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(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators   (salon.com) divider line 259
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2011-12-19 08:23:17 AM
What a war-mongering troll. Can we just start ignoring this guy yet?
 
2011-12-19 08:24:48 AM
first kim jong il. come on, cheney!
 
2011-12-19 08:30:03 AM
So if the solution to everything *isn't* tax cuts, it's really bombing Iran?
 
2011-12-19 08:32:30 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: So if the solution to everything *isn't* tax cuts, it's really bombing Iran?

Depends if Obama wants it or not.
 
2011-12-19 08:36:38 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: So if the solution to everything *isn't* tax cuts, it's really bombing Iran?

Depends if Obama wants it or not.


Shouldn't the Depends be for Cheney?
 
2011-12-19 08:37:18 AM
In a just society, Cheney would be prosecuted for treason.
 
2011-12-19 08:43:04 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: So if the solution to everything *isn't* tax cuts, it's really bombing Iran?

Depends if Obama wants it or not.

Shouldn't the Depends be for Cheney?


Depends should be for all of us. Cheney can be pants-crapping terrifying sometimes.
 
2011-12-19 08:59:49 AM
FlashHarry: first kim jong il. come on, cheney!
Committing daily acts of evil extends his life.

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2011-12-19 09:02:39 AM
Erin Burnett: more hot than evil? Or more evil than hot?
 
2011-12-19 09:03:37 AM
F*ck you, Cheney, you warmongering piece of sh*t. You should be in jail.
 
2011-12-19 09:05:26 AM
He just wants to say, "Sure, the Bush Administration accidentally attacked Iraq, but at least we weren't crazy enough to attack Iran."
 
2011-12-19 09:28:03 AM
Just drop dead already you smug, war-mongering prick...
 
2011-12-19 09:30:25 AM
During the whole Bush presidency I thought Cheney was kind of an evil asshole type dude. But when he pretended to have a back problem so he didn't have to stand for Obama it became clear that the man many conservatives worship is a spoiled petulant little c*nt. He has further hammered that image home throughout Obama's presidency.
 
2011-12-19 09:35:52 AM
Headso: But when he pretended to have a back problem so he didn't have to stand for Obama it became clear that the man many conservatives worship is a spoiled petulant little c*nt.

He's nothing but a frail bully...

He should shut the fark up and go on some more caged hunts to make him feel like a real man.
 
2011-12-19 09:40:29 AM
Can someone please post a "picardnotthisshiatagain.jpg"?
 
2011-12-19 09:56:28 AM
Note to self: invest in green magnetic ribbon startup.
 
2011-12-19 09:57:49 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: tax cut

Tax Cut is how we pay for it, sheesh.
 
2011-12-19 09:58:36 AM
Who gives a pacemaker's fuque what that old shiatbag thinks?
Surely not me.

/The guy he shot apologized to him. WTF is that?
 
2011-12-19 09:59:28 AM
He does know that Biden is using his secret bunker now to store his Trans Am, right? So he shouldn't plan on using it.
 
2011-12-19 09:59:28 AM
Oh when will they ever learn?
 
2011-12-19 09:59:56 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Erin Burnett: more hot than evil? Or more evil than hot?

Erin Burnett: WAY overrated in all categories.

/No boobs, either.
//And crazy eyes, too.
 
2011-12-19 10:00:01 AM
We could have used a tough guy like him in Vietnam. Darn all those deferments that kept him out.
 
2011-12-19 10:00:17 AM
Nah, we should just do what the democrats want just let Iran have a nuclear arsenal, I'm sure they want it for peaceful purposes.
 
2011-12-19 10:00:21 AM
[X] Ghadaffi
[X] Bin Ladin
[X] Kim Jong Il
[ ] Dick Cheney

They are all cut from the same cloth, as are their supporters.
 
2011-12-19 10:01:10 AM
Go fark yourself, Dick.
 
2011-12-19 10:02:13 AM
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2011-12-19 10:02:17 AM
In my head, I'm reading the headline with "Cheney" and "Iran" swapping places, which impresses me with its truthfulness.
 
2011-12-19 10:02:59 AM
While I believe that Dick has the right to say what he wants, I wonder why the press are still paying attention to him. He is as pointless as tits on a bull. Please main stream media, stop paying attention to the senile old man.
 
2011-12-19 10:03:10 AM
brerrabbit: Can someone please post a "picardnotthisshiatagain.jpg"?

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2011-12-19 10:03:11 AM
Dick. Do us all a favor and just f*cking die.
 
2011-12-19 10:04:02 AM
Headso: But when he pretended to have a back problem so he didn't have to stand for Obama it became clear that the man many conservatives worship is a spoiled petulant little c*nt.

The dude has had like...8 heart attacks and is currently kept alive by machines. He probably really did have a back problem.

If not, his respect is not something Barack Obama needs or probably even wants.
 
2011-12-19 10:05:15 AM
So you get caught spying and your response to getting caught is to attack the country that you were spying on? And what happened to this quick strike shiat in 2001 when the U.S spy plane crashed landed in China? Cheney needs to go fark off somewhere and be happy he isn't in jail. Or maybe Obama should just let him be extradited to Nigeria to face the charges against him there.
 
2011-12-19 10:05:32 AM
Note to Tard-boy Cheney: You don't have a stooge in the office to do your bidding anymore, Mr. farkhole.

/go somewhere and die you piece of dog shiat
 
2011-12-19 10:06:26 AM
I've always thought we could do with cutting the millitary budget by 5% (saving $33.5B), give half of that to the CIA (so a budget in crease of $16.75B on top of $55B, or a CIA budget increase of 30%) and let the intelligence community do their jobs. Spend half of the other $16.75B on other programs (NASA could use some cash) and pocket $8B in savings.
 
Xai
2011-12-19 10:06:35 AM
sure, send cheney in first.

/BOOM HEADSHOT!
 
2011-12-19 10:08:02 AM
And if airstrikes turn into a full scale war? Who would pay for it? Ohh ya, the American worker. Who would die for it? A bunch of young military kids. Fat old millionaires most likely wouldn't be too troubled.


You think oil prices are bad now, wait until Iran starts firing missiles at tankers in the Persian gulf.
 
2011-12-19 10:08:31 AM
Except of course subby he said nothing of the sort about a swift invasion and being greeted as liberators, and the airstrike was to destroy the downed drone. But do keep farking that chicken.
 
2011-12-19 10:08:46 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Who gives a pacemaker's fuque what that old shiatbag thinks?
Surely not me.

/The guy he shot apologized to him. WTF is that?


Similar to what I came to say: "How the fark is this little turd burglar still relevant?"

He may as well be partnering up with that chick with glasses...the one with the disabled son and the pregnant, underage daughter at the time of her running...Can barely even remember her name anymore.
 
2011-12-19 10:09:08 AM
So when there's a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv because nothing was done to stop Iran's nukes, do the all-knowing libs in this thread come back and apologize?

Probably not, since they hate Jews anyway.
 
2011-12-19 10:09:13 AM
Airdrop Cheney into Tehran. Tell him he's going hunting, and the next person he meets is a lawyer.
That should end well.

If he'd only shot his heart doctor, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
 
2011-12-19 10:10:31 AM
brerrabbit: Can someone please post a "picardnotthisshiatagain.jpg"?

He doesn't deserve the dignity of Fark Mocking PicturesTM. Let him be mocked in text, like the withered stump of steaming coal in a microwave he's become.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2011-12-19 10:12:27 AM
Jesus, really? Maybe if we'd have shot at the thing in the air, but JESUS! You can't bomb another country just because it's Tuesday.
 
2011-12-19 10:13:35 AM
StanTheMan: So when there's a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv because nothing was done to stop Iran's nukes, do the all-knowing libs in this thread come back and apologize?

Probably not, since they hate Jews anyway.


Gee, bombing a downed drone's storage location has everything to do with that, I take your point! o_0
 
2011-12-19 10:13:58 AM
Dick Cheney should be ignored on everything political from here on out. The man is a Sith. You know what would be cheaper than war you fat pile of pale blubber? How about a self destruct sequence for downed drones? I'm sure some computer nerds could figure out how to make that shiat, and negate your idiotic point of view forever.
 
2011-12-19 10:15:01 AM
StanTheMan: So when there's a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv because nothing was done to stop Iran's nukes, do the all-knowing libs in this thread come back and apologize?

Probably not, since they hate Jews anyway that's not our country and we have our own problems to deal with.


Look, I don't care about Israel. It wasn't my idea to carve a nation out for the Jews in a place where people already lived. That was a stupid idea and if it means they need to constantly defend themselves, that's not my problem.

Or a problem of the United States. Why the hell do we have to be the world's police force?
 
2011-12-19 10:15:38 AM
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2011-12-19 10:15:44 AM
Yeah Cheney, that exact strategy worked for Iraq, right?

"A quick airstrike" to recover a toy airplane that was dubbed a fake?

YOU.
ARE.
INSANE.

I hope you and the rest of the Bushie codgers get kidnapped and brought up on charges at The Hague.
 
2011-12-19 10:17:12 AM
He needs a fair trial at a war crimes tribunal and a short drop with a quick stop.
 
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2011-12-19 10:17:12 AM
North Korea has nuclear weapons, the USSR had them for decades. They don't even have a missile that can reach North America, and if they ever do we will still out-gun them 200 to one. I think people like this actually love wars (from a distance). I guess it makes them feel like real men or something.
 
2011-12-19 10:17:23 AM
StanTheMan: So when there's a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv because nothing was done to stop Iran's nukes, do the all-knowing libs in this thread come back and apologize?

Probably not, since they hate Jews anyway.


1/10. Your troll-fu is as weak as Cheney's logic for a bombing campaign.
 
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