jaylectricity: DeLaGarza was arrested on suspicion of evading arrest with a vehicle and burglary of a motor vehicle. He was being held on $30,000 bail.

Oh, we're arresting people on suspicion now? Sounds like a police state to me.

We've been arresting people on suspicion for decades. This is nothing new.

Pumpkin & Honey bunny.

The article says nothing about her giving roadhead at the time, so no.

She can make a sandwich while giving a blowjob?

Does she go ass to mouth?

FTFA:according to a DPS report.

Best girlfriend because she's the kind of person attracted to a 'bad boy' and would do anything for that type of guy? No subby, I met that kind of woman and she's a good girlfriend for his type, but not a regular guy.

Yeah, my girlfriend
Drives me away from the cops
When they're chasing me on foot.

Maybe if she drove more like Danica Patrick, Subby.

Relatively Obscure: [www.kristv.com image 300x400]

In case subby was wondering.

I bet she sucks a mean dick.

It ended along John Wayne Drive in Robstown when DeLaGarza again fled the vehicle on foot. This time an officer shocked DeLaGarza with a Taser.

Book 'em. Serial killers always have the same last name.

im staying in Sinton right now for work. never thought Id read about it on Fark.

But could she write poetry too?

unimpressed

So she's caring, attentive, sensitive, patient, and thoughtful?

I heard best girlfriend ever.

Nice places. Ridden through those places on MS150s. 150 miles? no problem. on a 14 Lb bike?

vudukungfu: It ended along John Wayne Drive in Robstown when DeLaGarza again fled the vehicle on foot. This time an officer shocked DeLaGarza with a Taser.

Book 'em. Serial killers always have the same last name.

We should arrest the entire street?

I always thought it was middle name "Wayne".

Relatively Obscure: [www.kristv.com image 300x400]

In case subby was wondering.

HEYYY YOUUU GUYSSSS

Ex-Texan: 14 Lb bike?

Every bike is 40 pounds.

A 40 pound bike needs no lock.
A 30 pound bike needs a 10 pound lock
A 20 pound bike needs a 20 pound lock
A 14 pound bike needs a 26 pound lock.

This time an officer shocked DeLaGarza with a Taser.

Too fat to chase him is my guess. Didn't want to drop his Bearclaw and spill his coffee.

She stepped into the alley with a single shot .410?

Since I couldn't find a good pic of the girl in the video, I'll just leave this here...

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose
No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

/My lawn, get off of it!

NEW_LEAF_MAN writes:

De La Stupid



That's gold right there. Instead of DeLaGarza he called him De La Stupid.

vudukungfu: It ended along John Wayne Drive in Robstown when DeLaGarza again fled the vehicle on foot. This time an officer shocked DeLaGarza with a Taser.

Book 'em. Serial killers always have the same last name.



What a serial killer apparently may look like.

bubo_sibiricus: Ex-Texan: 14 Lb bike?

Every bike is 40 pounds.

A 40 pound bike needs no lock.
A 30 pound bike needs a 10 pound lock
A 20 pound bike needs a 20 pound lock
A 14 pound bike needs a 26 pound lock.

A box of rape is also 40 pounds. Therefore, a box of rape is probably a bike.

skrame: bubo_sibiricus: Ex-Texan: 14 Lb bike?

A box of rape is also 40 pounds. Therefore, a box of rape is probably a bike.

So wait.. does rape float in water?

bubo_sibiricus: Every bike is 40 pounds.

A 40 pound bike needs no lock.
A 30 pound bike needs a 10 pound lock
A 20 pound bike needs a 20 pound lock
A 14 pound bike needs a 26 pound lock.

She has the face of someone with a Tom Cruise-esque grasp of reality.

Get in the van! We gotta go! We gotta go!

thelordofcheese: mean

Why would you want a woman who sucks "a mean dick". Just think about it for a minute. If she's blowing some guy whose dick is mean to her, she has probably learned to be a little more violent in her approach to fellatio and uses teeth in order to keep the dick-sucking at a more civil level of interpersonal exchange. If she's been with this guy for a while, she probably reacts to a hand on the back of her head with some scraping, if not an outright bite. You may be the new guy that she is now blowing, but if it's her habit to chew on the cock, you probably won't be happy with the end result. Then you also have to consider that this person whom she had previously been sucking off is no longer being sucked off and may not be happy about the situation. He might decide to track you down and commit acts of violence upon you. You may end up having to go to the hospital for damage to your wiener from her and damage to the rest of your body from him. I just can't see any scenario where that's worth it.

And what happened to the whole quote? I didn't even try to edit down the content of the original post.

Grandmaster_Slapnuts: And what happened to the whole quote? I didn't even try to edit down the content of the original post.

You left the 'search' field open when you clicked the quote button.

At least that what happens to me. Could get embarrassing.

buckeyebrain: Since I couldn't find a good pic of the girl in the video, I'll just leave this here...

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose
No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

/My lawn, get off of it!

I don't know that song so I heard it as the thundercats' theme.

jaylectricity: Awesome T-Shirt: jaylectricity: DeLaGarza was arrested on suspicion of evading arrest with a vehicle and burglary of a motor vehicle. He was being held on $30,000 bail.

Oh, we're arresting people on suspicion now? Sounds like a police state to me.

We've been arresting people on suspicion for decades. This is nothing new.

Yes, I was hoping my joke was a little bit more obvious.

You might have a point if the phrase was "convicted on suspicion" or "arrested on a hunch" but in this case suspicion legally means "enough evidence to charge but not convicted." What, do you only want people initially arrested on absolute certainties?

/Ugh, I bit for a troll.

Ok, not bragging-subby here. Long time lurker, finally broke down and submitted a link-boom! Green-first time out! Coming in late, but this made my morning.
/I sound fat
//Grew up in S. Texas, so love the cinnamon girls.
///She has super pouty lips

/In bunk. I'll be in it.

Beluga Heights: So she's caring, attentive, sensitive, patient, and thoughtful?

I heard best girlfriend ever.

All that's great when things are going well. But his girlfriend apparently has that
'I have your back when things go bad mentality that marks her as a keeper.

dahmers love zombie: Subby, the article said nothing at all about her having no gag reflex, being bisexual, and carrying a couple ounces of high grade cocaine ganja. So I'm not sure where you're getting the headline.

FTFM

The road goes on forever and the party never ends