Your NEXT United States Champion...

My Xmas list:

- New US Champion
- New WWE Championship Belt
- A Cena heel turn
- Booker T winning and then vacating the Intercontinental Championship, leading to something that makes the IC meaningful again

/wishful thinking

So, when buyrates for TLC bomb, WWE will justify it by saying "Of course it bombed, CENA WASN'T THERE!!!" and immediately put the belt back on him, right? Of course, they'll ignore the real problems and hope for a quick fix, but such is the way of WWE.

Oh, and speaking of Cena, the sheets say he's going to appear on Fruity Pebbles boxes.

Who? What!?

FirstNationalBastard: So, when buyrates for TLC bomb, WWE will justify it by saying "Of course it bombed, KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY WASN'T THERE!!!"

Fixed. Kelly Kelly is probably the only woman on the planet who can give Christiane Santos a run for his money. Leave her off the card, leave millions of dollars out of your pockets. That's what happens when Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly does not main event a pay-per-view.

Despite my mother insisting it's so fake, I always wanted to like wrestling. Unfortunately, I also always found it boring with few exceptions.

Whenever it manages to crop up in conversation and somebody drops the fake-bomb, I like to mention that it's basically a soap opera fueled by testosterone. I could make the easy steroids gag, but I don't.

Surely there's going to be a piss break at some point.

...besides Orton vs. Barrett, of course.

/Nash vs. Trips would be watchable for the same reasons as a trainwreck.

FirstNationalBastard: /Nash vs. Trips would be watchable for the same reasons as a trainwreck.

The match was not entertaining when it happened in a cage nine years ago. What do they expect to change?

I was waiting for this thread! What a slow sunday sunday sunday. But whatever! MY PICKS FOOLS

silgryphon: WWE's third annual TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs pay-per-view event takes place tonight at the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland. Six matches have been announced for the event.

WWE Championship Triple Threat TLC Match:
CM Punk (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. The Miz

Del Rio needs to reinvent himself somehow to get over, and I don't think Miz is right for the moment. CM Punk all the way!

Chairs Match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Mark Henry (c) vs. Big Show

I don't see Big Show as WHC.. I really don't.

Sledgehammer Ladder Match:
Kevin Nash vs. Triple H

The winner: Their quad surgeons

United States Championship Match:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Zack Ryder

My heart says Ryder, as that means Ziggles would be ready for the big time.

Intercontinental Championship Match:
Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Booker T

There's NO WAY Booker wins this. It's a passing of the torch match, but hopefully the kneepads have missed the flight.

Tables Match:
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett

I really hope this push is for real for Wade. I like where it's going and .. well, I'm bored of Randy when he isn't being a hilarious psycho (Ie: "ho ho ho! *bashes Otunga's head in*")

Morrius: [www.411mania.com image 358x479]

.... is ... is that real?

Tenor Reaper: Morrius: [www.411mania.com image 358x479]

.... is ... is that real?

Apparently, yes.

We should all take a moment and feel bad.

FirstNationalBastard: Tenor Reaper: Morrius: [www.411mania.com image 358x479]

.... is ... is that real?

Apparently, yes.

We should all take a moment and feel bad.

Either someone at WWE has a great sense of humour or .. yes, we should feel bad. XD;

Eddie T. Head: Tenor Reaper: Morrius: [www.411mania.com image 358x479]

.... is ... is that real?

Came in to post that, from what I've heard, it is an actual promotion.

Here's the back.
[cdn.sescoops.com image 450x602]

My source (new window)

I think what shocks me the most is that ugly baby/powder blue colour all up in there. I mean, at least go all out and make the colours a rainbow or something.

........... I need to look away now.

Praise Cheesus: FirstNationalBastard: Tenor Reaper: Morrius: [www.411mania.com image 358x479]

.... is ... is that real?

Apparently, yes.

We should all take a moment and feel bad.

No, we should take a moment and realize how we all got played by the marketing department at Post and WWE.

I'll bet the whole "Fruity Pebbles" bit was written knowing this deal was signed and in the pipe.

Just wait until the CM Punk galvanized pipe deal is made public.

Reminder tomorrow is a very special "Dougie goes to raw episode" as for tonight I have some shiat to do around the house so I will be pokin in and out.

Ryder and Punk better win. That is all.

so anywhere that i can, ahem, "order" this PPV?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: so anywhere that i can, ahem, "order" this PPV?

I believe youd be better off sitting in the first row for this sports event.

Dougie AXP: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: so anywhere that i can, ahem, "order" this PPV?

I believe youd be better off sitting in the first row for this sports event.

Ah, yes, a close seat is always preferable.

/thanks

silgryphon: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-18 07:47:49 PM Ignore User
so anywhere that i can, ahem, "order" this PPV?

Link (new window)

and thanks to you as well good sir