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(Dallas News) Scary Golf cart goes bowling with football coaches   (dallasnews.com) divider line 27
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2011-12-18 01:21:15 PM
Looks like someone tossed the end zone pylons in the cart, and one wedged the gas pedal down. The guy who ended up in the passenger seat tried to steer it for a bit but then gave up and bailed.
 
2011-12-18 01:24:10 PM
Cue yakety sax
 
2011-12-18 01:45:30 PM
I feel horrible for laughing at that.
 
2011-12-18 02:05:47 PM
There's no way that dude in the striped shirt didn't see that coming. He's even got the 'haters gonna hate' stroll backwards.
 
2011-12-18 02:10:32 PM
Uncle Pooky: I feel horrible for laughing at that.

Does it make you feel better to know you're not the only one that laughed?
 
2011-12-18 02:29:23 PM
That was good, watching a bunch of puffy football men get knocked over then try to figure out what to do. I lol'd!
 
2011-12-18 02:49:19 PM
There goes guy-in-the-red-jacket's knee.
 
2011-12-18 03:29:00 PM
I love the guy flopping out of the cart. THIS THING'S OUT OF CONTROL!!! ABANDON...CART!
 
2011-12-18 03:48:41 PM
Golf cart goes for a 90-yard run with, what, 8 or 9 sacks?

Golf cart > Tebow
 
2011-12-18 05:12:37 PM
Preferred Nomenclature: I love the guy flopping out of the cart. THIS THING'S OUT OF CONTROL!!! ABANDON...CART!

I loved watching everyone get ran over, but that moment sealed the lulz for me.
 
2011-12-18 05:16:03 PM
1. That video sucks. An ad before the video, then 3 popup ads during the video.

2. He was controlling the cart, then bailed out to let it go on running over more people? Jerk.
 
2011-12-18 05:19:04 PM
Subby here (yay, first greenlight!). I was there, and those of us who saw it were just pointing and laughing and couldn't believe it was driving off, and then it actually hit them. At first I was still laughing, then realized people were actually hurt and stfu.

/glad everyone's okay
//yeah, it was still pretty funny
 
2011-12-18 05:33:44 PM
jonohull: 1. That video sucks. An ad before the video, then 3 popup ads during the video.

2. He was controlling the cart, then bailed out to let it go on running over more people? Jerk.


Very clever of them to cover the pause button with another ad, as well.
 
2011-12-18 05:52:07 PM
The Slush 2011-12-18 05:33:44 PM
jonohull: 1. That video sucks. An ad before the video, then 3 popup ads during the video.

2. He was controlling the cart, then bailed out to let it go on running over more people? Jerk.

Very clever of them to cover the pause button with another ad, as well.

Welcome to 1998 can I introduce you to Adbock+?
 
2011-12-18 06:24:22 PM
OnlyM3: The Slush 2011-12-18 05:33:44 PM
jonohull: 1. That video sucks. An ad before the video, then 3 popup ads during the video.

2. He was controlling the cart, then bailed out to let it go on running over more people? Jerk.

Very clever of them to cover the pause button with another ad, as well.
Welcome to 1998 can I introduce you to Adbock+?


AdBlock won't block ads in a video. I have it installed.
 
2011-12-18 06:40:12 PM
pisceandreamer: Uncle Pooky: I feel horrible for laughing at that.

Does it make you feel better to know you're not the only one that laughed?


I laughed, grabbed my fiance and she laughed and made me replay it several times, and then I emailed it to people because they had to see the awesomeness of it. And that dude in the striped shirt is an ass - he had to have seen it coming, but he waited and it looks like took a picture at the moment of impact.
 
2011-12-18 07:48:57 PM
On youtube

Looked like T.O. some time back running for the star
 
2011-12-18 10:56:31 PM
Another view from overhead. I like the guy frantically trying to chase the cart.

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-18 11:54:23 PM
Gotta keep your head on a swivel out there, gents.
 
2011-12-19 12:18:57 AM
that was no accident, look at the cart someone put the pads wedged on the gas someone did that on purpose.
 
2011-12-19 02:11:08 AM
doahart: that was no accident, look at the cart someone put the pads wedged on the gas someone did that on purpose.


Sorry, but no. It was an accident. Check out the link shared above your post:

Mad Mark: Another view from overhead. I like the guy frantically trying to chase the cart.

Link (new window)



Seems like the guy frantically trying to chase the cart threw the pylons into the cart, not expecting them to wedge down on the gas pedal. I guess the front wheels were turned and then straightened out since nobody was holding the steering wheel to keep them from doing so.

/or maybe i'm not analyzing it enough
//TIM TEBOW
 
2011-12-19 05:48:52 AM
i1212.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-19 10:09:38 AM
jonohull: OnlyM3: The Slush 2011-12-18 05:33:44 PM
jonohull: 1. That video sucks. An ad before the video, then 3 popup ads during the video.

2. He was controlling the cart, then bailed out to let it go on running over more people? Jerk.

Very clever of them to cover the pause button with another ad, as well.
Welcome to 1998 can I introduce you to Adbock+?

AdBlock won't block ads in a video. I have it installed.


Don't know about your system but blocks commercials on mine.
 
2011-12-19 10:48:29 AM
The golf cart was immediate signed by Jerry Jones...
 
2011-12-19 01:12:40 PM
Tom Landry's ghost....he thought Jones was on the field.
 
2011-12-19 04:04:24 PM
Seriously, are you yanks that fat you need golf carts to watch a wankball game? wtf
 
2011-12-19 06:32:16 PM
cider: [i1212.photobucket.com image 272x185]

brilliant, absolutely!
 
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