Things you can do in 33 seconds

a) Have sex... twice
b) Sign up for TF
c) Eat a lightbulb
d) Send me BIE (EIP)

Anyone got more?

D) subby's mom

PrivateCaboose: Masturbate
Eat a sandwich
Masturbate
Find somthing useless on TFD
Masturbate

Assuming you're clothed at the time. Pants already down? That's 9 seconds.

poop.


/i have the runs today

BurnShrike: Things you can do in 33 seconds

a) Have sex... twice
b) Sign up for TF
c) Eat a lightbulb
d) Send me BIE (EIP)

Anyone got more?

e) Poop

This is a wildcard, though.

PullmyHair: e) Poop

I did it already ... cha, cha, cha.

Okay, but do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds?

OK. Why?

Lone Stranger: PullmyHair: e) Poop

I did it already ... cha, cha, cha.

I tip my hat to you, Mr. Whipple.

Lone Stranger: I did it already ... cha, cha, cha.

You be quiet, Gill, and give me that coffee. Coffee's for closers.

As long as he's not trying to "raise awareness" of anything related to incandescent light bulbs, he can eat the farking things all day long as far as I'm concerned.

Ennuipoet: [hurricanevanessa.com image 340x319]
Alternatively...

I am assuming that is an x-ray of a light bulb stuck in someones bunghole? What kind of moron does that? The idea that it might shatter, causing major problems doesn't occur? Or at the very least, the embarrassment of going to the E.R. to have a light bulb removed doesn't enter the brain?

forget the light bulb - side bar article was much better

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/14/taxidermied-squirrels_n_1148 6 83.html

Listen to 18 and 1/3 rotations of an LP

Rip Dashrock: Ennuipoet: [hurricanevanessa.com image 340x319]
Alternatively...

I am assuming that is an x-ray of a light bulb stuck in someones bunghole? What kind of moron does that? The idea that it might shatter, causing major problems doesn't occur? Or at the very least, the embarrassment of going to the E.R. to have a light bulb removed doesn't enter the brain?

I have a radiologist friend who has related to me stories - with HIPAA-relevant details redacted - of people shoving many different objects into various orifices and not being able to retrieve them.

Rip Dashrock: Ennuipoet: [hurricanevanessa.com image 340x319]
Alternatively...

I am assuming that is an x-ray of a light bulb stuck in someones bunghole? What kind of moron does that? The idea that it might shatter, causing major problems doesn't occur? Or at the very least, the embarrassment of going to the E.R. to have a light bulb removed doesn't enter the brain?

Somebody want to introduce him to that video with a guy and a jar...
/Don't google it

BurnShrike: Things you can do in 33 seconds

a) Have sex... twice


You stud, you.

/s/
Farkers

Dang ol' gubbmint gonna take out ennncandescent snacks away too.

Pants full of macaroni!!: mikebellman: Dang ol' gubbmint gonna take out ennncandescent snacks away too.

And off we go again!

CFL THREAD!

And if'n you go an' break one o dem newfangled bulbs, you gotta call a HAZMAT TEAM! They filled 'em up with AUTISM JUICE.

croesius: AUTISM JUICE

Awesome band name!

h2oincfs: Okay, but do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds?

You can hold your finger down on the remote control and pass 17 stations in 3.3 seconds. You can open a can of tuna fish, shuffle and bridge a deck of cards, or twist the tops off six bottles of ginger ale in 3.3 seconds...You can ring a doorbell 22 times, lock and unlock a deadbolt four times, or sing the entire alphabet in 3.3 seconds...

i would never eat a light bulb. it would probably feel like you were crapping shrapnel bombs later.

This reminds me of an old joke:

The teacher is asking all the kids in her class what their father does for a living. As each child gives an answer: a fireman, a butcher, an auto mechanic... little Johnny, who'd dad doesn't do anything but sit around the house and drink beer, gets worried he won't have anything to say. When his turn comes though, he answers "My Dad eats light bulbs." The teacher is confused and asks him to repeat it. "My Dad eats light bulbs," little Johnny replies... " I heard him tell my Mom that if she turned out the light, he'd eat that thing."

/I'm here all week