What's the best thing about a jewelry thief who robs kids? There's eight of her.

Wait, what?

Ed Finnerty: I'm so sick of eight-year-olds lording their wealth over me.

Occupy North Elementary!


/Tired of the 1%

Pedobear never stole from kids unless you count their innocence.

running the short con on school children is no way to go through life, son

/elementary bling

Lone Stranger: Pedobear never stole from kids unless you count their innocencevirginity.

FTFY

That bracelet really tied that outfit together, did it not?

The robber will probably die of lead poisoning.

I'll give you a nice big nickel for that tiny little dime.

Trance750: What 8 year old wears expensive jewelery?

What idiot gives a gold necklace to an 8 year old?

Just checking on the Lebowski ref. . . yep, ok carry on.

Trance750: What 8 year old wears expensive jewelery?

One with parents stupid enough to have children.

Jesus, dude.

Did no one tell these people the bums will always lose?

As a parent, trust me when I tell you that you wouldn't believe the stuff that other parents are giving their children at very young ages. Once they hit middle school, it's a full-on fashion war for them to feel like they fit in.

FTA: "The necklaces did not have significant monetary value individually, but they did have sentimental value for the victims, Garcia said."

Can we stop acting like these kids were draped in diamonds? There is a such thing as cheap gold jewelry. Not saying she couldn't get enough for a crack rock or a bag of heroin. Desperate junkies tend to throw morals and common sense out the window when it comes to getting that next hit.

What's a pederast, Walter?