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		Couple returns to their car from a busy day of shoplifting to discover someone broke in and stole the fruits of their labor, promptly notify police (with mugshots) (deseretnews.com)		84
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Captain Steroid

2011-12-18 01:47:42 AM

I love the lady's "What the f**k are you charging ME for?!" look on her face. She looks like a really p*ssed-off condor. XD

ArkAngel

2011-12-18 01:59:03 AM

Separated at birth?

namatad

2011-12-18 02:00:25 AM

poetic justice

Benevolent Misanthrope

2011-12-18 02:01:26 AM

Really accurate headline, too, subs. Except it was a truck. And they were caught shoplifting in one store. And the stereo and some cigs were taken out of the truck while they were being cited, but nothing of high value, and nothing they had stolen. But other than that, sure, accurate.

Bucky Katt

2011-12-18 02:23:52 AM

dammit, you can't trust anybody any more!

OBBN

2011-12-18 03:05:28 AM

My God, what is wrong with that woman's face? How in the hell am I going to get some sleep tonight with that image floating around in my head. Damn you subby, just damn you. A little warning next time would be appropriate don't you think?

SoxSweepAgain

2011-12-18 03:06:04 AM

/Well, it looks that way on the surface, at least.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-18 03:36:51 AM

OBBN: My God, what is wrong with that woman's face? How in the hell am I going to get some sleep tonight with that image floating around in my head. Damn you subby, just damn you. A little warning next time would be appropriate don't you think?

Meth

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-18 05:43:18 AM

Bathia_Mapes: OBBN: My God, what is wrong with that woman's face? How in the hell am I going to get some sleep tonight with that image floating around in my head. Damn you subby, just damn you. A little warning next time would be appropriate don't you think?

Meth

I'd have to agree with that. Poor thing, her face is just begging for meme fame.

Btw subby, did you RTFA?

Sass-O-Rev

2011-12-18 07:24:07 AM

That woman has the same look on her face as the 'neighbour from hell' who was taunting the little girl with the terminal illness. Pissed off and confrontational.

The more you eat the more you fart

2011-12-18 07:24:08 AM

So wait....that guy is hitting that?!?! Proof that some men really WOULD fark anything.

Romeo_Santana

2011-12-18 07:27:38 AM

Never stick your d!ck in crazy!

twomutts

2011-12-18 07:31:49 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: So wait....that guy is hitting that?!?! Proof that some men really WOULD fark anything.

No, proof that meth is one hell of a drug.

Nick Nostril

2011-12-18 07:35:30 AM

Bucky Katt: dammit, you can't trust ~~anybody any~~nobody no more!

FTFY

Hair Salad

2011-12-18 07:36:55 AM

Oh cmon - now you're just messin' with me...

bugontherug

2011-12-18 07:38:23 AM

So is the woman with the bulged out eyes saying "are you a wizard?" Or is she saying, "yeah, I'm a wizard?"

DON.MAC

2011-12-18 07:41:20 AM

Which name goes with which mug shot?

Nick Nostril

2011-12-18 07:44:03 AM

Gothnet

2011-12-18 07:46:13 AM

Bathia_Mapes: OBBN: My God, what is wrong with that woman's face? How in the hell am I going to get some sleep tonight with that image floating around in my head. Damn you subby, just damn you. A little warning next time would be appropriate don't you think?

Meth

Yup, someone (probably she herself) has pumped a lot of stimulants into her system. The dude just looks stoned.

MoreVespeneGas

2011-12-18 07:47:12 AM

that is a ferocious mugshot!

Smoking GNU

2011-12-18 07:50:35 AM

bugontherug: So is the woman with the bulged out eyes saying "are you a wizard?" Or is she saying, "yeah, I'm a wizard?"

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

JustGetItRight

2011-12-18 07:54:54 AM

OBBN: My God, what is wrong with that woman's face? How in the hell am I going to get some sleep tonight with that image floating around in my head. Damn you subby, just damn you. A little warning next time would be appropriate don't you think?

Meth. Book it.

I'm That Guy

2011-12-18 07:56:53 AM

"They ended up having their stereo and amplifier, a drum machine and some cigarettes stolen from their vehicle,".....The items taken from their truck were worth about $60.

$60?

Katolu

2011-12-18 07:59:53 AM

No skill:

The Iconoclast

2011-12-18 08:01:18 AM

"Click to enlarge." AAAAUGH!!!

Mitch Mitchell

2011-12-18 08:03:20 AM

Katolu: No skill:

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You got that right!

Happy Hours

2011-12-18 08:04:23 AM

Somebody stole the shiat that I stole!

myinternetname

2011-12-18 08:08:26 AM

LMAO @ the "lady"

Oh crap I'm going use that to scare little kids

girljen

2011-12-18 08:14:47 AM

Approves!

/stolen, natch

Farkin'round

2011-12-18 08:17:51 AM

twomutts: The more you eat the more you fart: So wait....that guy is hitting that?!?! Proof that some men really WOULD fark anything.

No, proof that meth is one hell of a drug.

Meth - it does a body good
and Karmas a biatch.

TheChaosPath

2011-12-18 08:20:18 AM

KrispyKritter

2011-12-18 08:20:22 AM

iggy pop has a little sister, she lives somewhere off on her own
he sometimes wonders, wonders about her
does she still steal the way she used to
does she still wake up to find lawn gnomes

There's a story in my eyes
Turn the pages of desire
Now it's time to trade those dreams
For the rush of passion's fire

I can feel you tremble when we touch
And I feel the hand of fate
Reaching out to both of us
I've been holding back the night
I've been searching for a clue from you
I'm gonna try with all my might
To make the storyline come true

pheed

2011-12-18 08:30:49 AM

Separated at birth?
No, death.

Anastacya

2011-12-18 08:38:22 AM

There needs to be a warning on that mugshot picture. Dear lord...

saintwrathchild

2011-12-18 08:42:09 AM

Dammit, Nelson Muntz, you're late.

slayer199

2011-12-18 08:44:36 AM

What did you expect from the spawn of Charles Mason subby?

law2.umkc.edu

Tendancy to over-dew it

2011-12-18 08:49:54 AM

I'm That Guy: "They ended up having their stereo and amplifier, a drum machine and some cigarettes stolen from their vehicle,".....The items taken from their truck were worth about $60.

$60?

Came too late to say this.

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-18 09:00:12 AM

Tendancy to over-dew it: I'm That Guy: "They ended up having their stereo and amplifier, a drum machine and some cigarettes stolen from their vehicle,".....The items taken from their truck were worth about $60.

$60?

Came too late to say this.

That's the value of the cigarettes.

Flint Ironstag

2011-12-18 09:10:50 AM

"Click to enlarge"? Er, no thanks....

Who has the big mugshot montage? I think it needs another addition.

browneye

2011-12-18 09:28:16 AM

Oh.......dear.

/meth really is a helleva drug.

gosseyn

2011-12-18 09:29:36 AM

Wanted for questioning

www.showcase.ca

/hot like remarketed gifts

buckler

2011-12-18 09:53:14 AM

You can't really blame her. It's obvious that the alien beings that built her had only the most vague notions of "trade", as it's understood on Earth.

Amos Quito

2011-12-18 10:07:34 AM

trippdogg

2011-12-18 10:12:27 AM

/zombie farker

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-18 10:20:26 AM

Dammit THEY STOLE OUR SMOKES!

walkerhound

2011-12-18 10:20:32 AM

CarpeScrotum

2011-12-18 10:20:52 AM

Uh, no thanks.

minnkat

2011-12-18 10:22:25 AM

Smeggy Smurf

2011-12-18 10:24:55 AM

They're dumber than a bag of hammers for trying to shoplift at WinCo. When we're designing a new store we put in nearly 100 cameras throughout the store. They take their loss prevention seriously.

UCFRoadWarrior

2011-12-18 10:28:34 AM

Meanwhile, an Ogden-area pool hall is short a couple of cue balls.....I have an idea who may have them....

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