Ummmm they both look pretty damn good there, Adonis.

Tat'dGreaser: Ummmm they both look pretty damn good there, Adonis.

I'm not about to lie, I agree that they both look pretty good. IMO Paris does look a bit better though.

Your Zionist Leader: I'm not about to lie, I agree that they both look pretty good. IMO Paris does look a bit better though.

Yes I agree, but I was expecting Lohan to look hideous. She looks better than most average women.

I'm more interested in the Sofia Vergara/J-Woww/Coco pics,subby.

Apos: I'm more interested in the Sofia Vergara/J-Woww/Coco pics,subby.

I hear there is a thing called Google that could help you out

Tat'dGreaser: Apos: I'm more interested in the Sofia Vergara/J-Woww/Coco pics,subby.

I hear there is a thing called Google that could help you out

Obviously unnecessary as this slideshow suggests.

wattimus: 15 hours a day of body conditioning/fakery

What does this even mean? You mean exercise?

Apos: Obviously unnecessary as this slideshow suggests.

I didn't even look through the whole slideshow. I stand corrected.

I don't think anyone ever really slagged the bodies of either of these two -- it's been more Lohan's Face of Meth and the fact that if either one of them walks into a pharmacy all the tetracycline goes sour.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: if either one of them walks into a pharmacy all the tetracycline goes sour

Thank you. Now my boss knows I'm farking around on the internet and not working. Because medical billing is never funny and never prompts someone to gigglesnort and shoot coffee out of their nose to spray all over the explanation of benefits on my desk.

CSB time. At one of the Super Bowl parties when the game was in Detroit, I was working security and a very drunk Paris was memorized for minutes by my beard.

She was very drunk and she was petting my beard. She was then distracted by the need for more booze and wandered away. She did give me a hug though.

I had no idea that herpes could be transmitted via TCP/IP, but I think I caught it just by looking at that picture.

Your Zionist Leader: CSB time. At one of the Super Bowl parties when the game was in Detroit, I was working security and a very drunk Paris was memorized for minutes by my beard.

Your beard has a hippocampus? That's some freaky shiat, man.

bgddy24601: Your Zionist Leader: CSB time. At one of the Super Bowl parties when the game was in Detroit, I was working security and a very drunk Paris was memorized for minutes by my beard.

Your beard has a hippocampus? That's some freaky shiat, man.

LMAO, I set it free during the spring and then regrow its home in the winter so it can nest.
The whole thing was over pretty quickly, it sort of went like this.
Drunk Paris stumbles toward the exit I'm standing by. "Oh my god look how big his beard is!" pet, pet pet
Me: Heh
Her: (Drink) "Oh man it's soft!" pet, pet, big hug, stumbles towards bar.

glassa: I've seen some funny things while billing for Radiology. :-)

To be honest I have seen some funny crap while doing the billing for dental. I used to joke w/my coworkers that I am now convinced that most parents get their kids' names from whatever tiles they pull out of a bag of Scrabble tiles. This morning I posted a payment for a 3 year old girl named "Zaynab". I am not kidding.

/I had to double check to make sure her father wasn't Ford Prefect

bgddy24601: glassa: I've seen some funny things while billing for Radiology. :-)

To be honest I have seen some funny crap while doing the billing for dental. I used to joke w/my coworkers that I am now convinced that most parents get their kids' names from whatever tiles they pull out of a bag of Scrabble tiles. This morning I posted a payment for a 3 year old girl named "Zaynab". I am not kidding.

/I had to double check to make sure her father wasn't Ford Prefect

A friend of mine named her kids Skylin and Neveah. I always have to pretend those aren't the dumbest names I've ever heard when I talk to her.

Thank You Black Jesus!: Zaynab/Zeinab is a very common Arabic girl's name. From the Koran if i were tge wagering type.

Fair enough. Although with a last name akin to "Johnson" (not actually the last name so that I don't make my office non HIPAA compliant) it looks more than a little out of place.

Your Zionist Leader: A friend of mine named her kids Skylin and Neveah. I always have to pretend those aren't the dumbest names I've ever heard when I talk to her.

I have seen quite a few Neveahs in here. Usually it is a bastardization of "Heaven" spelled backwards. What amuses me is that the first place I ever heard that name was when a new stripper came to work at the club where I used to DJ on weekends. So whenever I see that name my brain goes into Chris Rock voice mode "Cina Buns?!? That's a stripper name!"

/Protip for expectant parents. Don't name your child "Unique" (or any variation thereof). Because it isn't unique. I have a database that proves this.

//Don't use "Euneek" either. We have 4 of those
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I disagree with you, subby.

bgddy24601: Thank You Black Jesus!: Zaynab/Zeinab is a very common Arabic girl's name. From the Koran if i were tge wagering type.

Fair enough. Although with a last name akin to "Johnson" (not actually the last name so that I don't make my office non HIPAA compliant) it looks more than a little out of place.

Your Zionist Leader: A friend of mine named her kids Skylin and Neveah. I always have to pretend those aren't the dumbest names I've ever heard when I talk to her.

I have seen quite a few Neveahs in here. Usually it is a bastardization of "Heaven" spelled backwards. What amuses me is that the first place I ever heard that name was when a new stripper came to work at the club where I used to DJ on weekends. So whenever I see that name my brain goes into Chris Rock voice mode "Cina Buns?!? That's a stripper name!"

/Protip for expectant parents. Don't name your child "Unique" (or any variation thereof). Because it isn't unique. I have a database that proves this.

//Don't use "Euneek" either. We have 4 of those
///4

I always thought it was someone trying to be too clever and failing pitifully.