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(TSN) Asinine Absolutely nobody in Canada is shocked as Quebec's bigots argue an English coach can't lead their team, forget that it was a French coach who got them into this mess to begin with   (tsn.ca) divider line 127
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2011-12-18 07:02:17 PM
And most hockey players are Russian, Czech, or Scandinavian. So who gives a shiat?

farking Quebec. I bet if the rest of this country held a referendum about Quebec's independence, they'd be given the boot and not given a dime.
 
2011-12-18 07:14:17 PM
Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.
 
2011-12-18 07:31:23 PM
Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

You wouldn't hear a peep if they had hired a unilingual Francophone as coach. Anglophones are good for subservient roles in their world, but this is uproar is entirely about their inferiority complex as relates to the French language.
 
2011-12-18 08:24:16 PM
Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.
 
2011-12-18 08:31:09 PM
muck4doo: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.


Um....I'm an English only speaking American. I just happen to think a coach in Montreal is probably better served being able to speak both languages. How the hell is that xenophobic?
 
2011-12-18 09:41:16 PM
It's Quebec. Might as well be the 4th moon of Yavin.
 
2011-12-18 09:55:30 PM
All I wanna know as a Leaf fan, with the Leafs a whopping 2 pts. ahead of Montreal, is when can we fire Wilson?

/oh and no I think they do need to have a french speaking coach...because there are so many ready to step right in there...
//oh oh and their coach is not what is wrong with that team.
 
2011-12-18 10:13:15 PM
Silvara: muck4doo: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.

Um....I'm an English only speaking American. I just happen to think a coach in Montreal is probably better served being able to speak both languages. How the hell is that xenophobic?


The ONLY thing that matters is whether the guy is a good coach and the team wins. Everything else is typical Quebecois horsehit.
 
2011-12-18 11:41:07 PM
Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Load of bull. Best man for the job is the best man for the job, bilingual or not. Gauthier just didn't have the balls to can Martins before both Guy Boucher and Kirk Muller got jobs elsewhere (both former Habs assistant coaches).

And Subby, I'd blame it more on the bi-lingual GM. Coach only has so much to work with.
 
2011-12-18 11:41:50 PM
Quebec French are more insufferable than a Frenchman. I wonder, are all the members of the motorcycle gangs in Montreal Bilingual?
 
2011-12-18 11:43:12 PM
They the most xenophobic people in the Western hemisphere. They have language police, haha. What a joke of a province.
 
2011-12-18 11:45:30 PM
Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

No they're not. This is the same crap that's been going on with the Habs since ChristTebow was a cowboy. The coach has to be French, the captain has to be French, the front office has to be made of alumni, etc, etc. This is not to say every Quebecer thinks this way, but sadly enough of them do and keep making noise about it. At this point Montreal fans shouldn't care if the coach only speaks Esperanto and needs a translator as long as he can pull them out of mediocrity.
 
2011-12-18 11:52:45 PM
If I were Cunneyworth, I'd learn German just to spite them and conduct all my press conferences in said language.
 
2011-12-18 11:59:34 PM
I have a solution to this:

prima nocta for all Canadians on fine French Canadien girls.

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If we can't kick them out, we'll breed them out.
 
2011-12-19 12:11:24 AM
Fark Quebec. Went there, lost a few of my items, and nobody was of any help at the establishment. I spoke a bit of french - took it in high school - but didn't remember enough to get anywhere without using my friend as a translator. They immediately ignored us.
The city was very pretty, but the people are more pretentious than in LA. I've heard Toronto is nice, so maybe I'll go there next time. Or Vancouver.
 
2011-12-19 12:18:33 AM
Really? And I wonder how the brilliant free-thinkers at AM 640 would react if Ron Wilson got fired, and MLSE replaced him with a coach that couldn't speak English.
 
2011-12-19 12:23:30 AM
Andray: Really? And I wonder how the brilliant free-thinkers at AM 640 would react if Ron Wilson got fired, and MLSE replaced him with a coach that couldn't speak English.

I think you'll find many Leafs fans are in favor of Don Cherry taking over.
 
2011-12-19 12:24:29 AM
Absolutely nobody in Canada is shocked as Quebec's bigots argue an English coach can't lead their team, [put anything here].

FTFY
 
2011-12-19 12:25:53 AM
Move the team to New Orleans. They speak French and English, and Louisiana is much more deserving of an NHL team than the asshole of Canada.
 
2011-12-19 12:29:56 AM
drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Move the team to New Orleans. They speak French and English, and Louisiana is much more deserving of an NHL team than the asshole of Canada.

Is that you, Gary Bettman?
 
2011-12-19 12:37:00 AM
There are a lot of cool people in Quebec, but also a lot of noisy stupid assholes.

The 49% Oui crowd can kiss my ass.

/never had any problems in Quebec City or Montreal. Always had good times, met plenty of very hospitable people, and never had to bust out much French... mostly just talked in English.
/helps to not dress & act like a total asshole tourist, I guess.
 
2011-12-19 01:07:16 AM
They're playing the same type of hockey that's scraped them into the playoffs the last few years, the only difference this year is that their shiat personnel has caught up with them. And as much as I hate Pierre Gauthier, this is Bob Gainey's fault. Two words: Scott Gomez. Four more words: I hate that midget. Wrap Markov in duct tape and couch cushions, convince Gill it's already the playoffs, remind Cammalleri and Plekanec that the season has started, remove all possible instruments of suicide from Price's apartment, try to keep Cunneyworth from implementing a "high-flying offense," nail the door shut on the Keebler Elf tree house to keep Gomez out of the line-up, and boom you've got yourself 8th place in the East by year's end. If Cunneyworth can learn the French word for win, the metropolitan redneck fanbase will love him by the end of this week.
 
2011-12-19 01:20:37 AM
Silvara: muck4doo: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.

Um....I'm an English only speaking American. I just happen to think a coach in Montreal is probably better served being able to speak both languages. How the hell is that xenophobic?


That used to be true back when the Habs were made up of entirely French speaking players, but it hasn't been that way for decades. Looking at the Habs' current roster, I count 13 players born in the US and English speaking Canadian provinces, 3 Quebec-born players, and 11 players from a mix of European countries.

So why is it so important for him to speak French?
 
2011-12-19 01:26:33 AM
There's not much in this world I find more annoying and pitiful than Quebecois nationalists. Especially when it comes to hockey.

Also, I echo the sentiments that it wasn't really a new coach that the Canadiens needed so much as some changes on the ice. If you listen to player reactions on the firing, you can hear it. They were blaming certain teammates for not giving it their all. No names were dropped, of course, but unless Cunnyworth can inspire the underachievers, it won't matter. And I'm not even including Gomez in that equation. He's a lost cause.

Flappyhead: I think you'll find many Leafs fans are in favor of Don Cherry taking over.

Ha.
 
2011-12-19 01:34:56 AM
rustybender:

So why is it so important for him to speak French?


It's not. Most of those calls into the AM talk radio were probably from off-Island (for those not aware, the city of Montreal sits entirely on an Island in the St. Lawrence). In Montreal itself the having an Anglophone coaching the Habs probably ranks in importance somewhere between which Bell Centre vendors have the best latte and whether or not to drive or take the Metro to get to the game.
 
2011-12-19 01:35:45 AM
Silvara: muck4doo: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.

Um....I'm an English only speaking American. I just happen to think a coach in Montreal is probably better served being able to speak both languages. How the hell is that xenophobic?


Using that logic then any American team along or close to the southern border needs a coach who speaks Spanish. Quebecers are the definition of entitled assholes.

/Why yes I am an Albertan, the fact that we subsidize the stupidity in la belle provence through transfer payments isn't in doubt.
 
2011-12-19 03:13:57 AM
Ispess d'connards.

Vaut mieux qu'ils s'taisent quand le CH qualifie pour les éliminatoires, hein?
 
2011-12-19 03:41:48 AM
One thing the article has wrong: In Quebec, the team is called "Le Canadien de Montreal". Note the singular, because calling the team "Les Canadiens" would seem to imply that they were Canadian(s), which would be anathema in Quebec.
Also note that this is the only teams in the NHL that receives such treatment; "Les Flyers de Philadelphie" need not worry.
 
2011-12-19 04:29:36 AM
Resolute: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

You wouldn't hear a peep if they had hired a unilingual Francophone as coach. Anglophones are good for subservient roles in their world, but this is uproar is entirely about their inferiority complex as relates to the French language.


As an anglophone living in Montreal... WTF are you talking about? I get along fine, and nobody has given me any shiat at all in the 5 years I've been living here. Every once in a while you hear about some generally minor conflict over language, but you make it sound like freaking apartheid. Did some francophones bang your mom?

And I think that the coach should be able to speak French. How else is he going to give interviews to RDS?
 
2011-12-19 04:39:00 AM
wiredmaverick:
As an anglophone living in Montreal... WTF are you talking about? I get along fine, and nobody has given me any shiat at all in the 5 years I've been living here.


I'd have to echo this sentiment.

I've been to Montreal many, many times and with the exception of a few neighbourhoods you can get by fine without speaking much French. Having some basic French language abilities makes things a lot easier though. You never know when you're going to stumble across somebody from one of the more insular parts of Quebec that will make an issue out of language.

Really though, Montreal is part of Quebec in name only. I know a couple of people who grew up in Montreal and speak less French than I do.
 
2011-12-19 05:27:30 AM
legion_of_doo: There are a lot of cool people in Quebec, but also a lot of noisy stupid assholes.

The 49% Oui crowd can kiss my ass.

/never had any problems in Quebec City or Montreal. Always had good times, met plenty of very hospitable people, and never had to bust out much French... mostly just talked in English.
/helps to not dress & act like a total asshole tourist, I guess.


Hey! Oui used to be a pretty good mag back in the day.
 
2011-12-19 07:12:36 AM
Eh... All I have to say to that is:

Let's Go, Bruins!

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2011-12-19 07:15:38 AM
rustybender: Silvara: muck4doo: Silvara: Uhm...I think what they're saying is he should be bi-lingual. And they're right.

Uhm...No. You go be xenophobic somewhere else.

Um....I'm an English only speaking American. I just happen to think a coach in Montreal is probably better served being able to speak both languages. How the hell is that xenophobic?

That used to be true back when the Habs were made up of entirely French speaking players, but it hasn't been that way for decades. Looking at the Habs' current roster, I count 13 players born in the US and English speaking Canadian provinces, 3 Quebec-born players, and 11 players from a mix of European countries.

So why is it so important for him to speak French?


Along the same note, the Captain is an American (Gionta), and the Alternatives are another American (Gill) and a Russian (Markov). So if these 3 can be non-Canadians (I'm not aware of their language skills), why is so stinking important that Cunnyworth be able to speak French?
 
2011-12-19 07:26:39 AM
Way back when Keith Olbermann was still doing SportsCenter on ESPN, he made a comment about the head coaching job of the Canadiens being a position with a cultural significance that was comparable to the pope--the point being that the job was essentially reserved for a French-speaking Canadian, for reasons that don't necessarily have much to do with hockey.
 
2011-12-19 08:12:48 AM
Cybernetic: Way back when Keith Olbermann was still doing SportsCenter on ESPN, he made a comment about the head coaching job of the Canadiens being a position with a cultural significance that was comparable to the pope--the point being that the job was essentially reserved for a French-speaking Canadian, for reasons that don't necessarily have much to do with hockey.

When did ESPN ever talk at length about Canadian hockey teams? Or hockey at all for that matter?
 
2011-12-19 08:51:32 AM
Some fans suggested they wouldn't be so upset if the Habs had brought in a highly-regarded Stanley Cup winner, such as the Detroit Red Wings' Mike Babcock


Ha ha ha ha ha ha....no.

Stupid Quebecois.
 
2011-12-19 08:57:34 AM
Ishkur: Cybernetic: Way back when Keith Olbermann was still doing SportsCenter on ESPN, he made a comment about the head coaching job of the Canadiens being a position with a cultural significance that was comparable to the pope--the point being that the job was essentially reserved for a French-speaking Canadian, for reasons that don't necessarily have much to do with hockey.

When did ESPN ever talk at length about Canadian hockey teams? Or hockey at all for that matter?


Way back when Keith Olbermann was still doing SportsCenter.
 
2011-12-19 09:00:13 AM
keylock71: Eh... All I have to say to that is:

Let's Go, Bruins!


This.

Should be a good game tonight.
 
2011-12-19 09:02:24 AM
If I were a Quebecois Habs fan, I'd be more upset about the fact that my team is sucking balls this year, rather than the linguistic capabilities of the coach. If you don't want to hear the coach talk, then just turn off the interviews.

If I were a Leafs fan, I'd kill for them to replace Ron Wilson with someone who couldn't speak a lick of English but knew how to capitalize on the powerplay.
 
2011-12-19 09:04:44 AM
swahnhennessy: Way back when Keith Olbermann was still doing SportsCenter.

Still does not compute. Olbermann is more of a baseball guy. He's a total stats geek -- even has a degree in sabermetrics or whatever it's called.
 
2011-12-19 09:06:22 AM
fatalvenom: keylock71: Eh... All I have to say to that is:

Let's Go, Bruins!

This.

Should be a good game tonight.


Indeed... Habs match up well against the Bruins. Bruins have to stay out of the box and not let the Habs catch them standing around. Goaltending has been a bit suspect for the Habs as of late, so the Bruins need to get the lead early and pound the Habs into submission with their physical play.

After the routing of Philly, I'm expecting the Bruins to have a bit of swagger tonight.
 
2011-12-19 09:10:01 AM
What's a Cunneyworth?
 
2011-12-19 09:19:22 AM
caira: Ispess d'connards.

Vaut mieux qu'ils s'taisent quand le CH qualifie pour les éliminatoires, hein?


You're in North America. You get two languages to speak, and French ain't one of them froggy.
 
2011-12-19 09:21:30 AM
Ishkur: Still does not compute. Olbermann is more of a baseball guy. He's a total stats geek -- even has a degree in sabermetrics or whatever it's called.

OK, more slowly this time. Back in the 90's, a time in which Olbermann was at ESPN, the network itself devoted some time to hockey.
 
2011-12-19 09:48:52 AM
sno man: All I wanna know as a Leaf fan, with the Leafs a whopping 2 pts. ahead of Montreal, is when can we fire Wilson?

/oh and no I think they do need to have a french speaking coach...because there are so many ready to step right in there...
//oh oh and their coach is not what is wrong with that team.


I will trade you straight up Wilson for Lindy Ruff.
 
2011-12-19 09:49:17 AM
well i will still drink Molsons!
 
2011-12-19 09:57:13 AM
Warlordtrooper: I will trade you straight up Wilson for Lindy Ruff.

A) Both teams would riot.
B) I'd be on board with this, because no one can be a worse coach right now than Lindy Ruff. I've never seen a team so unmotivated to play for their coach. Even the Caps were more motivated under Boudreau than these guys are under Ruff. He's got to go.
 
2011-12-19 10:06:37 AM
wildestdreams3214: Warlordtrooper: I will trade you straight up Wilson for Lindy Ruff.

A) Both teams would riot.
B) I'd be on board with this, because no one can be a worse coach right now than Lindy Ruff. I've never seen a team so unmotivated to play for their coach. Even the Caps were more motivated under Boudreau than these guys are under Ruff. He's got to go.


I like ruff too but his time has come and gone. There needs to be a change. I have respect for everything he has done for this organization but nobody in the locker room is listening to him.
 
2011-12-19 10:08:10 AM
Licktown: They the most xenophobic people in the Western hemisphere. They have language police, haha. What a joke of a province.

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2011-12-19 10:43:44 AM
I thought bi-lingual meant that Frenchmen licked little boys as well as little girls ?
 
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