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(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man critically injured after his girlfriend decides to clean her gun at 4AM and it "accidentally" fired   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 37
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Notabunny
2011-12-19 02:25:45 AM
fta Kristi Ellis, also 40, said she was cleaning the handgun at 4 a.m.

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farkingismybusiness
2011-12-19 02:28:18 AM
Whoops.
 
Somaticasual
2011-12-19 02:28:29 AM
Notabunny: fta Kristi Ellis, also 40, said she was cleaning the handgun at 4 a.m.

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or Meth..it's a hell of a drug.
or Jealousy's a biatch, he should be thankful it's not a speargun.
 
whiterrabbit
2011-12-19 02:29:45 AM
OK...Let's just say she DID do this on purpose.

Never shoot a guy in the stomach...it's not a dependable kill, it hurts like a motherfarker, it could get infected, it takes alot of clean-up.....
Shoot him in the heart, point blank, twice.

//that would be funny if they found two bullets...he he
 
fluffy2097
2011-12-19 02:35:22 AM
Oh for the love of... Check the chamber and make sure your gun is unloaded before messing with it! Why is this so hard?

/for safety's sake I hope she shot him on purpose.
//I'd be afraid to be around anyone who could accidentally shoot someone.
 
Nina Haagen Dazs [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 02:38:08 AM
Her facebook pics suggest a touch of redneck.
 
eversman [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 02:39:27 AM
It boggles my mind how people can continue to do this kind of thing.

Remove magazine, lock slide open, inspect chamber. Round still in the chamber? Extract and continue.

This is common sense. Don't know common sense around firearms? Learn.

Know common sense and don't use it? Lose your firearms. The end.
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 02:39:46 AM
whiterrabbit: OK...Let's just say she DID do this on purpose.

Never shoot a guy in the stomach...it's not a dependable kill, it hurts like a motherfarker, it could get infected, it takes alot of clean-up.....
Shoot him in the heart, point blank, twice.

//that would be funny if they found two bullets...he he

I can't believe she killed me, man!
Who'd have farkin' thought that?



Hey, just cancel
that shiat right now!



You're hurt. You're hurt
real farfkn' bad, but you ain't dying!



All this blood's scarin'
the shiat out of me, Larry!


I'm gonna die!
I know it!



Excuse me, I didn't realize
you had a degree in medicine.
 
Nadnerbus
2011-12-19 03:07:05 AM
Was it for fighting or was it for fun?
 
TurboCojones [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 03:09:50 AM
4am is about the time I would come home after banging someone else.
 
robodog
2011-12-19 03:12:24 AM
Somaticasual: Notabunny: fta Kristi Ellis, also 40, said she was cleaning the handgun at 4 a.m.

[img.photobucket.com image 500x299]

or Meth..it's a hell of a drug.
or Jealousy's a biatch, he should be thankful it's not a speargun.

Yeah, I'm going to go with meth or a touch of the crazy as well, nobody drinks till 4am and then gets all motivated to perform chores.
 
tatum
2011-12-19 03:12:28 AM
What the hell are you doing with all that gun cleaning shiat spread over the table at four o'clock in the goddamn morning you stupid b....
 
G-force
2011-12-19 03:13:23 AM
Why are you assuming it wasn't a revolver? How about just keeping your booger hook off the bang switch!eversman: It boggles my mind how people can continue to do this kind of thing.

Remove magazine, lock slide open, inspect chamber. Round still in the chamber? Extract and continue.

This is common sense. Don't know common sense around firearms? Learn.

Know common sense and don't use it? Lose your firearms. The end.
 
Raider_dad
2011-12-19 03:23:09 AM
I work the graveyard shift so on my days off I do lots of stuff in the early hours most people do during "normal" hours.
 
Marcintosh
2011-12-19 03:46:54 AM
linkey linkey farked
 
whiterrabbit
2011-12-19 03:48:43 AM
Raider_dad: I work the graveyard shift so on my days off I do lots of stuff in the early hours most people do during "normal" hours.

True...Like, for instance, most people would kill their spouse in the daytime as opposed to 4:00am...

Not enough details in TFA for a conviction though...
 
Mock26
2011-12-19 04:09:21 AM
whiterrabbit: Raider_dad: I work the graveyard shift so on my days off I do lots of stuff in the early hours most people do during "normal" hours.

True...Like, for instance, most people would kill their spouse in the daytime as opposed to 4:00am...

Not enough details in TFA for a conviction though...

But there is definitely enough information for a Fark conviction, though!
 
GentlemanJ
2011-12-19 04:14:36 AM
Marcintosh: linkey linkey farked

Yep. Couldn't read the article.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-12-19 04:47:25 AM
He'll die and she'll get charged with aggravated assault and not murder, or manslaughter.

Just like Bam Margera's bat wielding whack-o neighbor did even though she actually threatened to kill him.
 
Another Government Employee
2011-12-19 04:47:27 AM
Notabunny: fta Kristi Ellis, also 40, said she was cleaning the handgun at 4 a.m.

[img.photobucket.com image 500x299]

I would guess so.
 
Arcturus72 [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 05:35:15 AM
I guess Earl had to die?

I shot a man in Memphis, just to watch him die...

I got nothin...
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-12-19 05:55:53 AM
Impossible. I'm told only the sharpest, most reliable individuals are allowed to purchase handguns. She must roll with a drug cartel
 
Bigdogdaddy
2011-12-19 06:05:42 AM
Davie police Sgt. Christopher Chastain described as a wound that was not life-threatening.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-19 06:12:25 AM
Let's not go off all half cocked here, it could have been worse.
 
Bigdogdaddy
2011-12-19 07:11:40 AM
Bet he got a gut feeling she didn't like him any more.
 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2011-12-19 07:14:56 AM
Can't help but hear the town name in the dog's voice.
www.bradruggles.com
 
enderthexenocide
2011-12-19 07:36:53 AM
 
LavenderWolf
2011-12-19 07:39:10 AM
Anyone who accidentally discharges a firearm should be shot with said firearm.

Yes, I am serious.
 
ambercricket [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 07:58:35 AM
Double tap
 
finnished
2011-12-19 08:01:44 AM
Was there something else in the other article or am I the only one to think that they were getting kinky?

Maybe she said something like, "I'm going to blow you... away!" and she pointed the gun up at his stomach and then boom goes the dynamite!
 
CarpeScrotum
2011-12-19 08:08:30 AM
Honest, officer. I was just walking down the street peeling an apple and this guy ran into my knife. Seventeen times!
 
NoGods
2011-12-19 09:06:03 AM
LavenderWolf: Anyone who accidentally discharges a firearm should be shot with said firearm.

Yes, I am serious.

I saw a guy accidently shoot his own foot with a 12-gauge last month. He lost two toes. Happy?
 
Hebjamn
2011-12-19 09:22:52 AM
She must have taken the Claudine Longet correspondence course on gun safety.
 
DaddyRat
2011-12-19 09:59:43 AM
NoGods: LavenderWolf: Anyone who accidentally discharges a firearm should be shot with said firearm.

Yes, I am serious.

I saw a guy accidently shoot his own foot with a 12-gauge last month. He lost two toes. Happy?

Well, doing it that way is pretty efficient...
 
myinternetname
2011-12-19 11:45:15 AM
We are a 24 hour society. Why is it that people always assume the worst about people because something happens between 10pm when they go to sleep and 6am when they get up to eat their tofu omelet?
 
robodog
2011-12-19 11:58:35 AM
myinternetname: We are a 24 hour society. Why is it that people always assume the worst about people because something happens between 10pm when they go to sleep and 6am when they get up to eat their tofu omelet?

Perhaps because every cop who's ever worked third shift know's that IS when the majority of bad shiat happens?
 
strathmeyer
2011-12-19 02:58:25 PM
robodog: myinternetname: We are a 24 hour society. Why is it that people always assume the worst about people because something happens between 10pm when they go to sleep and 6am when they get up to eat their tofu omelet?

Perhaps because every cop who's ever worked third shift know's that IS when the majority of bad shiat happens?

Maybe they should stop letting cops work third shift.
 
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