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2011-12-18 07:13:51 PM
but did he get laid
 
2011-12-18 07:16:02 PM
PraetorianXVIII: but did he get laid

this
 
2011-12-18 07:16:26 PM
Yo, Ahab. Can I bum my doobage?
 
2011-12-18 07:16:49 PM
PraetorianXVIII: but did he get laid

If he looked like this it's almost certain.

www.examiner.com
 
2011-12-18 07:16:59 PM
I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.
 
2011-12-18 07:17:40 PM
fusillade762: PraetorianXVIII: but did he get laid

If he looked like this it's almost certain.

[www.examiner.com image 392x359]


Suprised the Weeners wasn't a 21 Jump street reference
 
2011-12-18 07:19:07 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.
 
2011-12-18 07:20:04 PM
too bad he didn't get a swirley.
 
2011-12-18 07:23:17 PM
ARC7: I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.
CSB:
There was a 'kid' interning at my firm a few summers ago who I swore up and down couldn't have been older than 18. Nope- 25. He could have passed for a high school kid, or at the very least a high school kid who was held back.
 
2011-12-18 07:25:52 PM
video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Stupid, weird, and a waste of time, energy, & money? Yes.
Unconstitutional? No.
 
2011-12-18 07:25:53 PM
Anybody got the music score, it was really def!
 
2011-12-18 07:26:34 PM
NARK!!!!!
 
2011-12-18 07:26:50 PM
On the job:

cdn.media.abc.go.com

/nice "beard"
 
2011-12-18 07:28:25 PM
ARC7: I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.

FWIW, if I shaved I could pass for half my age. All my grey hair is in my goatee.
 
2011-12-18 07:28:56 PM
video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Well, I am certain I will sleep better knowing we are sending cops into schools to nab drug dealers. This is an awesome use of our tax dollars.
 
2011-12-18 07:29:17 PM
video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Where have you been? They've been doing this for decades if I'm not mistaken.
 
2011-12-18 07:30:47 PM
fusillade762: PraetorianXVIII: but did he get laid

If he looked like this it's almost certain.

[www.examiner.com image 392x359]


But if they look like the guys from the 21 Jump
Street movie, they would have most definitely been made for cops, at least. The guy on the left may have not got laid.


img710.imageshack.us

 
2011-12-18 07:32:25 PM
ARC7: I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.

I'm 30. If I shaved, changed my hair and clothes style up, I could probably pass for 18.
 
2011-12-18 07:32:31 PM
pc_gator: NARK!!!!!

NARK!



/say it loud so everyone will hear
 
2011-12-18 07:34:41 PM
I can't think of anyone better to bounce back from drugs than a teenager.
 
2011-12-18 07:34:41 PM
FTFA: "During his short time there, he got to know the students and teachers. He saw "way more marijuana use than when I was in high school" and watched as good kids began experimenting with drugs."

But when he was in high school "he was an average student who didn't really act out and who sang in his school's choir."

As an undercover cop "he let his grades slip a bit more, sneaked out of class at times and did time in in-school suspension."

I am SHOCKED that he saw more marijuana use!
 
2011-12-18 07:35:55 PM
Is it weird that I'm okay with this? I mean his intentions seem good enough. As in, it's not like he actively encouraged kids to buy/sell drugs in order to arrest them.

/total square
//so maybe my opinion isn't worth anything
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 07:38:45 PM
A fellow undercover officer had to be pulled early from a school this year after another student recognized the officer from a different undercover operation at a different school.

Isn't Facebook doing automatic facial recognition these days?

If Facebook doesn't out him, there are plenty of other tools that can recognize faces. IPhoto can do it. You only need somebody to collect pictures of undercover officers after each mission is revealed and ask students to submit photos of their classmates for screening before buying or selling drugs.
 
2011-12-18 07:42:57 PM
video man: There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Yeah, that's the approach a lot of people take to the Constitution. 99% of them are wrong.
 
2011-12-18 07:45:17 PM
fusillade762: video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Where have you been? They've been doing this for decades if I'm not mistaken.


Absolutely. I graduated in 1997, and we had at least one undercover sting (massive roundup) every year, sometimes two. I had more than one friend get busted this way. My sister graduated in 1991 and she has said the same. Undercover cops in highschools is far from a new idea.
 
2011-12-18 07:47:44 PM
zwesom: Is it weird that I'm okay with this? I mean his intentions seem good enough. As in, it's not like he actively encouraged kids to buy/sell drugs in order to arrest them.

/total square
//so maybe my opinion isn't worth anything


It is no more idiotic than the rest of the "War on Drugs" that we are paying for out of your pocket.

Of course, if marijuana was sold in liquor stores and taxed, we would collect taxes instead of spending them. Then those dollars could be reasonably used to battle underaged drinking AND smoking, while still allowing adults the right to make decisions for themselves.
 
2011-12-18 07:47:48 PM
fusillade762: video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Where have you been? They've been doing this for decades if I'm not mistaken.


yeah, they have. I remember a narc at the HS I went to in the 90s, he lasted a week
 
2011-12-18 07:48:14 PM
Reminds me of when I was in high school, this new girl showed up mid-year and, even if she wasn't a narc, she was so totally a narc. 17 going on 29 with poise and self confidence that high school girls just don't have. I assumed she was a narc so it's a safe bet anyone who had any reason to worry about narcs saw her coming a mile away.
 
2011-12-18 07:50:09 PM
PraetorianXVIII: but did he get laid

First thought I had as I was reading the story.

Best. undercover. assignment. EVAR.

/Seriously, if he had, the kids would have ratted him out like a shark feeding frenzy.
 
2011-12-18 07:52:13 PM
video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

So what grade do you teach?
 
2011-12-18 07:52:18 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

Best Narc in High School film ever!
 
2011-12-18 07:54:12 PM
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2011-12-18 07:56:02 PM
"One student said he suspected me of being a cop, but still sold me pills,"

How did these people's ancestors survive? "This plant looks poisonous. OM NOM NOM NOM"
 
2011-12-18 07:56:52 PM
So do they allow cops to go to schools and do drugs? Because it would seem rather suspicious if there was some guy who bought drugs at every chance from 20 people but was never high.
 
2011-12-18 07:56:53 PM
We had one at my high school in the late 90s, his name was Tony the Narc. He "moved from Florida" to "live with his grandparents" and was probably about 25.
 
2011-12-18 08:01:41 PM
www.joblo.com
 
2011-12-18 08:21:26 PM
img545.imageshack.us

Poor guy was getting an A, no one will believe him
 
2011-12-18 08:24:26 PM
10 years from now, it's going to be really awkward when he shows up at the class reunion.
 
2011-12-18 08:27:36 PM
Fano: [img545.imageshack.us image 477x640]

Poor guy was getting an A, no one will believe him


Johnny Blake grows up to be a cop played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Dark Knight Rises.
 
2011-12-18 08:30:22 PM
Uakronkid: Fano: [img545.imageshack.us image 477x640]

Poor guy was getting an A, no one will believe him

Johnny Blake grows up to be a cop played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Dark Knight Rises.


Is he a good guy cop or a bad guy cop? I never read the comic, so I don't know but
what I've seen in the movies (and Superfriends, Batman and JLA, but they don't
count).
 
2011-12-18 08:36:35 PM
The Face Of Oblivion: video man: There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Yeah, that's the approach a lot of people take to the Constitution. 99% of them are wrong.


The way things look these days I don't think high school kids even have constitutional rights. At least not on school property.

/starin' at my sandals? that's a paddlin'
 
2011-12-18 08:39:53 PM
I had a nightmare once about my high school diploma being revoked and I would have to go back (I was 22 years old). It sucked when I was a teenager, I can't imagine being forced to go again as an adult.
 
2011-12-18 08:42:34 PM
ARC7: I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.

Some people just look REALLY young, even when they aren't. My brother didn't look a day over 18, into his 30s. Now that he's balding and he's getting wrinkles arround his eyes, he finally looks his age, but for the longest time he didn't.
 
2011-12-18 08:48:41 PM
I believe what this actually proves is kids in high school are not as bright as they use to be.


Also I could easily pass as someone 10 years younger than what I am. Although more people are starting to guess college, rather than high school now, or at least guess junior or senior in high school rather than freshman/sophomore.


You do not look truly young until you are forced to threaten to call the police because the new lady at the liquor store confiscates your "fake" ID. Although that was a lot less of a threat and I had my phone out when the owner came into the store, who has known me since before I can remember (My poor parents for some reason let me pick the beer, and as a kid you the deciding factor is almost always going to be the one that has the coolest bottle caps, I still have a big box of bottle caps actually, I have added very little variety of my own to it as I figured out that quality of beer seems to be directly inverse to coolness of the bottle cap). Not to mention I had been legally buying alcohol at that liquor store for 4 years at that point.

I only saw that lady one other time there afterwards, and the end result was the owner buying me my beer so it worked out for everyone.



So yes I can easily see someone in the 25-30 year range pass as a high school student. I know I could.
 
2011-12-18 08:49:03 PM
Unoriginal_Username: fusillade762: video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Where have you been? They've been doing this for decades if I'm not mistaken.

yeah, they have. I remember a narc at the HS I went to in the 90s, he lasted a week


One of those guys who shows up wearing a plaid button-down shirt and says,"I am looking to have some drugs. Have you any?"
 
2011-12-18 08:56:42 PM
tarheel07: [www.joblo.com image 160x224]

Thank you. I was getting worried that was just a really bad trip on my part.

/REALLY BAD TRIP.
//Damn you Josie Grossie
 
2011-12-18 09:02:16 PM
ARC7: I don't understand how stories like this can possibly be real. Who could mistake a guy in his 20s or 30s for a high school student? From the article it seems like they re-use the officers, so I can understand the lack of a photograph, but it beggars belief that this could work.

"One student said he suspected me of being a cop, but still sold me pills," the school police officer,


This one, apparently.
 
2011-12-18 09:03:18 PM
No story here, citizen. The police are keeping you safe.
 
2011-12-18 09:06:33 PM
ZAZ: A fellow undercover officer had to be pulled early from a school this year after another student recognized the officer from a different undercover operation at a different school.

Isn't Facebook doing automatic facial recognition these days?

If Facebook doesn't out him, there are plenty of other tools that can recognize faces. IPhoto can do it. You only need somebody to collect pictures of undercover officers after each mission is revealed and ask students to submit photos of their classmates for screening before buying or selling drugs.


When they do the arrests for these things, they typically (if they're smart) "arrest" the cop, too.
 
2011-12-18 09:26:25 PM
fusillade762: video man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHAT THE FARKING FARK? Undercover officers at a farking high school? Is that REALLY how low we've dropped? To meddle into the high school social structure for some farking pot? There's NOWAY this is constitutional. I refuse to believe it is.

Where have you been? They've been doing this for decades if I'm not mistaken.


Yup, we had one in my highschool back in 1978.

//damn I'm getting old
 
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