and why he dropped the World Heavyweight title last night months earlier than originally planned, Henry's injury is either a severely pulled groin or a torn hamstring. Henry's situation is so bad that he was in no condition to perform last last night but they needed to get the belt off of him.

Maybe Cena's new gimmick will be injuring smark favorites so we have to cheer for him.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2011-12-19 07:51:13 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2011-12-19 07:52:16 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: TheManofPA: After last night's WWE TLC pay-per-view ended, CM Punk continued to celebrate before interacting more with the fans at ringside. Punk passed Lilian Garcia and put the other end of the handcuff he had on his arm onto her arm. Punk smiled and led Lilian backstage by the cuff.

Threesome to celebrate?

The former Mabel community frowns upon Punk's shenanigans
www.allwwewrestlers.com

Pizilla

2011-12-19 07:52:45 PM

lacrossestar83: Since this is in the sports tab,

GO KINGS GO!!
[i.imgur.com image 628x751]

/Fark the Maple Leafs!
//List item number 7

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Who's the Hoser?

KellyKellyKelly

2011-12-19 07:53:06 PM

farkin_in_K-town: Ok so I haven't watched wrestling in quite a few years, not much since the WCW went away and the WWE (WWF at the time) had their little draft thing.. The Big Show and Kevin Nash are still around? Jesus Christ, those guys have to be easily into their 50s nearing 60?! Rick Flair and all that but still..

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is 39, Nash is 52.

Smiths

2011-12-19 07:54:04 PM

finally finished that goddamn "Bragging Rights" part of WWe 12 what a piece of shiat game but i do want to farking play it.

it's like "play the game until a QTE event and PRESS TRIANGLE YOU WIN"

it sucks.

NotEric

2011-12-19 07:56:39 PM

lacrossestar83: Since this is in the sports tab,

GO KINGS GO!!
[i.imgur.com image 628x751]

/Fark the Maple Leafs!
//List item number 7

I've been a Kings fan since I was 4-5 and even I have tuned them out this lackluster season. And that's without any Lakers games to watch. I'll tune in next game to see Sutter's first, though.

/Joining the anti CM Punk as champ camp here

Dumb-Ass-Monkey

2011-12-19 07:56:42 PM

Gonna be a night of channel surfing for me. Raw and my Niners are on at the same time.

The Shroom

2011-12-19 07:58:11 PM

I assume tonight Del Rio will come out in another one of his random cars he "owns" and speak on the pipebomb about how its his destiny to get another title shot.

Johnny Ace gives Del Rio a match with Hornswoggle, and promptly loses.

That and CM Punk enjoys a ice cream bar.

verbaltoxin

2011-12-19 08:02:58 PM

Pizilla: [i1122.photobucket.com image 207x125]

You can all rest easy..

HARDCORE CHAMP IN THE BUILDIN'!!

From now on, when Blackjack and Hookers shows up, remember to hit our music (new window).

Dougie AXP

2011-12-19 08:03:52 PM

Dougie commenting live from the floor. I'm located directly to the right of tv rights far side turnbuckle. Kinda caddy corner to the Spanish announce table. If you see a kid with a very good zack Ryder sign that does the fist pump I'm two rows behind him. Next to a huge ass in a black and white stripe shirt.

verbaltoxin

2011-12-19 08:05:20 PM

Dougie AXP: Dougie commenting live from the floor. I'm located directly to the right of tv rights far side turnbuckle. Kinda caddy corner to the Spanish announce table. If you see a kid with a very good zack Ryder sign that does the fist pump I'm two rows behind him. Next to a huge ass in a black and white stripe shirt.

WELCOME TO RAW. IS. DOUGIE!!!

Fendurr

2011-12-19 08:06:07 PM

robsul82: lacrossestar83: Since this is in the sports tab,

GO KINGS GO!!
[i.imgur.com image 628x751]

/Fark the Maple Leafs!
//List item number 7

Yes, go Kings, this evening. Beat 'em in regulation if you can, my Devils are 6th in the East and 2 points ahead of Toronto, so if you could see to it that they don't get ANY points, that'd be great.

I'd like to take credit for all of Henrique's success. Drafted him as my rookie keeper. Go devils go

Grand Moff, I posted in last night's thread that i don't know how to email you from here, much less what eip means. Help me out so we can meet before the rumble

animesucks

2011-12-19 08:06:35 PM

deal with it

Pizilla

2011-12-19 08:06:36 PM

verbaltoxin: Pizilla: [i1122.photobucket.com image 207x125]

You can all rest easy..

HARDCORE CHAMP IN THE BUILDIN'!!

From now on, when Blackjack and Hookers shows up, remember to hit our music (new window).

I can't see that with my iPhone.

fatalvenom

2011-12-19 08:06:52 PM

Can the people in this thread ever leave their mom's basement is the bigger question than the headline.

falcon176

2011-12-19 08:08:11 PM

spoiler alert: Cena wins both heavyweight titles by beating CM Punk and Daniel Bryan back to back, then Zack Ryder comes out and challenges for both titles and is squashed in 5 seconds, followed by John Lauraoiaosgihtis firing all three wrestlers, and signing Hulk Hogan, X-Pac and Scott Hall. Vince Russo is introduced as the new lead writer, and Eric Bischoff takes over as GM. John Lauriojanotis fires Jerry Lawler and takes his spot at the announce table, and that all happens in the first 10 minutes. The rest of the show is Triple H giving a promo about him and Nash for an hour and 50 minutes.

Dougie AXP

2011-12-19 08:08:22 PM

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: Dougie commenting live from the floor. I'm located directly to the right of tv rights far side turnbuckle. Kinda caddy corner to the Spanish announce table. If you see a kid with a very good zack Ryder sign that does the fist pump I'm two rows behind him. Next to a huge ass in a black and white stripe shirt.

WELCOME TO RAW. IS. DOUGIE!!!

Signs for the night include:

Dougie (arrow pointing down)

Broski PAC in red white and blue natch

And favorite "#shutupcole"

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-19 08:09:00 PM

KellyKellyKelly: farkin_in_K-town: Ok so I haven't watched wrestling in quite a few years, not much since the WCW went away and the WWE (WWF at the time) had their little draft thing.. The Big Show and Kevin Nash are still around? Jesus Christ, those guys have to be easily into their 50s nearing 60?! Rick Flair and all that but still..

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is 39, Nash is 52.

Yeah, Show was in his early 20s when he started with WCW. And Mizark wasn't more than 25 when he started with the WWF.

Sure, they've been around forever, but they started young, stayed relatively healthy, and are just now hitting the end of their careers.

However, Nash is ancient, and his Quads haven't been able to handle the strain in nearly a decade.

Smiths

2011-12-19 08:09:20 PM

fatalvenom: Can the people in this thread ever leave their mom's basement is the bigger question than the headline.

i can.

i did.

cuz i'm awesome.

suck me.

styckx

2011-12-19 08:10:49 PM

Oh.. HAI GUIZ!

nyrkah1

2011-12-19 08:11:03 PM