His official biography claimed his birth was foretold by a swallow and led to the appearance of a double rainbow along with the emergence of a new star in space. He went on to spread the myth among his subjects that his mood could control the weather.

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-dead-1 7-bizarre-details-about-the-dear-leader-s-life-115875-23646337/#ixzz1g z9aka2o

An African or European Swallow?

hopefully with his passing north korea will become a different place.

He once ate a boulder, to shame the peasants for complaining about nothing to eat.

"his birth was foretold by a swallow"

Nonsense. The purpose of swallows is to prevent births.

Some of these are MUCH better than 'Chuck Norris Facts'...

FTA:
"You may not be aware of this, but Kim Jong-Il was the world's greatest golfer... According to an official government handout marking his 62nd birthday, Kim celebrated by demolishing a par 72 course in just 34 strokes, managing a world record five holes-in-one on the way. To top it all, the superhuman round was apparently the first time he had actually played the sport."

"17. In the 1950s he built an entire city called Kijong-Dong"

He built an entire city when he was, what, 13 years old? That is impressive...

#14 makes me love him.

Poison:

An African or European Swallow?

Well, African Swallows are non-migratory, so I'm going to guess it was a European Swallow.

They're attacking Pulgasari with spears.

Kijong-dong.


say it again.

bucket_pup: Planet of Da Rapes

I'd watch that...

Came for the golf story. Leaving laughing.

Poison: His official biography claimed his birth was foretold by a swallow and led to the appearance of a double rainbow along with the emergence of a new star in space. He went on to spread the myth among his subjects that his mood could control the weather.

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-dead-1 7-bizarre-details-about-the-dear-leader-s-life-115875-23646337/#ixzz1g z9aka2o

An African or European Swallow?

Here's video of his birth announcement!

Link (new window)

/Guess we know what it meant!

lhclubs:

Nonsense. The purpose of swallows is to prevent births.


I see what you did there. I LOL'd

trico: Poison: His official biography claimed his birth was foretold by a swallow and led to the appearance of a double rainbow along with the emergence of a new star in space. He went on to spread the myth among his subjects that his mood could control the weather.

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-dead-1 7-bizarre-details-about-the-dear-leader-s-life-115875-23646337/#ixzz1g z9aka2o

An African or European Swallow?

Here's video of his birth announcement!

Link (new window)

/Guess we know what it meant!

That double rainbow coincided with his impressive 38 under par he shot. Article is so full of win I can't stand it.

And please make sure you check this page out:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-dead- p eople-sob-uncontrollably-in-streets-video-115875-23646588/

My Christmas is complete.

Now is the time for all good FARKers to crank the song "you be illin".

So Ronery (new window)

I wonder how many of these claims were actually made and how many are just Western propaganda?

I heard that he played a level 90 Night Elf hunter in World of Warcraft.

He didn't defecate? You're shiatting me.

Can anyone make a photoshop of Best Korea's deceased leader being beaten up by Chuck Norris' beard?

Thanks!

-All of us

Breast Korea

... demolishing a par 72 course in just 34 strokes, managing a world record five holes-in-one on the way

Ya know, dear leader. Most golfers don't have people out there running down the ball and putting it into the hole.

/should I not say that?

The little bastard couldn't make it anouth 13 days? Now I have to adjust my 2012 dead pool! Goddamnitsomuch!

BokerBill: ... demolishing a par 72 course in just 34 strokes, managing a world record five holes-in-one on the way

Ya know, dear leader. Most golfers don't have people out there running down the ball and putting it into the hole.

/should I not say that?

First time I read about dear leader's golf game I was reminded of an acquaintance of mine several years ago who told me he had taken up golf and really enjoyed it. I asked what he was shooting and he told me mid 80s. I was surprised but suggested we play a round some time. We played a course that started with a tee shot over water. He put 3 balls into the water, finally hit a pretty good drive into the fairway and, as we walked off the tee, he said, "That's 1." I think I said something profound like, "huh?!?!?" He explained to me that he didn't like the way he hit those first shots so he wasn't going to count them. I explained, as gently as I could, that golf generally isn't scored that way. He was mightily upset with me and that was the last round we ever played. When I read about dear leader's game, I figure he was either counting like that, he had someone placing the ball for him (as you suggested), or he "visualized" every shot and, liking what he saw in his mind, just counted that instead of going through the drudgery of actually having to hit the ball. Which reminds me of a boss I had who used to come up with incredibly elegant plans, most of which were not executable. When reality failed to meet the expectations of his plans, he would argue that reality was in error. Sound like Kim Jong Il?

One of his official titles was The Central Brain.

/Bwah-hahahahaha.
//Hey, that's my title.

He also invented the question mark.

or was that Dr. Evil?

LL316: #14 makes me love him.

You rove him rong time?

#7, so he was part of the Tea Party?

You mean "rowrer brader."

It is said that he was able to tell you why it feels so good to be a gangsta.

Freakin Rican: hopefully with his passing north korea will become a different place.

Hopefully better - it could get worse.

lhclubs: "his birth was foretold by a swallow"

Nonsense. The purpose of swallows is to prevent births.

THIS!

/golf clap

Kim Jong iIl no more

TheYeti: 15. He was a keen roller-blader.

I knew that there was something about him that wasn't quite right.

The hardest part was telling his parents that he was gay.
NTTAWWT, well maybe in best Korea, there might be.

TheYeti: 15. He was a keen roller-blader.

I knew that there was something about him that wasn't quite right.

He also lost his genitalia in a bizarre smelting accident.

His birth was foretold by a swallow......DAMN, well I'm sure his Mom was a lovely woman who did not mean to have such a monster, so I certainly don't wan to offend any of he Korean farkers out there.....it just seems, well, if only she had swallowed instead of taking that load elsewhere.........

Kim Jon Ills poo cures cancer, too bad, according to the North Korean State Media, he has never deficated