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(Houston Chronicle) Cool When Harvey Stewart first went to prison 60 years ago, gasoline was 20 cents a gallon, a postage stamp cost three pennies and Harry Truman was president. After parole all he wants is "a good easygoing meal and a rootbeer"   (chron.com) divider line 112
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2011-12-18 12:31:24 PM
I hope someone tells him that the onion thing is over.

It'd be a shame if he embarrassed himself.
 
2011-12-18 12:38:14 PM
he'd better get busy living!
 
2011-12-18 12:40:29 PM
"BROOKS WAS HERE"
 
2011-12-18 12:41:36 PM
The world went and got its self in a big damn hurry.
 
2011-12-18 01:12:07 PM
i1222.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-18 02:11:30 PM
www.moviepowder.com
 
2011-12-18 02:36:22 PM
I read that as "a postage stamp cost three penises," prompting me to muse about the organized barbarity that is civilization.
 
2011-12-18 02:50:44 PM
And the things he'll miss about prison?

"You ever run into a fence post or light post or something?" he asked. "You miss it?"


Heh, awesome quote.
 
2011-12-18 03:02:53 PM
I couldn't find any 'before' pics but this is him today:

www.chron.com
hosted.ap.org

/hot like a high-speed pursuit
 
2011-12-18 03:29:32 PM
They send you here for life, and that's just what they take.
 
2011-12-18 03:33:33 PM
Since all the Shawshank quotes have been covered, I guess I'll say this is pretty sad. That old coot still has a lot of spunk in him, though.

Maybe someone will be kind enough to set him up with a job yelling at clouds, or something.
 
2011-12-18 03:33:46 PM
Somebody should tell him that rootbeer was abolished in 1988.
 
2011-12-18 03:33:51 PM
Make a great movie, perhaps.
 
2011-12-18 03:33:56 PM
Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

Now, maybe the tag is for the rootbeer, which I can wholeheartedly endorse.
 
2011-12-18 03:35:27 PM
I'd prefer a beer and a root (new window, #15), probably in that order.
 
2011-12-18 03:35:46 PM
scrapetv.com

Any bets as to when?
 
2011-12-18 03:39:23 PM
It's kinda like he lived in a time machine for 60 years and is finally emerging. Not that I wanna live through what he went through but it must be interesting/scary.
 
2011-12-18 03:39:34 PM

haydenarrrrgh: I'd prefer a beer and a root (new window, #15), probably in that order.

You nerds are silly. Unix was only released about 4 years or so after the man was put in prison.
 
2011-12-18 03:41:48 PM
Meatzilla: I couldn't find any 'before' pics but this is him today:

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/hot like a high-speed pursuit


Here he is, on the stool right next to Jimmy.

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2011-12-18 03:44:08 PM
Now he can yell at a cloud without going in the hole for a year
 
2011-12-18 03:45:44 PM
zato_ichi: That old coot still has a lot of spunk in him, though.

I'll bet.
 
2011-12-18 03:45:47 PM
oh come on, this was the best quote in the article:

Asked how he spends his days, he responds: "Well, I fart every once in a while."
 
2011-12-18 03:47:39 PM
Wonder how old his victim would be if they had lived.
 
2011-12-18 03:47:42 PM
I'll give you a root beer you old murdering sodomite, a root beer up the ass!
 
2011-12-18 03:47:59 PM
Someone tell him to get Barq's, it has bite.

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/make sure he stays off my lawn
 
2011-12-18 03:48:17 PM
croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

No, it's cute, see, because he wasted taxpayer money for 60+ years with his antics.

(Seriously, where are all the conservatives whining about "welfare" for this guy?)
 
2011-12-18 03:49:21 PM
Just make sure someone tells him to double bag the groceries for the snotty old women.
 
2011-12-18 03:51:54 PM

It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.

I have trouble sleeping at night. The bed is too big. I have bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.

Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore.

I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.

I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me.

www.thebostonbachelor.com
 
2011-12-18 03:53:10 PM
Gelatinous: croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

No, it's cute, see, because he wasted taxpayer money for 60+ years with his antics.

(Seriously, where are all the conservatives whining about "welfare" for this guy?)


I'm surprised that Texas allowed the piece of shiat to live this long. Hell, the murder conviction should have gotten him the chair years ago.
 
2011-12-18 03:53:33 PM
Hey, has anyone made any Shawshank Redemption references yet??
 
2011-12-18 03:54:13 PM
He's going to walk out that gate and get hit by a truck. Wait and see.
 
2011-12-18 03:54:29 PM
Came for the Shawshank references, glad to see it was done first.

/Should have been in the headline too.
 
2011-12-18 03:55:06 PM
www.chron.com

img.timeinc.net
 
2011-12-18 04:02:16 PM
Asked how he spends his days, he responds: "Well, I fart every once in a while."


He farts dust now though.
 
2011-12-18 04:04:33 PM
Gelatinous: croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

No, it's cute, see, because he wasted taxpayer money for 60+ years with his antics.

(Seriously, where are all the conservatives whining about "welfare" for this guy?)


Prison isn't welfare, although welfare is a type of prison. But I wouldn't expect someone who says something to asinine to understand that.

Also: Asked how he spends his days, he responds: "Well, I fart every once in a while."
LOL!
 
2011-12-18 04:05:43 PM
He's a convicted murder, fark'em
 
2011-12-18 04:07:15 PM
fusillade762: Hey, has anyone made any Shawshank Redemption references yet??

I'm gonna hazard to bet not, so I'll start.

I bet he does like Brooks Hatlen and kills himself.
 
2011-12-18 04:08:34 PM
croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

Now, maybe the tag is for the rootbeer, which I can wholeheartedly endorse.



We fetishize and aggrandize and mollycoddle and pander to old people for some stupid reason. If I was old it would insult me.

"Look at the cute codger. Him a big boy! Him a tough ol' coot! Yes, he is! Yes, he is! Make a muscle for me! Make a muscle for me! Oooh, look at that muscle! You're not old and feeble are you??? No, sir... You're a big big boy!"
 
2011-12-18 04:12:25 PM
croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

Now, maybe the tag is for the rootbeer, which I can wholeheartedly endorse.


me curious too. recidivist murderer scumbag is recidivist murderer scumbag. your tax dollars at waste, america.

lifers: potential organ donors gone to waste
 
2011-12-18 04:12:49 PM
Moreover, the premise is kind of bullshiat... They try to make it sound like he's been in prison for 60 years, but he's been out on parole a couple of times for a year or two at a time, most recently from '84-86.

"Stewart was first sent to prison in spring 1951 after a junk yard heist in Houston got him a 10-year sentence. He was paroled after serving six years but was convicted in 1958 of murdering a man in Beaumont and received a life sentence. Seven years later he broke out of prison for several days, then waited another two decades before being paroled a second time to a halfway house and worked as a dishwasher.

He used his freedom in 1984 to eat a Big Mac for the first time, but by summer 1986 he was back behind bars, busted for a robbery plot."
 
2011-12-18 04:13:06 PM
croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

Now, maybe the tag is for the rootbeer, which I can wholeheartedly endorse.


Typo. They were looking for the "coot" lag.
 
2011-12-18 04:13:57 PM
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If he's a Texan then he'll want an IBC root beer.
 
2011-12-18 04:15:26 PM
Wasn't he in the Sapranos.
 
2011-12-18 04:15:58 PM
The headline's a tad misleading, it's not like they locked him up in 1951 and he's been there ever since. He was out several times over the years, albeit for relatively short periods. Still, what an incredible waste of a long life.
 
2011-12-18 04:17:06 PM
So its cool that a multiple repeat offender is being set free because he's old?

Let's remember that he's been to prison at least 3 or 4 times for serious crimes, the last of which was a murder.

Fark this old bastard. Hope he dies soon.
 
2011-12-18 04:17:56 PM
KrispyKritter: croesius: Curious why a strong-arm robbing murderer being released from prison is getting the "Cool" tag. Yeah, I get it, he is old as fark.

Now, maybe the tag is for the rootbeer, which I can wholeheartedly endorse.

me curious too. recidivist murderer scumbag is recidivist murderer scumbag. your tax dollars at waste, america.

lifers: potential organ donors gone to waste



Yep... this is most likely a white trash racist who'd follow you out of a bar and crack you in the head with a tire iron to lift your wallet if he thought he could get away with it. I doubt he's become a swell guy in prison. He just got wrinkly.
 
2011-12-18 04:19:59 PM
www.bobnolan-sop.net
 
2011-12-18 04:21:27 PM
wait until he discovers pantyhose

/not all change is for the better
 
2011-12-18 04:26:27 PM
bearded clamorer: zato_ichi: That old coot still has a lot of spunk in him, though.

I'll bet.


Ewwwww.....

I bet it comes out like the last bit of toothpaste in the tube.

Excuse me, I'm going to stick my head in the oven now.
 
2011-12-18 04:42:05 PM
So he's a convicted murderer, he paid his debt to society. Texas farkers should invite him to a Fark party and get him laid.
 
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