... or at least the wrong teenage girl

/she could be 18+...

The guy could have pulled a 'contrite act' at the station and strolled home whistlin,' I suspect cog issues.

Dic pic

Dad?

Why would a 26 year old even HAVE a 15 year old's phone number??

The headline could be simplified to "Don't send a picture of your penis"

BurnShrike: The headline could be simplified to "Don't send a picture of your penis"

At least not unexpectedly. Nobody likes unexpected penis.

Just legalize it, alread..
wait, whut?

TFA: When police spoke with Stratton, he allegedly told an investigator he was drunk and didn't realize who he was texting. Presented with more facts from the case, police said Stratton couldn't provide any justification for his alleged actions. He also failed to show up to the police department for an interview with an investigator, police said.

Difference between "shiat, wrong number" and "don't care, fark you" could make some difference in how the case proceeds.

In my day, we didn't "input" the wrong phone number to drunkenly send a picture message of our penis to a teenage girl. We had to DIAL the number, and all we could do is try to hurriedly describe the more attractive aspects of our penis before the recipient of the call hung up (by slamming a large earpiece down on a stationary base set, I might add).

Meh, they'll have to drop the charges as they are lacking a major factor of any charge: intent.

BurnShrike: The headline could be simplified to "Don't send a picture of your penis"

How cruel it would be to not share with the world the wonders of my junk. Some would even call it a crime to humanity. Should the sphinx be covered with a tarp? Should we rill in the grand canyon? Nay!

Fill in. Damn it.

Hector Remarkable: In my day, we didn't "input" the wrong phone number to drunkenly send a picture message of our penis to a teenage girl. We had to DIAL the number, and all we could do is try to hurriedly describe the more attractive aspects of our penis before the recipient of the call hung up (by slamming a large earpiece down on a stationary base set, I might add).

"... It's me again, Margaret..."

Hector Remarkable: In my day, we didn't "input" the wrong phone number to drunkenly send a picture message of our penis to a teenage girl. We had to DIAL the number, and all we could do is try to hurriedly describe the more attractive aspects of our penis before the recipient of the call hung up (by slamming a large earpiece down on a stationary base set, I might add).

I'm guessing this was before caller-ID became standard.

/don't forget the fax machine.

Yeah, about that...

Lol stupid guy. Give him his Jews he has admitted he messed up. At the end of the day no harm has been done an apology is OK in this circumstance. I will say tho if she was my daughter I would have a little 'discussion' with the guy.

PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

Go on...

from TFA
sent her a photo of his genitals. Stratton allegedly asked the girl, via text message, if she could "take all that?"

thread is useless without pics

BesiktasBoy83: Lol stupid guy. Give him his Jews he has admitted he messed up.

How many does he get?

MrWhiteRabbit: BurnShrike: The headline could be simplified to "Don't send a picture of your penis"

At least not unexpectedly. Nobody likes unexpected penis.

Didn't we have this thread... oh... yeah, earlier today?

LordOfThePings: Didn't we have this thread... oh... yeah, earlier today?

Exactly, what is it with all the penis pictures to 15 year olds?

BesiktasBoy83: Lol stupid guy. Give him his Jews he has admitted he messed up. At the end of the day no harm has been done an apology is OK in this circumstance. I will say tho if she was my daughter I would have a little 'discussion' with the guy.

Give him his what?!

Do we really think that there's a teenage girl anywhere in Iowa City who hasn't yet seen a penis?

Keep yourself out of trouble and make a teenage girl really horny at the same time. Don't bother sending pictures of your pecker; send pictures of somebody's credit card.

He dialed a NEW number on his smart phone and sent it?
Didn't he choose a name from the list?
He could've been set up.

"Yeah dude send it to my sister, it's totally cool."

Hector Remarkable: In my day, we didn't "input" the wrong phone number to drunkenly send a picture message of our penis to a teenage girl. We had to DIAL the number, and all we could do is try to hurriedly describe the more attractive aspects of our penis before the recipient of the call hung up (by slamming a large earpiece down on a stationary base set, I might add).

And if you were really lucky, whoever you shared the party line with would have heard the whole thing and then it would get really awkward.

/had a party line growing up
//did (and do) not have a penis

I get the feeling "penis" will figure prominently in his future.

PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

cowgirl toffee: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

And here I thought I was the only one. :P

/VIE?

MoronLessOff: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

cowgirl toffee: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

And here I thought I was the only one. :P

/VIE?

VIT (vag in text)

blondski: Why would a 26 year old even HAVE a 15 year old's phone number??

Using the 1/2 minus 7 formula it's not too far apart.

PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

EIP!

Not a teenager anymore, but more legal = more fun, right?

Why won't the hot ones accidentally send a photo of their junk to me by accident at least once or twice?

I find it hard to believe how anybody can accidently text the wrong person. Maybe if they text the wrong friend from their address book. Maybe, but what is a 26 y.ol. friends w/a 15 y.o. girl for? What annoys me is wrong # text to completely wrong tel#s. Who are you going to text that isn't already in your address book? you know them well enough to know their cell# by heart but you've never added them to your address book? I get wrong texts all the time and not from the same person, I've gotten them from at least a half dozen people over the last year. Everything from requests to be picked up at the college library to questions as to what to buy someone else for xmas. and every time I'd text back and say I DONT KNOW YOU. One moran did it, did it the following week and by the third time I was done responding politely I decided to fark with their head. They said something about a party...

Me: I thought we decided we're not going to that party
Moran: No we agreed we're going, why would u say that?
Me: cause they're assholes
Moran: WHO IS THIS?
Me: Who is this?
Moran: Why are you texting me! WHO ARE YOU?!
Me: You texted me, I jsut responded. WHO ARE YOU?
long pause before
Moran: I made a mistake.
Me: three times in three weeks? I told u 2x u keep texting me and I dont know you
Moran: STOP HARASSING ME. I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Me: Fine, sorry accepted, jsut promise you won't text me again.
Moran: STOP TEXTING ME GODAMN IT!
Me: again: promise me you won't make any more mistakes and you'll never hear from me again.
Moran: IF YOU DONT STOP TEXTING ME I"LL PRESS CHARGES!
Me: I'm sure the police will be all over this for you. You gonna stop texting me?

never heard from the moran again

ElizaDoolittle: Do they still say QFT?

Only if you're. . .

too old.

/ awwww yeaaahhhh

cowgirl toffee: MoronLessOff: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

cowgirl toffee: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

And here I thought I was the only one. :P

/VIE?

*Looks at profile*
8 greens? Too old.

MrWhiteRabbit: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

EIP!

Not a teenager anymore, but more legal = more fun, right?

I can change my profile, if that would make you feel better.

Given that we seem to be having far too many unsolicited penis in text threads, I say we instead turn this in to a VIE/BIE thread. You can never have too many of those. Though women may not wish to look at pictures of man bits, we men never get tired of seeing lady bits. To quote the great Ron White "If you've seen one woman naked... you want to see the rest of the naked." :)

PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

You probably meant your vulva.

/Unless you are really sticking the camera inside.
//Good times.

Dreamless: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

You probably meant your vulva.

/Unless you are really sticking the camera inside.
//Good times.

Maybe she's freaky like that.

sycraft: Given that we seem to be having far too many unsolicited penis in text threads, I say we instead turn this in to a VIE/BIE thread. You can never have too many of those. Though women may not wish to look at pictures of man bits, we men never get tired of seeing lady bits. To quote the great Ron White "If you've seen one woman naked... you want to see the rest of the naked." :)

It could turn into a horrid grab bag of WIE/BIE/VIE/AIE.

And I for one approve.

Could they prove the penis was his? like a mole on it or something?

PrivateCaboose: sycraft: Dreamless: PrivateCaboose: I send pictures of my vagina to teenage boys all the time.

You probably meant your vulva.

/Unless you are really sticking the camera inside.
//Good times.

Maybe she's freaky like that.

I am absolutely freaky like that. But never ass shots. That is off limits. I have decorum, after all.

A woman with class. I respect that.