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(Pro Football Talk) Cool Ben Roethlisberger to take enough painkillers to kill an elephant and start against the San Francisco 49ers tonight on MNF   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 191
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2011-12-19 06:04:52 AM
I pity the Steelers center, all bent over in front of a hopped up Big Ben.
 
2011-12-19 06:36:39 AM
FTFA: "'He's good enough to go,' a source told Dulac."

Sounds like DTF, amirite????
 
2011-12-19 06:41:44 AM
Hello? Is there anybody in there?
 
2011-12-19 06:44:09 AM
A regular Monday for Sean Payton.
 
2011-12-19 07:03:12 AM
Big Ben eat pills. Big Ben eat more pills to make other things work again. Big Ben mourn Dear Leader's Passing. Uh, yeah, passing. Big Ben do that, but first Big Ben eat more pills.
 
2011-12-19 07:21:31 AM
hurdboy: Big Ben eat pills. Big Ben eat more pills to make other things work again. Big Ben mourn Dear Leader's Passing. Uh, yeah, passing. Big Ben do that, but first Big Ben eat more pills.

Sam? Is that you?
 
2011-12-19 07:33:45 AM
Love Dulac, very clean.....
 
2011-12-19 07:53:11 AM
The Smails Kid: FTFA: "'He's good enough to go,' a source told Dulac."

Sounds like DTF, amirite????


In Big Ben terms an incoherent mumble is consent, go for it man! I'll watch the bathroom door!
 
2011-12-19 08:20:20 AM
AnubisMan: The Smails Kid: FTFA: "'He's good enough to go,' a source told Dulac."

Sounds like DTF, amirite????

In Big Ben terms an incoherent mumble is consent, go for it man! I'll watch the bathroom door!


But will you also pressure Ben not to testify, and the DA not to press charges?

I NEED TO KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS TO WIN THIS, MAN.
 
2011-12-19 08:22:43 AM
So, Ben Rothlisberger = Elvis?
 
2011-12-19 08:28:09 AM
San Diego Super Chargers!
 
2011-12-19 08:38:00 AM
Crewmannumber6: So, Ben Rothlisberger = Elvis?

Elvis had better taste in women.
 
2011-12-19 08:38:41 AM
He has to play. With the way Baltimore stepped on their own dicks, Pittsburgh has a chance to go from wild card to first seed. The home field advantage is worth it.
 
2011-12-19 08:41:04 AM
Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-19 08:43:35 AM
hurdboy: Crewmannumber6: So, Ben Rothlisberger = Elvis?

Elvis had better taste in women.


Damn but he planted Brady yesterday afternoon. I'm not really a Brady fan, but that was painful to watch. Ouch.
 
2011-12-19 08:44:20 AM
Don't care what you think of him off the field, but on the field, he is one of the toughest players in the NFL right now.
 
2011-12-19 08:58:07 AM
ATOTony76: Don't care what you think of him off the field, but on the field, he is one of the toughest players in the NFL right now.

To be fair, you have to be pretty tough to be able to rape a chick after she kicks you in the groin.

/low hanging fruit
 
2011-12-19 09:05:44 AM
nopokerface: Love Dulac, very clean.....

Thank God somebody's paying attention.

+1
 
2011-12-19 09:07:48 AM
1 or 2 good sacks and he's toast anyway.

/Seattle fan, fark Pittsburgh.
 
2011-12-19 09:13:01 AM
Fade2black: /Seattle fan

Seek counseling dude. Really. Seek counseling.
 
2011-12-19 09:19:24 AM
Truly an inspiration for all rapists.
 
2011-12-19 09:22:06 AM
The haters/troll weekend will be fully complete when the Niners beat a depleted Steelers team tonight.
 
2011-12-19 09:30:12 AM
PanicMan: He has to play. With the way Baltimore stepped on their own dicks, Pittsburgh has a chance to go from wild card to first seed. The home field advantage is worth it.

Came here to say this.

/Dammit Ravens, why you gotta fark w/your fans like that?
//I have never been a big fan of the 49ers, but tonight I am all in
///I'm already prepared to be disappointed
 
2011-12-19 09:30:59 AM
Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]


Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?
 
2011-12-19 09:32:30 AM
poughdrew: The haters/troll weekend will be fully complete when the Niners beat a depleted Steelers team tonight.

I'm so unsure of how to feel about this game.

I'm a Ravens fan.

Who is leading by ~20 in my FF league.

With only Antonio Brown to play against Michael Crabtree.

I guess - a 49ers win, but without Crabtree getting significant touches or Antonio Brown being all of the Steelers' offense.

// I win $100 if I win the game
// another $200 if I win the SB next week
// and $50 if I score most points this week or next
// "It's the most...lucrative time...of the year!!"
 
2011-12-19 09:33:56 AM
meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?


I'm pretty sure it was made by someone with a sense of humor.
 
2011-12-19 09:38:53 AM
meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?


It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.
 
2011-12-19 09:54:40 AM
FirstNationalBastard: I pity the Steelers center, all bent over in front of a hopped up Big Ben.

In unrelated news, Markice Pouncey is out with an "ankle injury"

/Subbs, I demand a royalty check on this headline
 
2011-12-19 10:03:26 AM
Robert1966: meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?

It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.


It was made by someone that doesn't understand that a broken bone is a generic term.

Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.
 
2011-12-19 10:11:48 AM
bhcompy: Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.

Do not impugn the toughness of Clint Rambo Van Dammelisburger
 
2011-12-19 10:16:07 AM
I think I should root for the 49ers, but as badly as the Texans played yesterday, I guess it doesn't matter.

/visions of at least one Texan playoff win dashed through my head yesterday, and then the game started.
 
2011-12-19 10:25:32 AM
SVenus: I think I should root for the 49ers, but as badly as the Texans played yesterday, I guess it doesn't matter.

/visions of at least one Texan playoff win dashed through my head yesterday, and then the game started.


I wouldn't read too much into the game yesterday. The Texans were coming off of a pretty emotional week and had a champagne hangover. With that defense and rushing attack they'll be dangerous in the playoffs.
 
2011-12-19 10:26:33 AM
Fade2black: 1 or 2 good sacks and he's toast anyway.

/Seattle fan, fark Pittsburgh.


If Pittsburgh were an ex you'd be jailed for stalking.

Get over it, D-bag
 
2011-12-19 10:26:38 AM
..or as Brett Favre called it, "breakfast"
 
2011-12-19 10:28:03 AM
bhcompy: Robert1966: meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?

It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.

It was made by someone that doesn't understand that a broken bone is a generic term.

Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.


Cutler quit on his team and made an Ed Cullen face while doing it.
 
2011-12-19 10:38:31 AM
BiggityBanninated: bhcompy: Robert1966: meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?

It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.

It was made by someone that doesn't understand that a broken bone is a generic term.

Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.

Cutler quit on his team and made an Ed Cullen face while doing it.


After coming back into the game with the broken thumb
 
2011-12-19 10:40:03 AM
bhcompy: BiggityBanninated: bhcompy: Robert1966: meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?

It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.

It was made by someone that doesn't understand that a broken bone is a generic term.

Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.

Cutler quit on his team and made an Ed Cullen face while doing it.

After coming back into the game with the broken thumb


What about the NFC-C? Cutler's a shiat stain
 
2011-12-19 10:43:45 AM
BiggityBanninated: bhcompy: BiggityBanninated: bhcompy: Robert1966: meanmutton: Odd Bird: Still love this picture from an earlier thread.
[i.imgur.com image 600x320]

Was it made by someone doesn't realize that football isn't soccer?

It was made by someone who does realize that Ben has been playing, and winning, with a broken thumb for a month.

It was made by someone that doesn't understand that a broken bone is a generic term.

Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

Rapey has a fractured thumb tip.

Cutler quit on his team and made an Ed Cullen face while doing it.

After coming back into the game with the broken thumb

What about the NFC-C? Cutler's a shiat stain


NFC-C?
 
2011-12-19 10:48:40 AM
bhcompy: NFC-C?

Its like a troll who just woke up after 20 years and didnt notice that the NFC Cental doesnt exist any more.
 
2011-12-19 10:53:18 AM
bhcompy: Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

He also has a high vagina sprain.
 
2011-12-19 11:05:17 AM
mikaloyd: bhcompy: Cutler has 2 pins and 3 screws in his thumb. You're not going to play with pins and screws in your throwing hand thumb. I've had pins in my throwing hand(index finger). Couldn't grip a baseball or football if I tried.

He also has a high vagina sprain.


I believe the medical term is "vaginal" sprain, but you were very close.

/Ben = by far, the toughest QB in the league
 
2011-12-19 11:11:15 AM
mikaloyd: bhcompy: NFC-C?

Its like a troll who just woke up after 20 years and didnt notice that the NFC Cental doesnt exist any more.


He meant NFC Championship, last year against the Packers, when Cutler got hurt.
 
2011-12-19 11:13:39 AM
GEAUX STILLERS!
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This message sponsored by Saints fans for a better playoff berth

 
2011-12-19 11:16:22 AM
13-10 Niners. Book it.
 
2011-12-19 11:21:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-19 11:23:48 AM
Big Ben can afford to be "tough" since his game requires no finesse or mental capacity. 30% of the plays: turn around and give the ball to the fast guy. 70% of the plays: drop back, count to 10 and throw it to the first fast guy you see.
 
2011-12-19 11:30:18 AM
Seems like most people in this thread forget that the Steelers usually crack skulls in December. Rather than concede to that fact, they resort to the same tired "Rapey" jokes that are ALMOST as old as the last time they got laid.
 
2011-12-19 11:31:03 AM
BiggityBanninated: shiat stain

Who was that Steelers' player who, in his reckless college days, took a shiat in someone's dorm room closet - perhaps even in a box?
 
2011-12-19 11:32:00 AM
poughdrew: BiggityBanninated: shiat stain

Who was that Steelers' player who, in his reckless college days, took a shiat in someone's dorm room closet - perhaps even in a box?


Najeh "Dookie" Davenport, and it was in a laundry basket.
 
2011-12-19 11:32:01 AM
bgddy24601: PanicMan: He has to play. With the way Baltimore stepped on their own dicks, Pittsburgh has a chance to go from wild card to first seed. The home field advantage is worth it.

Came here to say this.

/Dammit Ravens, why you gotta fark w/your fans like that?
//I have never been a big fan of the 49ers, but tonight I am all in
///I'm already prepared to be disappointed


Don't worry, I'm a Steelers fan and I have no confidence in their ability to win key games. They can never put a team away for good.
 
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