The world ends tomorrow AND YOU MAY DIE!

If you say so...

Y2K never forget.

Screw all the gifts this year, I'm going with hookers and blow. Hookers and blow for one and all!

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
The world ended

Just how many times a year is the world supposed to end?

And if my wishes come true right now, Angelina will appear in my living room in a kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding....


waiting....


waiting....


aww man...

and when the world doesn't end and they find themselves in serious debt, they will blame Obama.

If the MayansNew Age nutjobs were right, this could be your last Christmas. So why not spend your money on lava resistant attire, or the baddest dog on planet. Low on cash? Charge it, it won't matter anyways

FTFY

ATOTony76: and when the world doesn't end and they find themselves in serious debt, they will blame Obama Quetzalcoatl.

FTFY

I imagine I'll spend my last days on earth like most people, awkwardly discussing the weather with my immediate family.

I got a 6 month old American Akita puppy who weighs ~60 lbs. currently and his dad was 150 lbs.

Subby missed an opportunity there:

End of the world coming soon? Why not get that TotalFark account you've been putting off for so long? Go ahead and put in on your credit card -- don't worry about paying it off because the world is going to end.

The Mayans were right. One 6000 year cycle ends and another begins. No matter where you reckon the beginning or ending of those cycles, six millennia indeed have passed.

This is not in any way a repeat from Y2K.

NobleHam: If the MayansNew Age nutjobs were right, this could be your last Christmas. So why not spend your money on lava resistant attire, or the baddest dog on planet. Low on cash? Charge it, it won't matter anyways

FTFY

Exactly. The Mayans never said anything about the world ending. Just the calendar. Which starts again from the beginning.

It may be the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine

c/o: Santos L. Halper

Hmmm.....the end of the world sounds better than dying alone.

Listen to yourself churn

"Now, if subby will just lie here while we pop off to the pub for a bit..."


"Drink up. The world's about to end."

Gelatinous: Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
The world ended

Came for this. Satisfied.

It's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane.

/Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Subby is a moron. The Mayan Calendar isn't predicting the end of the world. The calendar is cyclical and the long count is merely resetting itself and starting over in 2012. It's already reset itself 4 other times!

In the book "1491", the author briefly discusses the whole 2012 thing in an appendix. According to him, the whole thing stems from a slightly misinterpreted portion of carvings....not even the complete carving...which was only mentioned as a footnote in the original findings.

His most interesting point I thought was that discussion of the end of the world was a "Christian" thing...the Mayan culture didn't ever really acknowledge such a thing.

HoneyDog: Subby is a moron. The Mayan Calendar isn't predicting the end of the world. The calendar is cyclical and the long count is merely resetting itself and starting over in 2012. It's already reset itself 4 other times!

Whatever you say Pollyanna

Somewhere, there is someone who actually buys into all this crap. And somewhere else is Tim Minchin desperately hoping that person isn't invited to the next dinner party.

I've discovered that the Mayan's weren't predicting the end of the world, just the end for YOU!

That's right your going to die in a way so horrible next year that you can't even imagine it. Oh and you know who you are. If your reading this, YOU are the one I'm talking too.

/can I have your stuff?

BigBooper: I've discovered that the Mayan's weren't predicting the end of the world, just the end for YOU!

That's right your going to die in a way so horrible next year that you can't even imagine it. Oh and you know who you are. If your reading this, YOU are the one I'm talking too.

/can I have your stuff?

My solipsism has just taken a very frightening turn.

BronyMedic: Nidiot: Hmmm.....the end of the world sounds better than dying alone.

You'll still die alone.

You could come die with me, it's not like you have anything better to do at the end of the world. But if you really insist I'll let you die first.

One Billion Chinese do not care.

Gordon Bennett: Exactly. The Mayans never said anything about the world ending. Just the calendar. Which starts again from the beginning.

OMG EVER1 PANICK WERE ALL GONNNAA DDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!??!?!

Although I do suspect next year is going to be the shiattiest year in modern human history since 1945.

Interceptor1: Just how many times a year is the world supposed to end?

depends on how many times the media wants to cover it.

How many times have they already debunked that the "end date" of the mayan calendar wasn't even correct? (it's like 22xx or so)

Its 2012, right? We are already making plans to be in Paris for christmas next year, we figured if we are stranded there it wouldn't be a bad place to be stranded.

That's assuming the planet doesn't implode or the aliens come to take it back.

If the Mayans were right about what ?

According to my desk calendar the world will end Dec 31st 2011. Oh, wait, a new one starts immediately after...

The Mayans are right, their long cycle calendar ends next year. Go to the store and buy a new one for the next cycle.

Time to start writing the alarmist headlines for the asteroid that isn't going to hit us and completely ignore the four other ones that already came much closer to hitting us in the last decade.

I always find these theories about the end of the world distrubing. Not so much the theories, but the people who believe them. The Mayan 2012 thing, the Rapture, Y2K, and whatever other nonsense these people come up with. It is like they can't go on living without living in the fear of constant approaching doom. And that is just sad.

SN1987a goes boom: It is like they can't go on living without living in the fear of constant approaching doom.

We've grown up being simultaneously terrified, yet strangely compelled by thoughts of our own demise.

...rather like our approach to sex as a culture, come to think of it.

I'm not a religious man, but I do base everything I know and believe in, solely on Roland Emmerich movies.

Whatever you say Pollyanna

It has nothing to do with being overly optimistic. It has to do with the fact that I'm an American Indian and know about stuff like this.

Want me to be overly optimistic? If the world ends, we'll be blessed with not having to put up with a second Obama term.

LonMead: "Now, if subby will just lie here while we pop off to the pub for a bit..."
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"Drink up. The world's about to end."

+1 for finding an under used "end of the world" quote.