I wonder if this is because of on-field differences, or if the team as a whole is starting to divide along "loyal to Joe Pa" and "Paterno farked up" lines? Or maybe one just banged the other's girlfriend. Who knows?

Matt McGloin

That has a "Phillip McAvity" ring to it.

OregonVet: FTFA: University police and the school's Office of Student Conduct "will investigate the incident and report results as they would for any other student involved in an incident on campus," the statement said.

That's the most reassuring statement I've read all day.
/just got out of bed

Dragged a comb across your head?

Okay. So whose lawn should we use to show our support for Penn State football?

Beat Houston! WOOOOOOO!

"McGloin" sounds like an insult Bugs Bunny might invoke,

"Whatta McGloin, whatta maroon..."

University police and the hospital gave no further details about the incident.

You dont say!

Nabb1: OregonVet: stebain: Dragged a comb across your head?

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup...

Looking up, I noticed I was late...

Somebody spoke so we made him a full coach

Idiots most likely just made themselves fall guys, will get cut to show the school has some institutional control.

/not likely, but wouldn't be shocked

It must have been serious if the cops were called on a weekend.

Maybe they should put up a sign in all PSU atheltic facilities that reads "NO HORSING AROUND!!!"

According to The Morning Call, Bolden may be out of the bowl game as well, due to some sort of legal issue. Probably alcohol-related. So, that just leaves us with the walk-on third-string quarterback, who's played all of one game.

Man, we're gonna get wrecked.

FirstNationalBastard: Was he heard saying "OW! MCGLOIN!"?

This is funnier than the lame headline.

State_College_Arsonist: that just leaves us with the walk-on third-string quarterback, who's played all of one game. Man, we're gonna get wrecked.

I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

He could have turned the other cheek.

Boxcutta: I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

-I'd like to see a decent game, if that's not too much to ask.

Boxcutta: I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

Out of State bowl games are where Penn State does great work luring in walk on players.

State_College_Arsonist: Man, we're gonna get wrecked.

That's what HE said!

/I'm so sorry

FTFA: "Penn State (9-3) plays Houston (12-1) in the TicketCity Bowl in Dallas on January 2."

I knew it was a pipe dream, but I so wished Penn State would end up playing Stanford. The half time lulz would have been epic.

State_College_Arsonist: Boxcutta: I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

-I'd like to see a decent game, if that's not too much to ask.

Then watch the BCS National Championship Game.

AdmirableSnackbar: State_College_Arsonist: Boxcutta: I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

-I'd like to see a decent game, if that's not too much to ask.

Then watch the BCS National Championship Game.

yep - so psyched to see another decent game

p the boiler: AdmirableSnackbar: State_College_Arsonist: Boxcutta: I know the TicketCity Bowl is prestigious and everything, but you can't really care about the outcome of this game after the year they've had.

-I'd like to see a decent game, if that's not too much to ask.

Then watch the BCS National Championship Game.

yep - so psyched to see another decent game

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Although I think this game will be more watchable than any other matchup for a 1 vs 2 this year.

State_College_Arsonist: According to The Morning Call, Bolden may be out of the bowl game as well, due to some sort of legal issue. Probably alcohol-related. So, that just leaves us with the walk-on third-string quarterback, who's played all of one game.

Man, we're gonna get wrecked.

The morning radio show said that Bolden was caught shoplifting. They didn't have any other details.

As it is, the whole McGloin/Bolden debacle has been a nightmare. The fans want McGloin, because he can complete a pass, but the players want Bolden, because he's reportedly a good guy and a team player, whereas the "Scranton Slinger" is a loud-mouthed ass.

did he died

FirstNationalBastard: Was he heard saying "OW! MCGLOIN!"?

That was the first thing I thought of when I read this story.

Odd Bird: He could have turned the other cheek.

This and ow mcgloin are funnier.

buckeyebrain: It must have been serious if the cops were called on a weekend.

It must be serious if the cops were called at all.
they tend no to notify the cops for every little thing.
Like raping kids in the locker rooms and showers.

vudukungfu: buckeyebrain: It must have been serious if the cops were called on a weekend.

It must be serious if the cops were called at all.
they tend no to notify the cops for every little thing.
Like raping kids in the locker rooms and showers.

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Fuggin Bizzy: vudukungfu: Like raping kids in the locker rooms and showers.

What? What the hell are you talking about?

I didn't know people still lived in caves.

Let's hope he faced up man to man and didn't hit him while he wasn't looking. That's worthy of a revenge beating if he did. Cold-cocking is worthy of revenge, no doubt.