That little latin boy in a dress is bleeding. Noxie, ask that little latin boy in a dress why he is bleeding.

Hmmm maybe I should rethink my plans for Friday night.

johncb76006: Fifty cents for the bullet and a cross dressing scumbag is maggot food. It's a good thing.

Martha Stewart, is that you?

vudukungfu: The entire organization should be abolished with the TSA and forgotten like that time at Christmas when you got drunk and hit on your cousin's new wife.

I hate to burst your soapbox, but you do realize the DHS is much, much more than the TSA, right?

No matter what the circumstances, trying to rob a McDonald's means you've reached the sad nadir of your worthless life, and nobody will miss you.

vudukungfu: Nem Wan: WTF is a "Homeland Security agent"? DHS is a cabinet-level dept. Is there a law enforcement agency within that that has sworn officers known only as "Homeland Security agents"?

Yes. I know one.

Seriously, not even FPS or HSI, just plain DHS?

How many Federal police agencies do we need? I can't even begin to figure out how HSI's mandate is different from FBI, for example?

fnordfocus: How many Federal police agencies do we need? I can't even begin to figure out how HSI's mandate is different from FBI, for example?

Day_Old_Dutchie: Oh, you need these guys for protection from those scary terrists!!!

/Facepalm.
/Hey. Atleast it's not blathering about secret FEMA death camps.

BronyMedic: /Hey. Atleast it's not blathering about secret FEMA death camps.

Sorry, my lord. I think the commoners deserve to be able to keep track of what government agencies even exist. Funny how you think it's heroic patriotism when a Loyal Republican questions big government, but insane heresy when someone like me asks.

I also think I deserve a farking personal pronoun as applied to humans, rather than one used for inanimate objects.

fnordfocus: BronyMedic: /Hey. Atleast it's not blathering about secret FEMA death camps.

Sorry, my lord. I think the commoners deserve to be able to keep track of what government agencies even exist. Funny how you think it's heroic patriotism when a Loyal Republican questions big government, but insane heresy when someone like me asks.

I also think I deserve a farking personal pronoun as applied to humans, rather than one used for inanimate objects.

Amazing! It is simply mindbogglingly amazing the ability you have to not only completely misquote what I typed in that post, but to do that AND deduce (wrongfully) that I am affiliated with the republican party! I stand in awe of your unbridled psychic abilities, Sir. You should quit your day job, and take up the professional construction of strawmen, since you are so amazing at it.

/Helpful hint: When assuming someone is defending the stripping of civil liberties by the TSA, it helps for them to actually be defending the civil liberties of the TSA.
//Helpful Hint 2: Except for the TSA, all of the other agencies under the TSA existed as seperate divisions of US Federal Law Enforcement and Emergency Management prior to it's creation. The coast guard existed under the guise of the US Navy and Department of Defense. In addition, the DHS was created to bring the multiple "local" federal law enforcement agencies, such as Capitol Police, under a single organizational umbrella. The FBI, BATF, Federal Marshalls, CIA (As one poster suggested) and the like are NOT a part of the DHS.

///The More you Know, the less you get laughed at for looking like a complete idiot. You should take note of this.

BronyMedic: fnordfocus: BronyMedic: /Hey. Atleast it's not blathering about secret FEMA death camps.

Sorry, my lord. I think the commoners deserve to be able to keep track of what government agencies even exist. Funny how you think it's heroic patriotism when a Loyal Republican questions big government, but insane heresy when someone like me asks.

I also think I deserve a farking personal pronoun as applied to humans, rather than one used for inanimate objects.

Amazing! It is simply mindbogglingly amazing the ability you have to not only completely misquote what I typed in that post, but to do that AND deduce (wrongfully) that I am affiliated with the republican party! I stand in awe of your unbridled psychic abilities, Sir. You should quit your day job, and take up the professional construction of strawmen, since you are so amazing at it.

/Helpful hint: When assuming someone is defending the stripping of civil liberties by the TSA, it helps for them to actually be defending the stripping of civil liberties of the TSA.
//Helpful Hint 2: Except for the TSA, all of the other agencies under the Department of Homeland Security existed as seperate divisions of US Federal Law Enforcement and Emergency Management prior to it's creation. The coast guard existed under the guise of the US Navy and Department of Defense. In addition, the DHS was created to bring the multiple "local" federal law enforcement agencies, such as Capitol Police, under a single organizational umbrella. The FBI, BATF, Federal Marshalls, CIA (As one poster suggested) and the like are NOT a part of the DHS.

///The More you Know, the less you get laughed at for looking like a complete idiot. You should take note of this.

Ahem. Correcting Grammar Errors.

BronyMedic: Except for the TSA, all of the other agencies under the TSA existed as seperate divisions of US Federal Law Enforcement and Emergency Management prior to it's creation.

When did I even mention the TSA?

HSI and FBI seem to do the same farking thing. Why do we need two agencies? The fact that one is DHS and one is DoJ isn't really the point. And, apparently there's another level of "DHS Agent" that doesn't even show up on the agency org chart. What's the point?