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(ABC) NewsFlash Is Kim Jong Il? No, he's dead   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 974
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WTF Indeed
2011-12-18 10:19:27 PM
May Obama's bloodlust never end!
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:22:45 PM
I blame Bush.
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:23:11 PM
Well, this happened.
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:27:34 PM
He had money on the Colts going winless, didn't he?
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-18 10:27:46 PM
I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone and dead
 
Foreground My Ass
2011-12-18 10:27:47 PM
i741.photobucket.com
 
html_007
2011-12-18 10:27:55 PM
Worever Arone.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:00 PM
Damn you Hans Brix!
 
roundblack
2011-12-18 10:28:01 PM
i55.photobucket.com
 
Mensabooty
2011-12-18 10:28:02 PM
Goodnight, funnyman.
 
LlamaGirl [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:09 PM
OH THE HUMANITY!
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:10 PM
Too bad, he missed the winner of Survivor.
 
phishnthegd
2011-12-18 10:28:10 PM
I wonder what he's looking at now.
 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:12 PM
Jesus Christ, how many enemies of the U.S. are going to drop dead this year?
 
Oreamnos
2011-12-18 10:28:14 PM
That article is really concise if you have NoScript and Adblock turned on.
 
Metalupis [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:17 PM
Ok that is a much better headline then what I came up with
 
Lost Thought 00
2011-12-18 10:28:19 PM
We are running out of dictators to kill off. Look out Eritrian warlords, you just inherited #1 on our hit list!
 
davidphogan
2011-12-18 10:28:20 PM
Osama Bin Laden? Check
Kim Jong Il? Check
I'm a Dinner Jacket? Wear your kevlar.
 
ButteryDamage
2011-12-18 10:28:23 PM
Paging Kim Jong be 'Illin...

\Too Soon?
 
kilgorn
2011-12-18 10:28:24 PM
Good....World peace at 11....
 
Fiction Fan
2011-12-18 10:28:29 PM
About god damn time.

At least it saved us the trouble of taking him out via CIA operatives.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2011-12-18 10:28:34 PM
Congrats, people of that place. Now you are one step closer to being free to voluntarily enslave yourself to capitalism. Someone Berlin airlift stacks of credit card applications and iPads in to that beleaguered little country.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:35 PM
ACORN killed Kim Jong Ill.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:40 PM
right now a bunch of GOP presidential hopefuls are in a dark room conspiring on a way to somehow pin this all on Obama.

(thats a joke son, in case you missed it)

kidding aside - how do we know north korea isn't going to decide to say f*ck it and attack someone now that their cult leader is gone?
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:43 PM
HA HA
 
MIKELIVE [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:28:45 PM
So who gets his porn?
 
Lordserb
2011-12-18 10:28:46 PM
Friends of best korea's leader are now a little more ronery.
 
Galileo's Daughter
2011-12-18 10:28:47 PM
Vodka Zombie: He had money on the Colts going winless, didn't he?

Or the Packers having a perfect season.
 
SoCalSurfer
2011-12-18 10:28:49 PM
Packers lose, Colts win, Broncos Lose (Tebow doesn't pray hard enough), CHARGERS WIN and KIM JUNG IL IS DEAD

wow, just wow. Today is amazing

I'm calling it, there's no way his pudgy son lasts more than 6 months. The military will take over, unless they want to use him as a puppet that is....
 
KarmicDisaster
2011-12-18 10:28:52 PM
Dear Leader is dead, now we have Best Available Leader!
 
L.D. Ablo
2011-12-18 10:28:53 PM
Goodnight, funny little guy.
 
AeroSquid
2011-12-18 10:28:56 PM
Great. Now some angst ridden asian teen is charge. woo !
 
AliceBToklasLives
2011-12-18 10:29:02 PM
thecia.com.au

TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY TO DIE FOR BEST KOREA
 
unclemongo
2011-12-18 10:29:02 PM
He's BEST dead!

I'm sure there will be an orderly transfer of power, followed by new overtures of peace and brotherhood which will usher in a new era of peace and stablility in Asia.


I'm kidding. We're all farked.
 
Runs_With_Scissors_ [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:29:04 PM
Vodka Zombie: He had money on the Colts going winless, didn't he?

No. He had money on the Packers
 
TenuredPirate
2011-12-18 10:29:14 PM
I submitted this earlier, better headline, etc, etc

/something to the tune of "Kim Jong Il isn't dead, you Western pig, he turned into a space roach and flew away to confound your puny science."
//actually, puns are always better, you're right
 
X-Illuminati
2011-12-18 10:29:14 PM
Damnit! Too slow... was going to submit this with a "dear leader" joke...
 
badaboom
2011-12-18 10:29:16 PM
Good riddance scumbag.
 
StubhyGraham
2011-12-18 10:29:18 PM
Yep, someone should've constructed additional pylons.
 
Choccy
2011-12-18 10:29:27 PM
I didn't think I'd live to see the day.
 
James F. Campbell
2011-12-18 10:29:29 PM
CavalierEternal: Jesus Christ, how many enemies of the U.S. are going to drop dead this year?

Who's next -- Republicans?
 
alechemist
2011-12-18 10:29:30 PM
his sons must be so rad right now.
 
Antimatter
2011-12-18 10:29:31 PM
Methinks Obama may need to cancel his vacation for this one.
 
Dack48
2011-12-18 10:29:34 PM
Man, its been a crappy year for dictators and terrorists this year.
 
Organic Chemistry [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:29:35 PM
I wonder who from the US delegation will be attending the state funeral...

He's human after all...
Take of the mask...
 
Fiction Fan
2011-12-18 10:29:39 PM
Who will run the North Korea 7-11 now?
 
Foreground My Ass
2011-12-18 10:29:41 PM
i741.photobucket.com
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:29:42 PM
Oreamnos: That article is really concise if you have NoScript and Adblock turned on.

Why complicate things with flowery prose?
 
dramboxf [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:29:49 PM
davidphogan: Osama Bin Laden? Check
Kim Jong Il? Check
I'm a Dinner Jacket? Wear your kevlar.

Yup.
 
Derwood
2011-12-18 10:29:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. KING KONG
 
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