gah!

Nobody wants to see her on regular TV. Why do they think there's money to be made with this? This might have worked like twenty years ago.

Meh. She's not that bad.

/indifferent
//would probably watch it though

I thought that was one of those "totally looks like" photo comparisons for a second.

I wouldn't PAY to see it, but I would probably watch it. If she looked more like the 2007 than the top picture, I might enjoy myself a wee bit.

i would pay her to NOT film that, yuck.

I thought the trend has been no carpet at all.

(clicks) 43? Kind of a rough 43.

Meh. No, thanks. I never hear of offers being made to actually attractive celebrities, I know that it's because they'd always decline but still. I'd like to see Kate Middelton pr0n. Would pay straight cash.

Does the carpet match the......oh god, forget I asked.

Not with someone else's dick that I could control remotely from the other corner of the galaxy.

Butterface, no wait - Butterbody, no - I mean shes butt ugly

*sniffs*

Yup, smells like a desparate publicity stunt.

bgddy24601: FTA - The company believes it would be the first sex tape to feature 'a sexy Jewish American Princess.'


Ron Jeremy would like to disagree w/you: "There are a few [porn stars] who are Jewish and are pretty well known--Nina Hartley, Robin Bird, Gloria Leonard".

I remember seeing, um, preview clips about a hot jewish girl whose boyfriend cheated on her.. so to get back at him, she volunteered at Blacks On Blondes..

So...who in the hell is the target market for this?

It's not like she has any major recognition other than being Joan's daughter....

That 43 looks 55.

Do
Not
Want

Marcus Aurelius: Only slightly more disturbing than Joan Rivers:

I'll pass on this.

I thought bestiality was illegal.

I came for NO pics.....leaving satisfied!

Cletus C.

I thought bestiality was illegal.


Not if you don't get caught.

bgddy24601: Pandora's Litterbox: kingflower: I came for NO pics.....leaving satisfied!

Not even this one?

I normally do not support threadjacking. But in this case I will make an exception.

/MOAR!

That is not actually threadjacking, because it is eye bleach. Eye bleach is a welcome, and as it turns out necessary, part of threads like this.

Offering the head of a porn studio the opportunity to appear in one of his films is like offering the owner of a dog food factory the opportunity to gut horses. Somehow I doubt he'll find it appealing.

Am I the only person that doesn't get the "blue carpet" joke ?

Difference between Jewish American Princess and the Pacific Ocean?

The Pacific has been known to swallow seaman.

VictorOfBorge: Difference between Jewish American Princess and the Pacific Ocean?

The Pacific has been known to swallow seaman.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a PC?

A computer that will never go down on you.

airsupport: VictorOfBorge: Difference between Jewish American Princess and the Pacific Ocean?

The Pacific has been known to swallow seaman.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a PC?

A computer that will never go down on you.

What is the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a kid who takes Dimetapp?

The kid will swallow with even with a hint of alcohol.

//i tried

airsupport: VictorOfBorge: Difference between Jewish American Princess and the Pacific Ocean?

The Pacific has been known to swallow seaman.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a PC?

A computer that will never go down on you.

I thought it was something about how the minimum requirements are so high no one's ever actually seen one do anything.

Ew.

bgddy24601: Ron Jeremy would like to disagree w/you: "There are a few [porn stars] who are Jewish and are pretty well known--Nina Hartley, Robin Bird, Gloria Leonard".

At the risk of being too analytical (and being told I don't know how "Jewish women are"), being a Jewish woman and being a JAP are not synonymous.

That being said, Vivid seems to like doing this, and they're pretty mainstream porn these days, so I expect that there will be derp about how this is evidence of rape culture within the week.

I don't think I would pay for it, but I would give it a look she is not that bad looking.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that this hasn't gone down hill faster.

I expected more of you farkers.

But the suave looker's X-rated career clearly isn't something which bothers his rumoured new girlfriend.

Huh? Is this in reference to Steve Hirsch? He is neither suave nor a looker. He's barely 5 feet tall and exudes all the handsome elegance of a trashy porn producer. If he didn't have all his porn money, he'd get exactly zero poon.

Pandora's Litterbox: DjangoStonereaver: Pandora's Litterbox: Balchinian: bgddy24601: Pandora's Litterbox: kingflower: I came for NO pics.....leaving satisfied!

Not even this one?

I normally do not support threadjacking. But in this case I will make an exception.

/MOAR!

That is not actually threadjacking, because it is eye bleach. Eye bleach is a welcome, and as it turns out necessary, part of threads like this.

Thanks for the saved keystrokes.

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Who is that gorgeous flame-haired vixen who has suddenly stolen my heart?

U.K. model Jade Thompson.

She's a scorcher, yeah?

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She kind of looks like Carrot Top in drag.

/What is seen cannot be unseen

I think this says it all:

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