Very good, though if he went a bit slower he'd have fewer pileups and would get more points.

Whatever, he probably did a ton of takes just to get that one to go in.

what did he buy with the tens of tickets he got?

Then he used those points to get a Sponge Bob pencil.

The Wilt Chamberlain of scoring.

I like this video from the sidebar. I'm sure it's 20 years old but:

Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend (new tube)

Watch after he steals the getaway car.

lewismarktwo: I like this video from the sidebar. I'm sure it's 20 years old but:

Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend (YT: Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend in Columbia TN Wait til the end!!!!) [Click to Show Video] (new tube)

Watch after he steals the getaway car.


now you need to find the story to go along with that.

is there anything that asians can't do?

Smiths: lewismarktwo: I like this video from the sidebar. I'm sure it's 20 years old but:

Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend (YT: Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend in Columbia TN Wait til the end!!!!) [Click to Show Video] (new tube)

Watch after he steals the getaway car.


now you need to find the story to go along with that.

And here you go (new window)

Fusorfodder: Smiths: lewismarktwo: I like this video from the sidebar. I'm sure it's 20 years old but:

Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend (YT: Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend in Columbia TN Wait til the end!!!!) [Click to Show Video] (new tube)

Watch after he steals the getaway car.


now you need to find the story to go along with that.

And here you go (new window)

I submitted a slightly worse site with a grammar trolly headline and a pun. I've done all I can.

Also, he'll win because he's stolen all the basketballs from the neighboring machines...

He didn't even get the high score...

This is why I find human beings to be truly amazing. If you practice and focus, you can be really, really good at just about anything. If you stumble across something that you're naturally gifted at, you can augment that skill into something that reaches heights no one thought possible. Sure, there will be hard times. Mistakes will be made. Just believe in yourself and keep chipping away. They say 10,000 hours of practice will make you an expert.
Keep this in your heart:
You, too, can be a rocket scientist, an Olympic athlete, a concert pianist, or they guy that's pretty good at that basketball game at the arcade. It's all possible. Just do it.

remember kids, those are the awesome kinds of mind-bending skills you TOO can have with years of assembly experience at the Nike factory. now go trade those tickets in for this month's food.

karl2025: Very good, though if he went a bit slower he'd have fewer pileups and would get more points.

or just take out 5-10 of them that piled up and he could still maintain the constant lofting.

Arcade Dominator (new window)

(okay, a lot of this is faked with editing trickery, but still awesome)

ordinarysteve: is there anything that asians can't do?

Drive?

Intelligent_Donkey: He didn't even get the high score...

Would bet that was his own high score :)

Ianman: ordinarysteve: is there anything that asians can't do?

Drive?

Keyboard please.

Ianman: ordinarysteve: is there anything that asians can't do?

Drive?

Fetch things on top of the fridge without assistance?

Mudcloth: This is why I find human beings to be truly amazing. If you practice and focus, you can be really, really good at just about anything. If you stumble across something that you're naturally gifted at, you can augment that skill into something that reaches heights no one thought possible. Sure, there will be hard times. Mistakes will be made. Just believe in yourself and keep chipping away. They say 10,000 hours of practice will make you an expert.
Keep this in your heart:
You, too, can be a rocket scientist, an Olympic athlete, a concert pianist, or they guy that's pretty good at that basketball game at the arcade. It's all possible. Just do it.

While reading this, I thought you were talking about the guy who ran his truck into the convenience store.

How to get the high score in arcade basketball:

A) Practice daily to improve your skills.
B) Actually be gifted in the sport of basketball.
C) Steal all the balls from the surrounding machines and cheat your way to the top.

Damnit RTC, I was gonna say that. He had to have released the balls from the other machines and pilled them into his.

ReapTheChaos: How to get the high score in arcade basketball:

A) Practice daily to improve your skills.
B) Actually be gifted in the sport of basketball.
C) Steal all the balls from the surrounding machines and cheat your way to the top.

Came in here to say this.

ReapTheChaos: How to get the high score in arcade basketball:

A) Practice daily to improve your skills.
B) Actually be gifted in the sport of basketball.
C) Steal all the balls from the surrounding machines and cheat your way to the top.

i dont even know about the whole 'steal them' part. for less than 10 bucks he could have just paid for each machine then put them into the one he was using then put them back.

and he easily should have gone 5 less to lessen the clogged pathways.

ravi105: The Wilt Chamberlain of scoring.

I think Wilt Chamberlain was the Wilt Chamberlain of scoring.