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(CBS Miami)   "As you can see from the video, he's not the most skillful burglar"   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 67
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2011-12-18 12:55:05 PM  
I'm guessing Shadowspawn and One-Thumb aren't gonna let him in their club.
 
2011-12-18 01:19:49 PM  
The only thing that would have made this video better was if as he was crawling away on his belly like a snake, an alligator started chasing him. Since this happened in south Florida it coulda happened.
 
2011-12-18 04:11:32 PM  
Hurley said copper theft has become a major national security and public safety issue.


WTF?
 
2011-12-18 04:20:25 PM  

Lone Stranger: Hurley said copper theft has become a major national security and public safety issue.


WTF?


You're questioning this? TERRORIST!!!
 
2011-12-18 04:24:56 PM  

Lone Stranger: Hurley said copper theft has become a major national security and public safety issue.


WTF?


Just a matter of time before some tweeker thinks he can score big by stealing from major transmission and distribution grids.

www.osha.gov

Hell, entire regions have lost power just because of squirrels and raccoons.
 
2011-12-18 04:29:59 PM  

Lone Stranger: WTF?


People are stealing copper from everywhere. Here in Las Vegas we have something like 170,000 foreclosed homes. At least 35,000 of them at least have been hit by copper thieves who go after the wiring and the AC and the plumbing. By the time these guys are done, you might as well build a brand new house.

These thieves go after big building too. Some of the unfinished resort towers on the Strip have been hit pretty hard and there are questions about their structural integrity.
 
2011-12-18 04:35:29 PM  
Much more interesting is this ad from that website:

static.cdn.adblade.com
 
2011-12-18 04:37:50 PM  
The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.
 
2011-12-18 04:45:40 PM  
Florida tag on vacation subby?
 
2011-12-18 04:51:25 PM  

RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.


images.wikia.com

How 'bout this ?

Or is it only burning attack ships and C-beams that give you a throbbing blue veiner you sick bastard.
 
2011-12-18 05:00:08 PM  

RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.


I rather enjoyed it, myself. It looks like it'll be a while before he's out thieving again.

Not sorry.
 
2011-12-18 05:00:23 PM  

RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.


It's not a turn-on, but it is nice to see instant karma kick in from time to time.
 
2011-12-18 05:00:35 PM  

RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.


i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2011-12-18 05:01:43 PM  

RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.


To each their own.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
 
2011-12-18 05:05:23 PM  
Admires the initiative, less impressed by the execution

www.overthinkingit.com
 
2011-12-18 05:11:23 PM  
People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.
 
2011-12-18 05:13:06 PM  
Omar is not impressed.
 
2011-12-18 05:14:17 PM  

One Bad Apple: Just a matter of time before some tweeker thinks he can score big by stealing from major transmission and distribution grids.


I'm not going to post it here, but there are some burnt-hotdog pics of thieves who attempted this, or something similar.

If you need your fix, or think I'm full of shiat, GIS burnt copper thieves.
 
2011-12-18 05:17:30 PM  

UsikFark:

I'm not going to post it here, but there are some burnt-hotdog pics of thieves who attempted this, or something similar.

If you need your fix, or think I'm full of shiat, GIS burnt copper thieves.


Seen 'em (a few .gifs too), but those guys take out a few blocks at most with their toastacular dumbassery

Gruesome stuff
 
2011-12-18 05:18:11 PM  

eldezod: A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


Then I guess he shouldn't have been trying to steal someone else's stuff.


/no sympathy for thieves
 
2011-12-18 05:18:32 PM  

eldezod: People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


Sure, if it was just a few bucks worth of copper. I've seen lot's of stories where some dickwad steals $10 worth of copper oil line, leaving the heating oil to drain into someone's yard or basement, resulting in a cleanup costing 10's of thousands of dollars. Fark this guy.
 
2011-12-18 05:19:12 PM  
this is gore porn. should be pulled.
 
2011-12-18 05:20:35 PM  

willfullyobscure: this is gore porn. should be pulled.


Oh I AM "pulling it" don't you worry.
 
2011-12-18 05:21:08 PM  
eldezod: A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.

What did the exhausted thigh say to the hip?

"I really need a break."


damn, you're right, that joke sucks
 
2011-12-18 05:24:49 PM  

eldezod: People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


LOL.... you're a farking idiot.

/funny as hell, he got what he had coming to him.
 
2011-12-18 05:26:35 PM  

Ed Finnerty: RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.

Sorry.

To each their own.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*


O_o
 
2011-12-18 05:27:26 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: RoyBatty: The guy is a thief, but I am not turned on by seeing people with broken hips or legs crawling.Sorry.


Okay when I seem him crawling along, I'm still not turned on, but am indeed terribly impressed, and peeing my pants.
 
2011-12-18 05:31:29 PM  

eldezod: People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


I've been on this planet for most of 6 decades. You know how many times I've broken a hip or thigh in the process of stealing something? Zero.
Anyone reading this today (including you)? Again, zero. *

They, as am I, are laughing at the sheer dumbassery of this fool. He is not *evil*, but merely a dumbass. And dumbasses deserve to be laughed at.

* at some point in the future, some former injured-during-a-robbery dumbass will read this

/don't want a broken leg? don't fall off the roof!
 
2011-12-18 05:36:53 PM  
i like how the cops are too lazy to check hospital records of persons being admitted for broken hip/leg in the time period after that.

i wonder how long itll take for things to start getting booby trapped. like "high power Electrical, warning do not open. .... lots of copper inside"

and its rigged to shock people who take the cover off and reach inside.

the ones that succeed but are caught later, are hired on as repair techs.
 
2011-12-18 05:37:57 PM  

eldezod: People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


I would have had a lot more respect for the guy if he robbed a liquor store or a bank or mugged someone or burglarized someone's house of electronics and jewelry. There is just something particularly douchetastic about costing your victims a hundred fold more to repair the damage then any return you are getting off of stolen copper. The guy was a particular dick to rob a school of that copper, as if schools don't have enough problems with funding.
 
2011-12-18 05:43:31 PM  

One Bad Apple: willfullyobscure: this is gore porn. should be pulled.

Oh I AM "pulling it" don't you worry.


^Funniest damn thing I read all weekend. Made my cat jump laughing like that. Thanks, man.
 
2011-12-18 05:44:34 PM  
No prob
 
2011-12-18 05:50:34 PM  
I can't laugh hard enough.

Farking copper thieves need to DIAF
 
2011-12-18 05:59:22 PM  

eldezod: People are farked up, man. The guy was stealing copper - it's not like he was stabbing nuns and robbing schoolchildren. But listening to the glee in the voices of the reporters (and worse - reading the comments) you'd think this guy was the second coming of Colonel Muammar Osama bin Hitler. A hip and thigh break is no farking joke, y'all.


When you catch your spouse sucking off the neighbor, I am sure you will accept a logical argument that 'well it's not like I banged, him, it was just oral.'
 
2011-12-18 06:04:32 PM  
While I do love stupid humantricks & got a good laugh from this moron's pain, how do they know he is a copper thief. Granted that is the most likely target for him, he could have been trying to get inside the school with out tripping any door or window alarms. Being dumb enough to take that fall, he may not realize any roof access will also have alarms.
 
2011-12-18 06:17:31 PM  
Tragedy is when I cut my finger... Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.
 
2011-12-18 06:23:04 PM  

moike: Tragedy is when I cut my finger... Comedy is when you someone else falls in an open sewer and dies.


FTFY
 
2011-12-18 06:25:48 PM  

Genta: i like how the cops are too lazy to check hospital records of persons being admitted for broken hip/leg in the time period after that.


He's probably dead from internal bleeding. A fall like can and will rupture the spleen.
 
2011-12-18 06:29:09 PM  

Coelacanth: Genta: i like how the cops are too lazy to check hospital records of persons being admitted for broken hip/leg in the time period after that.

He's probably dead from internal bleeding. A fall like can and will rupture the spleen.


Well at least he didn't leave behind those sweet bolt cutters

So....

there's that
 
2011-12-18 06:32:54 PM  
Not shocked hes black
 
2011-12-18 06:35:04 PM  
I wonder if this will earn him a street name?
 
2011-12-18 06:35:08 PM  

slc11082: Not shocked hes black


I am. I thought black people could jump.
 
2011-12-18 06:35:19 PM  

BurnShrike: moike: Tragedy is when I cut my finger... Comedy is when you someone else falls in an open sewer and dies.

FTFY


No, Mel Brooks said...

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
 
2011-12-18 06:59:12 PM  
Stealing from a school? Too bad he didn't die.
 
2011-12-18 07:06:04 PM  
 
2011-12-18 07:07:20 PM  

Coelacanth: Genta: i like how the cops are too lazy to check hospital records of persons being admitted for broken hip/leg in the time period after that.

He's probably dead from internal bleeding. A fall like can and will rupture the spleen.


You got greedy.
 
2011-12-18 07:28:28 PM  
Although it's his own fault that he fell and broke some bones since he's trying to steal stuff, it's still sad that a person must even contemplate stealing for whatever reason, and in his case, risking his life by having to climb up very high with a chance of dying by falling head first.

I wonder, what if living in America suddenly became better, as in no more protesting 99% because they all have jobs now and can live comfortably, you can work in the field that you actually studied college for (even liberal arts will have practicality), very affordable education that even if you don't have money now, you can just pay it back later, if you're a natural born dumbass there's still something for you to make money with, will there still be thieves?

Another thought, maybe these people are just part of groups that simply like causing trouble or thinks "Street Cred" is something to be proud of. Unfortunately, this so called "Street Cred" that most gangs talk about is nothing more than a list of crimes committed that you successfully accomplished or got away with. They think having "lots of street cred" means you're an awesome mother farker who should be respected. They think that "everybody is against us", so they cause all sorts of problems in the community. But ask them, "Why do you think people view you as bad guys?". They'll usually say "Because we're black/crackers/immigrants/whatever" but entirely forget to mention that they also broke into houses, attacked innocent people or mugged/raped them, vandalized private property, and more. In the end, they embrace being the offenders of the public using racism/xenophobia as the reason as to why they're doing bad things. The bad part is, not everyone of them is actually a victim of racism/xenophobia. Some of them simply use these reasons to gather real victims around or others who simply want a reason to cause trouble.

Maybe one way of changing things in the country is by promoting a "good" kind of street cred, one where you gain respect by actually being helpful to others. Being a bad mother farker who causes trouble and deals drugs on the streets is not the only way to riches, fast cars, and sexy babes (or macho dudes). Instead of making rap songs about how some little mother farker got molested as a child so he starts going crazy dealing drugs and selling hos as an adult and justifies his actions, make badass rap songs about how some guy fought off the terrorists or thugs trying to cause trouble in his town. Go make songs about beating the crap out of the real greedy and evil people who are trying to take over the government who are trying to take our human rights away. There are so many things that can be used to promote doing good in society instead of doing nasty criminal stuff that will ruin your life.
 
2011-12-18 07:34:26 PM  

GreenSun: Although it's his own fault that he fell and broke some bones since he's trying to steal stuff, it's still sad that a person must even contemplate stealing for whatever reason, and in his case, risking his life by having to climb up very high with a chance of dying by falling head first.

I wonder, what if living in America suddenly became better, as in no more protesting 99% because they all have jobs now and can live comfortably, you can work in the field that you actually studied college for (even liberal arts will have practicality), very affordable education that even if you don't have money now, you can just pay it back later, if you're a natural born dumbass there's still something for you to make money with, will there still be thieves?

Another thought, maybe these people are just part of groups that simply like causing trouble or thinks "Street Cred" is something to be proud of. Unfortunately, this so called "Street Cred" that most gangs talk about is nothing more than a list of crimes committed that you successfully accomplished or got away with. They think having "lots of street cred" means you're an awesome mother farker who should be respected. They think that "everybody is against us", so they cause all sorts of problems in the community. But ask them, "Why do you think people view you as bad guys?". They'll usually say "Because we're black/crackers/immigrants/whatever" but entirely forget to mention that they also broke into houses, attacked innocent people or mugged/raped them, vandalized private property, and more. In the end, they embrace being the offenders of the public using racism/xenophobia as the reason as to why they're doing bad things. The bad part is, not everyone of them is actually a victim of racism/xenophobia. Some of them simply use these reasons to gather real victims around or others who simply want a reason to cause trouble.

Maybe one way of changing things in the country is by promoting a "good" kind of street cred, one where y ...


Or we could pop the top on another beer, and laugh at the video when the take a gainer off the roof.
 
2011-12-18 07:36:35 PM  
That said "Miami Dade School Police," didn't it? Do they have a Miami Dade School Prison?
 
2011-12-18 07:38:15 PM  
awesome vid

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
 
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