So instead of Sexy Rexy we get something like 'Slip'in Rypen?'

As in 'I'd like to Slip'in Rypen.'

This was sort of interesting back in September, when the game was actually played.

This is the kind of thing that makes America great!

Awesome link to video that no longer exists....

/I want my 15 seconds back

Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

I don't think Snyder reads Fark, but I'll be glad to relay your sentiment to him, good sir.

miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

I lived around DC for about 18 months, and listening to sports radio made me so depressed. Then I moved back to Baltimore and remembered Peter 'The Ahole' Angelos. I feel your pain man!

Her mother must be gorgeous because her dad was one ugly mother farker.

FTA -- "Rypien, who was just 6-of-16 passing for 81 yards. However, she made her completions count, tossing three scores without an interception."

She's a female Tebow!

I remember being at an indoor roller skate thingy where they had whatever Super Bowl he was in up on some big screen. They had that TMNT arcade game that rocked me so hard I ended up getting it on Xbox Live.

The qb for Las Vegas is ridiculously hot.

/yes, I may have watched a game or two.

alwaysjaded: i881.photobucket.com

Damn!

miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

Dude your like 3 years too late. He's less hands on than he's ever been. He's behind the man behind a lot of bad moves and a lot of bad years but what's happened this year is on the coaching staff.

Hell, the Skins even stockpiled picks for 2012 last draft. The evil, meddling, Snyder you're biatching about would have drafted Blaine Gabbert.

I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

TeddyBallGame: Her mother must be gorgeous because her dad was one ugly mother farker.

So much this

Ty Webb: This was sort of interesting back in September, when the game was actually played.

To be fair, we talked about it back then too, but having an excuse to post pictures is always welcome.

EvilMonkeyBoy: miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

Dude your like 3 years too late. He's less hands on than he's ever been. He's behind the man behind a lot of bad moves and a lot of bad years but what's happened this year is on the coaching staff.

Hell, the Skins even stockpiled picks for 2012 last draft. The evil, meddling, Snyder you're biatching about would have drafted Blaine Gabbert.

Oh....I didn't know that. Blain f*cking Gabbert. Shiat, why didn't you say so! Snyder IS awesome! I just couldn't see it! Wow. This isn't about farking draft picks.

Look - the only common element of the past 12 years of misery in Washington in Dan Snyder. He has screwed fans, coaches, players, and local media while keeping the Redskins in the basement of their division. Fark him. People like that don't change. Kiss him if you want to, but if I see him, I'm kicking him in the nuts.

Mentat: alwaysjaded: I'd turn her over after 4 downs.

Now that's a tight end.

The tight end needs to penetrate long and deep

/'cause that's how you score
//or something.
///olllllld SNL sketch featuring none other than Joe Montana

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I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

You did just fine, Zoomaster. You done good.

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I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

That angel is just fine, thank you. (pun intended)

Finally caught one of the LFL games and was shocked it was packaged so seriously. All I kept thinking was how much cooler it'd be if they at least wore thongs.

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I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

I'm good with that angle.

Break a leg
HAH!

/ah crud that was Theisman

EvilMonkeyBoy: miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

Dude your like 3 years too late. He's less hands on than he's ever been. He's behind the man behind a lot of bad moves and a lot of bad years but what's happened this year is on the coaching staff.

Hell, the Skins even stockpiled picks for 2012 last draft. The evil, meddling, Snyder you're biatching about would have drafted Blaine Gabbert.

The part in bold is where I knew you were stupid (second word). The rest was just piling on.

Zoomaster: /I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

Perfectly understandable. You did fine.

the biggest redneck here: EvilMonkeyBoy: miltonbabbitt: Rexy is fine. For now at least. The REAL problem? That would be that GIANT FLOATING TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH NAMED DAN SNYDER.

DAN SNYDER YOU ARE A FARKING INCOMPETENT SHIAT THAT DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE COMPLETEFARKING FAILURE EVEN WHEN IT STARES YOU IN THE FARKING FACE FOR OVER A DECADE YOU DUMB FARKING FARK - NOW GET THE FARK OUT OF DC.

Dude your like 3 years too late. He's less hands on than he's ever been. He's behind the man behind a lot of bad moves and a lot of bad years but what's happened this year is on the coaching staff.

Hell, the Skins even stockpiled picks for 2012 last draft. The evil, meddling, Snyder you're biatching about would have drafted Blaine Gabbert.

The part in bold is where I knew you were stupid (second word). The rest was just piling on.

I missed a key on my mobile keyboard. I'm not really worried about it. If you are, I'll try harder.

The only argument I've heard in this thread to why he's currently the worst owner in the league and actively harming his team this year because he hired a respected coach(Not by me) and he brought his son with him, as if any other organization that hired Shanahan would have ended up doing.

Despite the choice of coach, that team has been shedding payroll and veterans while stockpiling picks. Positioning themselves to take a QB in a great draft. Any smart team in a rebuild would do the same. It shouldn't be different because Dan Snyder overcharges and sues fans, or that he overpaid for Deion Sanders a decade ago.

Whats-His-Nuts just spouted a bunch of vague hyperbole, that's what annoyed me. Sorry for challenging the idea of "he's bad because he just is".

Link (God damn that's hot)

Does Mark Rypen have any relation to Super Bowl XXVI MVP Mark Rypien?

/sorry, had to do it

EvilMonkeyBoy: Whats-His-Nuts just spouted a bunch of vague hyperbole, that's what annoyed me. Sorry for challenging the idea of "he's bad because he just is".

Despite the many reasons for the extreme hatred most Redskins fans have for Dan, the perspective of his ownership results of the past 12 years becomes clearest when you consider the years previous to his arrival. Jack Kent Cook was admired by most (if not all) fans and players for decades in DC. They were making the playoffs every other year from the 70's through the early 90's, had 5 Super Bowl appearances, and had only 9 head coaches over 36 years or so. Life was good.

In 1999, Dan Snyder arrived. Since then, the Redskins have had 3 winning seasons, 7 head coaches, countless quarterbacks, and so on. During this time, Redskins fans have had to endure obnoxious and embarrassing antics such as Dan trying to sue a local paper for writing bad things about him. This is only scratching the surface, of course.

So whether or not Dan is more "hands off" than he used to be is immaterial to most Redskins Fans. It's not that he's the worst in the NFL - I'm sure there are a couple of other qualified candidates for that honor. It's that Dan Snyder is so far from what most Redskin fans have become accustomed to from their team and owner that I doubt any Redskins fan who feels this way will change anytime soon.

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I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

no.....ahhhh....you......ahhhh....did...fine.....oh oh oh......that....aaahhhh angle is good.....right there oh right there.......

someone hand me a wipe

"Oh wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder."

/harder

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I think this is her

/I was looking for a better angle but couldn't find one

It looks like they run a spread offense!

miltonbabbitt: EvilMonkeyBoy: Whats-His-Nuts just spouted a bunch of vague hyperbole, that's what annoyed me. Sorry for challenging the idea of "he's bad because he just is".

Despite the many reasons for the extreme hatred most Redskins fans have for Dan, the perspective of his ownership results of the past 12 years becomes clearest when you consider the years previous to his arrival. Jack Kent Cook was admired by most (if not all) fans and players for decades in DC. They were making the playoffs every other year from the 70's through the early 90's, had 5 Super Bowl appearances, and had only 9 head coaches over 36 years or so. Life was good.

In 1999, Dan Snyder arrived. Since then, the Redskins have had 3 winning seasons, 7 head coaches, countless quarterbacks, and so on. During this time, Redskins fans have had to endure obnoxious and embarrassing antics such as Dan trying to sue a local paper for writing bad things about him. This is only scratching the surface, of course.

So whether or not Dan is more "hands off" than he used to be is immaterial to most Redskins Fans. It's not that he's the worst in the NFL - I'm sure there are a couple of other qualified candidates for that honor. It's that Dan Snyder is so far from what most Redskin fans have become accustomed to from their team and owner that I doubt any Redskins fan who feels this way will change anytime soon.

I agree with the spirit of what you're (I got it right this time!) saying. I just missed out on the glory years, although my home was full of the memorabilia. My formative years in NFL fandom were the brutal last years of JKC's ownership. The Petibone/Norval years. I don't even want to describe what went on during that decade.

I think he's a been pretty crappy owner and I'm sure we'd agree on pretty much everything, but the man is one of the youngest NFL owners and is going to be owner for most likely decades to come. This is a what have you done for me lately league and lately he's hired a decent GM and kept his grubby mitts off the football side of things. That's honestly all I've ever wanted him to do.