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2011-12-18 01:41:46 AM  
This spread came eight years and couple dozen drug arrests too late. :-(
 
2011-12-18 01:45:46 AM  
Why pay for something you can see online for free?
 
2011-12-18 02:06:02 AM  
why pay for something that you would rather not see, even if it is free?
 
2011-12-18 02:26:45 AM  
everyone downloaded it before it hit the shelves and noticed all the makeup she was wearing
 
2011-12-18 02:54:05 AM  
IIRC there was no frontal right?
And the good have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Poor Lindsey this will push her right over the edge.

\I'll go get the pop-corn
 
2011-12-18 03:49:54 AM  
Hef promised "the holy trifecta". 2 outta 3 doesn't cut it.
 
2011-12-18 03:51:07 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC there was no frontal right?
And the good have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Poor Lindsey this will push her right over the edge.

\I'll go get the pop-corn


You can't swing a dead cat on the internet without hitting at least two sites that had the pics up for free.

Nope, no full frontal.
Usual Playboy heavy makeup and airbrushing crap that's already chomping into their profitability that they can't seem to comprehend.
The whole Marilyn Monroe angle was stupid, the photo shoot was faux-retro and pretentious, and not particularly good in the first place.

In the end, it was a blatantly transparent publicity stunt by both Playboy and Lohan. No point in paying for a subpar product you can get for free.
 
2011-12-18 03:53:19 AM  
I'll just add that I found the pics online for free incidentally on another news filter site I frequent, and I still feel screwed because it put me out the opportunity cost of finding better softcore material, or god forbid actual porn.
 
2011-12-18 04:03:32 AM  
Because when I think of porn, I think Playboy.
 
2011-12-18 04:03:50 AM  
I was told there is no fire crotch
 
2011-12-18 04:04:28 AM  
It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.
 
2011-12-18 04:12:38 AM  

that bosnian sniper: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC there was no frontal right?
And the good have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Poor Lindsey this will push her right over the edge.

\I'll go get the pop-corn

You can't swing a dead cat on the internet without hitting at least two sites that had the pics up for free.

Nope, no full frontal.
Usual Playboy heavy makeup and airbrushing crap that's already chomping into their profitability that they can't seem to comprehend.
The whole Marilyn Monroe angle was stupid, the photo shoot was faux-retro and pretentious, and not particularly good in the first place.

In the end, it was a blatantly transparent publicity stunt by both Playboy and Lohan. No point in paying for a subpar product you can get for free.


Honestly, if she was hotter and the pictures were hot, it would sell. As is, they just weren't either sexy nor that appealing. It was nice of them to float them ahead of time to warn us not to buy the crap. And let's be honest here, it's not selling because it's crap; not because it can be seen for free.
 
2011-12-18 04:17:32 AM  
FTA: "Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands"

Hmm....actually quite appropriate.
 
2011-12-18 04:29:28 AM  
I went to one of the leaked pic sites. Most boring nude pics EVAR.
 
2011-12-18 04:36:02 AM  
I don't get really get the appeal this woman, impending car wreck side show apart, she's average and a little hard looking...the art director for this shoot was probably stuck between a rock and a hard place with this one, I'm sure Lohan's parasites made demands in terms of what they wanted and look how it ended up? Sad setup with a wide of the mark reverence to Marilyn...sorry Lindsay, you're no Marilyn. This girl needs to get out of this industry for her own safety or she needs to get new advisors *shrugs*
 
2011-12-18 04:39:18 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Honestly, if she was hotter and the pictures were hot, it would sell. As is, they just weren't either sexy nor that appealing. It was nice of them to float them ahead of time to warn us not to buy the crap. And let's be honest here, it's not selling because it's crap; not because it can be seen for free.


this this and more this
plus some fire crotch and pink ...
instead we got YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

from a monroe wanna be
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

she should have gone with hustler ...
 
2011-12-18 04:46:25 AM  

namatad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Honestly, if she was hotter and the pictures were hot, it would sell. As is, they just weren't either sexy nor that appealing. It was nice of them to float them ahead of time to warn us not to buy the crap. And let's be honest here, it's not selling because it's crap; not because it can be seen for free.

this this and more this
plus some fire crotch and pink ...
instead we got YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

from a monroe wanna be
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

she should have gone with hustler ...


I don't think this shoot failed solely because Lindsey is not as attractive as she used to be. These sorts of spreads can be broken down into two categories: the goods and how they are displayed. This particular shoot had bigger problems with column b than a IMO. That's not to say that A is all bad, by no means do I mean that. Let's just say that a) isn't doing anyone favors and b) is particularly important.

If this had been blocked and shot differently I'll bet they could have made a super hot set that would even give chicks boners. In a similar way, this set would have been Ok (not wonderful though) with the world's hottest chick. It just wasn't well planned and thought out.
 
2011-12-18 04:49:59 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: It just wasn't well planned and thought out.


plus they were dealing with BATshiat CRAZY
they needed to get it done before she died or ended up in prison or jail or dead or whatever

and yah ...
you have to wonder
THESE were the BEST photos they got out of the shoot?
How bad were the rest???

shudder
 
2011-12-18 04:52:04 AM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


This

The online archive has more appeal just from a nostalgic value than that pointless shoot did.


Link (new window)

It's just sad really. Most people are just coming into their own at 25. She's used up and whoring out to feed 'a glory of the past' fantasy of an 80+ year old pornogropher.

demotivators.despair.com

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 
2011-12-18 04:58:09 AM  

namatad: Uchiha_Cycliste: It just wasn't well planned and thought out.

plus they were dealing with BATshiat CRAZY
they needed to get it done before she died or ended up in prison or jail or dead or whatever

and yah ...
you have to wonder
THESE were the BEST photos they got out of the shoot?
How bad were the rest???

shudder


The shots were all bad. The scene/plan/shoot was ill-conceived. It's like, it doesn't matter how many people show up, and how nice my (and everybody else's) bikes are, and how great the trophies are for a bike race if the course sucks. Everything else even done to the pinnacle of awesome can't redeem the crit is the course blows. If they had done a, iono, surfing theme, or a beach theme, or something girl-next-doorsy and made her look healthy and beautiful it would have also had the effect up jacking-up the sexiness, hotness and value of the shoot.
The real question is if the shoot's theme, costumes etc were Hef's or Lohan's ideas.
 
2011-12-18 05:09:11 AM  
I don't think you guys get it.

It's an investment. I give her a couple of more years, at most.
 
2011-12-18 05:10:00 AM  
I do have to say, though, that I am impressed with Playboy's ability to shut down any and all sites with the pics posted. I've tried to see them, out of morbid curiosity to see how badly they photoshopped her (guys, freckles are the point, and the only thing that made Lohan different). But each and every site that the Google gods bestow upon my browser claims to have been contacted by lawyers and had to take it down.

I have seen countless numbers of celebs try to shut down leaked nudes off their cellphones, and of course fail. Countless companies try to shut down leaked documents or incriminating pics, and of course fail. The internet always found a way. And I'm sure eventually, it will here too. But for now, they be essentially shut down the geek network of free information.

But then, maybe its that the pics aren't good enough for them to care that much about the fight. I guess I'll see for myself some day.
 
2011-12-18 05:12:56 AM  

namatad: why pay for something that you would rather not see, even if it is free?

 
2011-12-18 05:25:33 AM  

Captain Steroid: This spread came eight ten years and couple dozen drug arrests too late. :-(

 
2011-12-18 05:27:08 AM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


I thought that was just me! WTF, who the hell was running around in the woods planting porn? Were they trying to grow a porn tree?
 
2011-12-18 05:59:41 AM  
Should have posed with the ginger lok, pigtails, and a jersey that had a "12" on it.
/for nostalgic purposes.
 
2011-12-18 06:07:13 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: namatad: Uchiha_Cycliste: It just wasn't well planned and thought out.

plus they were dealing with BATshiat CRAZY
they needed to get it done before she died or ended up in prison or jail or dead or whatever

and yah ...
you have to wonder
THESE were the BEST photos they got out of the shoot?
How bad were the rest???

shudder

The shots were all bad. The scene/plan/shoot was ill-conceived. It's like, it doesn't matter how many people show up, and how nice my (and everybody else's) bikes are, and how great the trophies are for a bike race if the course sucks. Everything else even done to the pinnacle of awesome can't redeem the crit is the course blows. If they had done a, iono, surfing theme, or a beach theme, or something girl-next-doorsy and made her look healthy and beautiful it would have also had the effect up jacking-up the sexiness, hotness and value of the shoot.
The real question is if the shoot's theme, costumes etc were Hef's or Lohan's ideas.


It also doesn't help that Lohan looks bored in most of the shots. Trolling Google to see the shots yielded quite a few side-by-side comparisons of Lohan's pics to the Monroe originals, and the biggest thing I noticed was that, while Monroe looked engaged and playful in her shots, Lohan looked bored out of her skull.

Lindsay, honey, if you really do want to restart your career, you gotta stop obviously phoning it in whenever you do anything that doesn't involve booze or blow.
 
2011-12-18 06:10:10 AM  

Lachwen: Uchiha_Cycliste: namatad: Uchiha_Cycliste: It just wasn't well planned and thought out.

plus they were dealing with BATshiat CRAZY
they needed to get it done before she died or ended up in prison or jail or dead or whatever

and yah ...
you have to wonder
THESE were the BEST photos they got out of the shoot?
How bad were the rest???

shudder

The shots were all bad. The scene/plan/shoot was ill-conceived. It's like, it doesn't matter how many people show up, and how nice my (and everybody else's) bikes are, and how great the trophies are for a bike race if the course sucks. Everything else even done to the pinnacle of awesome can't redeem the crit is the course blows. If they had done a, iono, surfing theme, or a beach theme, or something girl-next-doorsy and made her look healthy and beautiful it would have also had the effect up jacking-up the sexiness, hotness and value of the shoot.
The real question is if the shoot's theme, costumes etc were Hef's or Lohan's ideas.

It also doesn't help that Lohan looks bored in most of the shots. Trolling Google to see the shots yielded quite a few side-by-side comparisons of Lohan's pics to the Monroe originals, and the biggest thing I noticed was that, while Monroe looked engaged and playful in her shots, Lohan looked bored out of her skull.

Lindsay, honey, if you really do want to restart your career, you gotta stop obviously phoning it in whenever you do anything that doesn't involve booze or blow.


Yup, like I said, column a) wasn't doing anyone any favors either.
 
2011-12-18 07:09:34 AM  
Faux went out and trolled newstands. Speaks volumes about the "expertise" of faux journalism and its "standards".
 
2011-12-18 07:11:59 AM  
lol...does anyone have link to pics?
 
2011-12-18 07:13:35 AM  
Too many "dress-up" pics and not enough pooper.
 
2011-12-18 07:14:09 AM  
never mind.
saw them.
YAWWWWWNNNNNN
 
2011-12-18 07:20:22 AM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


Dumpster outside the firestation. We would hop up the side and peek in when we rode our bikes past it going to the store. Now and then there would be an issue or two sitting within easy reach.

Also my step father had a subscription, so Id sneak a peek at those.
 
2011-12-18 07:32:27 AM  
Thing is, this is the second shoot that Hefner ordered and conceived after the first one turned out terrible. Just how bad was the first one if this was the publishable one?!
 
2011-12-18 07:33:10 AM  

born_yesterday: contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

I thought that was just me! WTF, who the hell was running around in the woods planting porn? Were they trying to grow a porn tree?


Let me tell you how it is son. You get a woman and she doesn't want that shiat in the house. Now in those days a man's porn collection meant something, he can't just chuck it out. So like the aging family dog he takes it for a walk in the woods and returns alone.
 
2011-12-18 07:35:38 AM  
Lohan should have insisted Playboy go with the shots Hef thought weren't "tasteful". Actually, she should have gone with Penthouse or Hustler or Cheri in the first place... Or Club International. Yes. Club International. That would have sold nicely.

/ water
// sports
/// $$$
 
2011-12-18 07:52:36 AM  
Eh - people can say whatever they like but I am 100% convinced Playboy lost a small fortune because of the leaked photos.

I know a lot of people who wanted to see the pictures; myself included. Mostly out of curiosity. I would have paid a few bucks to see her and then go, 'lol - what happened to her?'.

But they were pirated and put online. So myself and countless others decided to check them out first and decided not to buy the magazine. And because of the pirated pics, Playboy had to push up the release date meaning less time to hype it up.

Piracy *does* mean lost income. I know, I know, this is the internet and nobody wants to hear it.....
 
2011-12-18 07:54:30 AM  
The people who still buy playboy have never heard of lohan. The target audience for this shoot has never heard of marylin monroe, or hugh hefner.
 
2011-12-18 08:20:41 AM  
I've seen people talk about how great her boobs are. Really?
Not trying to sound like Chester but they were so much more awesome
when she was 18.

Obviously, right? But they changed. Not just less perky or what, her nipples and areola changed. She went from puffy & pink to "I'm 41 and got 3 kids, you got $20 I borrow?" in only a few years.

They're still big and soft though, wouldn't turn them down.
 
2011-12-18 08:28:28 AM  
They got the shoot all wrong. They didn't capture her character. She isn't glamorous. The woman in the photos was completely unrecognizable as Lohan. This could have been hot, but they screwed it up. It should have been taken with low lighting in a seedy motel room, with cigarettes on the carpet and a tipped over wine glass. Think the video for Fiona Apple's Criminal.
 
2011-12-18 08:28:30 AM  
For everyone who felt cheated about not getting full frontal... this is why:

i44.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-18 08:40:45 AM  
Not surprising people aren't buying it considering Playboy isn't even sending it to it's subscribers. I have received every issue for almost 2 years now but have yet to get this one, and it is now well past the usual time of the month when the most recent issue arrives.
 
2011-12-18 09:08:13 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Eh - people can say whatever they like but I am 100% convinced Playboy lost a small fortune because of the leaked photos.

I know a lot of people who wanted to see the pictures; myself included. Mostly out of curiosity. I would have paid a few bucks to see her and then go, 'lol - what happened to her?'.

But they were pirated and put online. So myself and countless others decided to check them out first and decided not to buy the magazine. And because of the pirated pics, Playboy had to push up the release date meaning less time to hype it up.

Piracy *does* mean lost income. I know, I know, this is the internet and nobody wants to hear it.....


If you actually care about piracy you'd buy the issue anyway.
 
2011-12-18 09:08:57 AM  
That's Lindsey Lohan? I thought it was a drawing.
 
2011-12-18 09:10:57 AM  
The only way they could have made money off this is take the pics hide em in a vault and release them after she kills herself
 
2011-12-18 09:25:20 AM  
The pictures were the actual commodity and I saw them barely even looking for them, yet the I can't find the new commercial for Dark Knight Rises
 
2011-12-18 09:31:14 AM  

contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....
 
2011-12-18 09:38:34 AM  

FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....


Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

/Get off my lawn.
 
2011-12-18 09:45:00 AM  

that bosnian sniper: You can't swing a dead cat on the internet without hitting at least two sites that had the pics up for free.

Nope, no full frontal.
Usual Playboy heavy makeup and airbrushing crap that's already chomping into their profitability that they can't seem to comprehend.
The whole Marilyn Monroe angle was stupid, the photo shoot was faux-retro and pretentious, and not particularly good in the first place.

In the end, it was a blatantly transparent publicity stunt by both Playboy and Lohan. No point in paying for a subpar product you can get for free.


Yeah, you pretty much nailed it.

I'm a guy that would still give Lindsay a go and even I haven't had the desire to fap to these pictures.
 
2011-12-18 09:45:02 AM  

FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....


Mine were in a shed on our property...said shed had a metric shiat-ton (No, seriously.) of crap I had to climb over to get to it. Upside, though, is that I got to see Denise Crosby's tits.
 
2011-12-18 09:53:28 AM  

stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.


Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.
 
2011-12-18 09:57:35 AM  
No vag, no redhead, too much photoshop/airbrushing = Fail

Lindsay looks horrible with blonde hair, won't somebody tell her that... tell her to please go back to her natural red hair.

Playboy needs to get rid of all their nude stuff and be the news/editorial rag it so wants to be, and then after that fails, die like every other magazine out there...
 
2011-12-18 10:03:18 AM  

aearra: Faux went out and trolled newstands. Speaks volumes about the "expertise" of faux journalism and its "standards".


You mean by asking a question about which people were curious?
 
2011-12-18 10:05:24 AM  
NO VAGINA = NO SALE

For fark's sake, we've all seen her tits. Who gives a shiat about those any more? This isn't 1950. We wanted something new.

fark Lohan, fark Playboy, and God bless Internet Porn.
 
2011-12-18 10:13:42 AM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


Screw that. Me and three of the girls in my neighborhood were fooling around by the age of 12. For the record, we were all the same age.

\1990 -1991 was a great time for me.
 
2011-12-18 10:18:35 AM  
I can't believe anyone is still buying Playboy magazines of any sort, let lone issues which threaten to show you something that will make you lose your lunch.
 
2011-12-18 10:20:46 AM  
art.penny-arcade.com
Yup.

Oh and:
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-18 10:29:25 AM  

duckpoopy: The people who still buy playboy have never heard of lohan. The target audience for this shoot has never heard of marylin monroe, or hugh hefner.


Wrong. Just because you are an uninformed idiot doesnt make everyone that way. The target audience for the spread saw all the pics online for free.
 
2011-12-18 10:30:50 AM  

Balchinian: I can't believe anyone is still buying Playboy magazines of any sort, let lone issues which threaten to show you something that will make you lose your lunch.


I used to until the quality of the writing went to shiat. Nobody is buying it for the pictures anymore. Yeah the broads are good looking but I can get hot skanks for free online.

/misses the decent writing
 
2011-12-18 10:46:23 AM  
She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.
 
2011-12-18 10:48:41 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.


I dunno. I liked the New Yorker shoot a couple years back. Ya know...pre-meth whore look.
 
2011-12-18 10:49:48 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.



She's done it like 3 times already...

/I'm sure she had to suck off ol Hugh to even get this shoot
 
2011-12-18 10:50:54 AM  

Tommy Moo: They got the shoot all wrong. They didn't capture her character. She isn't glamorous. The woman in the photos was completely unrecognizable as Lohan. This could have been hot, but they screwed it up. It should have been taken with low lighting in a seedy motel room, with cigarettes on the carpet and a tipped over wine glass. Think the video for Fiona Apple's Criminal.


There's a problem with this logic: She doesn't think this way. In her mind she's been pumped up to be a superdiva, queen of men's dreams everywhere or something like it. In a way, given her fall, trying to pose as a long-dead legend who was pretty much hounded to death by the paparazzi, makes all the sense in the world.
 
2011-12-18 10:55:53 AM  
cdn.media.abcfamily.com

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm
 
2011-12-18 10:56:27 AM  

MoronLessOff: [cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 390x295]

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm


Amanda told me she wanted to come, too!
 
2011-12-18 10:59:43 AM  
Like that PMOY pointed out, Lindsay was looking flabby. She wasn't worthy of being in Playboy in her current state, period. Forget not showing vag, she showed gut, which was a bigger sin.
 
2011-12-18 11:00:13 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-18 11:13:21 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2011-12-18 11:14:52 AM  
I saw her pics. I couldn't even tell it was her. Too much photoshopping.
 
2011-12-18 11:20:13 AM  
I've said for the last few years that she ain't fit to carry Marilyn's bra. She'll keep continuing not to listen.

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is starting to get more like Robert Redford in comparison. I mean it well.
 
2011-12-18 11:28:49 AM  
Lux Alptraum

Seriously? That's the coolest name I've ever heard. I'm sure it's a pen name though.
 
2011-12-18 11:30:01 AM  

TravisBickle62: I was told there is no fire crotch


There is a fire crotch. OSHA can attest to that.
 
2011-12-18 11:32:08 AM  
Lohan is riding her bank account into the great beyond. Give a junkie effectively unlimited money and watch what happens...

/Scarlett Johansson in Match Point (new window) was much more interesting than Lilo will ever be.
 
2011-12-18 11:33:12 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She Everyone needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.


Seriously, people. None of you are Marilyn Monroe. I don't have a Marilyn fetish... there are plenty of women I find hotter than her. But those women, and all the others out there, should do their own thing instead of constantly trying to xerox a woman who's been dead 50 years. Sex appeal is personal. Don't try to rub someone else's off on yourself.
 
2011-12-18 11:39:06 AM  
If you would have told me her "photos" were complete CGI, or paintings, I would believe it w/o question. What I think she should have done was a more candid shoot, with a revealing interview. To show us all she's human. And as said upthread, she looked like she was phoning it in. Sweetheart, you can't act like a diva, when you are the butt of all jokes.

Also, everyone saying that Marylin Monroe was some classy dame that the female celebrities today can't hold a candle to, you may want to take off your rose colored glasses. That chick was just as farked up as anyone out there today.
 
2011-12-18 11:40:28 AM  

PizzaJedi81: MoronLessOff: [cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 390x295]

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm

Amanda told me she wanted to come, too!


Of course she does. That's all a woman ever really wants, but she has Julianne Moore for that.
 
2011-12-18 11:42:57 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.


I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.
 
2011-12-18 11:48:29 AM  

INeedAName: Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.

I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.


Wow, this is timely:
www.explosm.net

You can also buy a quality lock pic set for 10 bones from a military surplus store.

Also, do you mean Amy Jo Johnson, the pink Power Ranger who was Kimberly from Angel Groves?
 
2011-12-18 11:58:08 AM  
After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.
 
2011-12-18 12:06:20 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


That doesn't mean I'm not going to look at it.
 
2011-12-18 12:06:38 PM  

INeedAName: Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.

I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.


Luxury!


I remember having to get up beofre the Sun rose, just so I could fap whilst gazing at Crack of Dawn! And our this was our pr0n...
arthistoryresources.net

No lube either! We made do with a handful of sand, or mud, or tree sap, or a severely crushed up frog.

And we were glad to have that!

You kids today, with you factory made, digital fappage.

/*Sob*
 
2011-12-18 12:06:42 PM  
The next internet billionaire will be someone that comes up with a way to protect image rights, as was previously done with music copy protection. How long until we see iPhoto, where you can buy Lindsay's pictures for 99 cents?
 
2011-12-18 12:25:28 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?
 
2011-12-18 12:32:45 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Lohan is riding her bank account into the great beyond. Give a junkie effectively unlimited money and watch what happens...

/Scarlett Johansson in Match Point (new window) was much more interesting than Lilo will ever be.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-18 12:35:12 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


Link?
 
2011-12-18 12:39:38 PM  

Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE



This. People have seen the rest multiple times. I think one of the Gawker sites did a retrospective of her previous nude shoots and wardrobe malfunctions - the Playboy shoot was like a PG version of a Tarantino flick.
 
2011-12-18 12:42:42 PM  

croesius: FTA: "Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands"



Why am I not surprised that Fox did a story based on anecdotal evidence?
 
2011-12-18 12:47:13 PM  
Interesting. TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...

Meh...

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-18 12:47:34 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE


This. People have seen the rest multiple times. I think one of the Gawker sites did a retrospective of her previous nude shoots and wardrobe malfunctions - the Playboy shoot was like a PG version of a Tarantino flick.


She was awesome in Machete.
 
2011-12-18 12:48:24 PM  

DrSieb: TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...



Maybe they're using actual statistics instead of some lazy journalist collecting anecdotal evidence while picking up his morning coffee.
 
2011-12-18 12:50:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: DrSieb: TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...


Maybe they're using actual statistics instead of some lazy journalist collecting anecdotal evidence while picking up his morning coffee.


Why would we want facts to get in the way of sensationalism?
 
2011-12-18 12:52:57 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.

What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?


How did you get pictures from my Christmas party?
 
2011-12-18 12:53:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC there was no frontal right?
And the good have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Poor Lindsey this will push her right over the edge.

\I'll go get the pop-corn


cf1.imgobject.com
RIP Lohan
 
2011-12-18 01:01:54 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.



*Raised eyebrow* I guess not.
 
2011-12-18 01:05:16 PM  

Pr1nc3ss: You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.



Marilyn Monroe:

Some Like It Hot
The Seven Year Itch
How to Marry a Millionaire
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
All About Eve
The Asphalt Jungle
The Misfits


Lohan: Mean Girls and a Herbie movie


Dear Lindsay: You have to be an icon FIRST, then fall from grace. It's not tragic if you're just a child star gone bad -- showbiz is full of those.
 
2011-12-18 01:06:35 PM  
The over done makeup and photoshop is fine when its "random coed from BYU" but with these pictures it was just wrong. I spent the whole time squinting like it was a cousin that lost/gained 100 pounds between christmas parties. She was so unrecognizable I had to question if I actually knew who lindsey lohan was.
 
2011-12-18 01:07:21 PM  
Gobble Gobble!

www.acertaincinema.com
 
2011-12-18 01:09:11 PM  
The photoshoot was so photoshopped that it made the moon landing look real.

/don't punch me Buzz
 
2011-12-18 01:16:13 PM  
1. no pussy.

2. airbrushed and make-up'd away all her freckles and nipples- doesn't even look like her

3. rehash of her marilyn monroe shoot from a few years ago

4. whoever negotiated that million dollar deal for Playboy should have to pay them their money back.
 
2011-12-18 01:23:27 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.

What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?


Well, I guess I'd click a link. Still wouldn't buy anything though. There'd have to be some Anime cosplayers and a 2 foot vibrator involved to make it worth paying anything.
 
2011-12-18 01:25:09 PM  

Barakku: that bosnian sniper: Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.

What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?

Well, I guess I'd click a link. Still wouldn't buy anything though. There'd have to be some Anime cosplayers and a 2 foot vibrator involved to make it worth paying anything.


If I weren't at work, boy, would I have the link for you!
 
2011-12-18 01:25:39 PM  

Ordell: Like that PMOY pointed out, Lindsay was looking flabby. She wasn't worthy of being in Playboy in her current state, period. Forget not showing vag, she showed gut, which was a bigger sin.


You left out her sharp knees.
 
2011-12-18 01:27:41 PM  
I think this might be the final nail in this chick's career coffin. I mean really, when folks don't even want to see you naked anymore, your time in the spotlight is over. I expect that the next time we hear about LiLo, it will be a story about her dying from an over-dose.

/hopefully that'll be before the end of the year
//got $50 riding on that chick in the office dead-pool
 
2011-12-18 01:29:14 PM  

envirovore: Because when I think of porn, I think Playboy.

 
2011-12-18 01:33:37 PM  

Alphax: I went to one of the leaked pic sites. Most boring nude pics EVAR.


Google?
 
2011-12-18 01:42:40 PM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


...and under the bleachers at the high school football field...

when I lived in NY maybe 15 years ago I found two cardboard boxes of old Playboys--1960s to 70s--under an overpass in Queens. A lot of them were pretty water damaged, but I found (and saved) two: one with a Nabokov interview and one with a Dali interview. I'm sure I totally didn't look creepy while flipping through the boxes.
 
2011-12-18 01:42:50 PM  
LL is no MM, and that is for sure.
 
2011-12-18 01:45:16 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Eh - people can say whatever they like but I am 100% convinced Playboy lost a small fortune because of the leaked photos.

I know a lot of people who wanted to see the pictures; myself included. Mostly out of curiosity. I would have paid a few bucks to see her and then go, 'lol - what happened to her?'.

But they were pirated and put online. So myself and countless others decided to check them out first and decided not to buy the magazine. And because of the pirated pics, Playboy had to push up the release date meaning less time to hype it up.

Piracy *does* mean lost income. I know, I know, this is the internet and nobody wants to hear it.....


Maybe it's time Playboy figured out a new business model?

/free market, etc, nobody wants to heart it
 
2011-12-18 01:55:49 PM  

404 page not found: RIP Lohan


You're not funny.
 
2011-12-18 02:00:43 PM  

theurge14:

/free market, etc, nobody wants to heart it


How is it a free market if Playboy doesn't have enforced property rights?
 
2011-12-18 02:08:19 PM  

PizzaJedi81: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Mine were in a shed on our property...said shed had a metric shiat-ton (No, seriously.) of crap I had to climb over to get to it. Upside, though, is that I got to see Denise Crosby's tits.


tommy from florida? is that you?
 
2011-12-18 02:09:48 PM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


I grew up with a bunch of Latch-Key Kids in N. Florida in a rotting apartment complex surrounded by swamp and woods. While out exploring one day we found an entire 55 gallon trashcan FULL of porn mags. We built our fort nearby.
 
2011-12-18 02:18:05 PM  
No vag?
I don't even wanna bother.

She should've gone with Hustler so we can see the hacked photos before the issue is released.
Now THAT would be a SPREAD.
 
2011-12-18 02:19:15 PM  

puddleonfire: SPREAD.


I see what you did there.
 
2011-12-18 02:33:41 PM  
I've seen drawings of Lindsay Lohan naked before. That's all this is.
 
2011-12-18 02:36:03 PM  

Captain Steroid: This spread came eight years and couple dozen drug arrests too late. :-(


And we're done here....
 
2011-12-18 02:39:12 PM  

Msol: theurge14:

/free market, etc, nobody wants to heart it

How is it a free market if Playboy doesn't have enforced property rights?


Legal costs vs profit margin.
 
2011-12-18 02:40:25 PM  

Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE


Playboy has never shown a vagina in the history of the magazine.
 
2011-12-18 03:00:04 PM  

ThisNameSux: Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE

Playboy has never shown a vagina in the history of the magazine.


Besides... I have a feeling hers generally looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.
 
2011-12-18 03:04:29 PM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


Totally agree. And to the bolded point: My cousins and I used to stomp all over Mingus Park looking for discarded/hidden porno. I knew we couldn't have been the only ones doing this.

/"Heath, over here!"
 
2011-12-18 03:13:37 PM  
Meanwhile inBritain the Daily Fail:
Lindsay Lohan is a sellout! Nude Playboy photo spread is 'flying off the shelves'

Well, actually, it's not from the Fail, they got it from TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan Playboy Sales Are On Fire!


This feels like dividing by zero - how can Fox and the Fail report exact opposites and still both be wrong?
 
2011-12-18 03:18:06 PM  

MoronLessOff: puddleonfire: SPREAD.

I see what you did there.


Actually, if you're refering to the Playboy Picts, there wasn't any SPREAD to see, and that's the basic problem. For that kind of money, we all should have gotten a peek at her glory hole...
 
2011-12-18 03:43:15 PM  

DrSieb: Interesting. TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...

Meh...

Link (new window)


We've had a lot of Santa Ana winds here in L.A.
 
2011-12-18 03:49:33 PM  
"we all should have gotten a peek at her glory hole..."

www.dailycomedy.com

There, now, head to your bunk
 
2011-12-18 04:18:42 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that they were just really aesthetically unappealing photographs? They look like they were taken by a bored photographer in a strip-mall "glamour shots" photo booth in Topeka, Kansas. And then they were edited by a community college dropout with a pirated copy of Photoshop. It's the same type of boring half-assed lazy crap that shows up on Page 3 of an English tabloid.

I don't think that Playboy really every had "glory days" in the way that anyone remembers. Playboy is a lot like Saturday Night live, in the sense that it might have once been better than it is now, but it was never as good as people remember it be. But damn, it's pretty clear that anyone with any type of artistic ability fled from that magazine long ago. They've gone from a mediocre mens magazine to just an embarrassingly bad copy of a lads magazine.

Putting Marge Simpson on the cover showed the world that there will never again be a reason for an adult male to buy a copy of Playboy. These lazy and uninspired photos of Lindsay just seal the deal.
 
2011-12-18 05:06:48 PM  
This may finish off Hugh Hefner, too. And tragically before his time.
 
2011-12-18 05:11:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Pr1nc3ss: You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.


Marilyn Monroe:

Some Like It Hot
The Seven Year Itch
How to Marry a Millionaire
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
All About Eve
The Asphalt Jungle
The Misfits


Lohan: Mean Girls and a Herbie movie


Dear Lindsay: You have to be an icon FIRST, then fall from grace. It's not tragic if you're just a child star gone bad -- showbiz is full of those.


Don't forget the Fritz Lang film "Clash by Night" with Barbara Stanwyck. That was a great movie.
 
2011-12-18 05:18:01 PM  

The Larch: I don't think that Playboy really every had "glory days" in the way that anyone remembers. Playboy is a lot like Saturday Night live, in the sense that it might have once been better than it is now, but it was never as good as people remember it be. But damn, it's pretty clear that anyone with any type of artistic ability fled from that magazine long ago. They've gone from a mediocre mens magazine to just an embarrassingly bad copy of a lads magazine.


Playboy still makes lovely pictorials.

My guess is that Lohan had a whole load of stuff written into the contract about "doing Marilyn" or something.

The problem with Lohan is that she isn't an especially beautiful woman. She was once pretty and wholesome. But a lot of pretty girls don't grow into beautiful women. It's why a lot of child stars don't make it. Being pretty and perky isn't what people want from an adult actress. The ones that do often had lots of acting talent (like Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci and Jodie Foster).
 
2011-12-18 05:26:33 PM  
It looked like a minimalist clown mannequin mask over a Sims 2 body outline.
I want obliquely lit pores in ultra-high resolution so I can pretend she's with me on my fold-out bed dammit.
 
2011-12-18 05:40:17 PM  

farkeruk: My guess is that Lohan had a whole load of stuff written into the contract about "doing Marilyn" or something.


Do you think it was in her contract that she should just show up for a half-dozen quick snaps in front of a red curtain, and call it a day?

I'll take your word for it that there's talent left at Playboy. But you sure as heck don't see any of it in those ugly photos.
 
2011-12-18 06:00:58 PM  

farkeruk: The ones that do often had lots of acting talent (like Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci and Jodie Foster).


Unfortunately, Christina Ricci had most of her acting talent surgically removed a few years back.
 
2011-12-18 06:08:34 PM  
I found my first porno mag down by the river. (Not in a van.) It was pretty cool, but I couldn't understand why the pages were all stuck together and smelled like Clorox bleach. Thinking about it know, I sure wish they had Purel back in the 70's.
 
2011-12-18 06:34:54 PM  
?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/showbiz/lohan-playboy-sales/index.html? h pt=hp_t3
 
2011-12-18 06:45:42 PM  

The Larch: I don't think that Playboy really every had "glory days" in the way that anyone remembers.


Not so, Playboy used to go find the cutest girl they could find to get her to pose. That idea worked.
Now they go and take pics of various C and D-list celebs in the hope to create buzz that will drive sales.
All the rest is silicone clothing mannikins. Bring back the old Playboy standards and only do photo shoots of hotties and cuties, leave the celebs and excessive peroxide for Hollywood.
 
2011-12-18 06:53:44 PM  

that bosnian sniper: farkeruk: The ones that do often had lots of acting talent (like Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci and Jodie Foster).

Unfortunately, Christina Ricci had most of her acting talent surgically removed a few years back.


The poor girl . . . She looks like a bobblehead now.
 
2011-12-18 07:07:27 PM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


The best thing in Playboy has always been the interviews. (new window)

//liked the pics too
 
2011-12-18 07:13:59 PM  

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: that bosnian sniper: farkeruk: The ones that do often had lots of acting talent (like Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci and Jodie Foster).

Unfortunately, Christina Ricci had most of her acting talent surgically removed a few years back.

The poor girl . . . She looks like a bobblehead now.


================================================

When did she ever NOT look like a bobblehead?

/chick's forehead goes back farther than my father's
//and he's bald
 
2011-12-18 07:22:43 PM  

Hugh Jassole: I found my first porno mag down by the river. (Not in a van.) It was pretty cool, but I couldn't understand why the pages were all stuck together and smelled like Clorox bleach. Thinking about it know, I sure wish they had Purel back in the 70's.


HAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-12-18 07:40:52 PM  
A hot redhead? Lets completely ruin her by making her a bleached blonde cliche!
 
2011-12-18 08:43:50 PM  
I like sluts, but I am of the opinion that if I tried to fingerbang her, I'd have to get my fingers amputated to avoid gangrene, so I'm not really interested in nude pictures of her. Not even for free.
 
2011-12-18 09:08:44 PM  
Why should I when for a couple bucks more I can have the real thing.
 
2011-12-18 09:12:35 PM  

saturn badger: The best thing in Playboy has always been the interviews. (new window)


Yep, and they have both Chris Wallace and Nick Offerman in this month's issue! Forgive me if I'm not wowed by interviews with an obsequious little toady apologizing for Rupert Murdoch and some guy who looks a little bit like Zack Galifinakis.

I don't know why Playboy annoys me so much. Maybe it's because they are the perfect example of an American company that built a valuable brand as a side effect of delivering a great product, but then at some point started neglecting the product in favor of the brand. They were important once, but now they're just a dry-rotted shell with nothing but a bunny logo some reality TV shows.
 
2011-12-18 09:20:09 PM  

FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....


That is so crazy... in my youth I found porn in cleared out spots under trees by a creek behind my apartments or in the corn field next door. I thought it was teenagers but now I'm thinking porn fairies do exist...
 
2011-12-18 09:29:33 PM  

puddleonfire: No vag?
I don't even wanna bother.

She should've gone with Hustler so we can see the hacked photos before the issue is released.
Now THAT would be a SPREAD.


30.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-18 10:13:41 PM  

Gordon Bennett: puddleonfire: No vag?
I don't even wanna bother.

She should've gone with Hustler so we can see the hacked photos before the issue is released.
Now THAT would be a SPREAD.

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


I'm partial to honey baked ham myself:

assets.matchbin.com
 
2011-12-18 10:15:25 PM  

The Larch: I don't know why Playboy annoys me so much. Maybe it's because they are the perfect example of an American company that built a valuable brand as a side effect of delivering a great product, but then at some point started neglecting the product in favor of the brand. They were important once, but now they're just a dry-rotted shell with nothing but a bunny logo some reality TV shows.



We have another thread going on about WordPerfect. They did the same damn thing. WP 5.0 and 5.1 were the gold standard of DOS word processors - on a completely different plane from Word, WordStar, MultiMate, Enable, Wang, et al.. But then they dragged feet on Windows, resting on their laurels. By the time they realised that Windows was here to stay and AmiPro was kicking their ass (and even Word was gradually catching up), they rushed to slap a buggy Windows front-end onto their DOS programme, calling it 5.2 for Windows. The damage was irreversible; their customers were gone. Only law firms continued to buy it and even they soon migrated to Word since that's what their clients used.
 
2011-12-18 10:19:44 PM  
The one SUPPOSED un-airbrushed photo of Lindsay's Playboy shoot..

ll-media.tmz.com

Personally.. I THINK I prefer the airbrushed ones.. ugh.
 
2011-12-18 10:25:25 PM  

howlinmadmurphy: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

That is so crazy... in my youth I found porn in cleared out spots under trees by a creek behind my apartments or in the corn field next door. I thought it was teenagers but now I'm thinking porn fairies do exist...


Porno Claus is real. Every season, he flies in his magical Torino powered by Lowenbrau to deposit copies of "Oui" and "Juggs" at half finished construction sites and forest clearings.
 
2011-12-18 10:49:32 PM  

contrapunctus: howlinmadmurphy: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

That is so crazy... in my youth I found porn in cleared out spots under trees by a creek behind my apartments or in the corn field next door. I thought it was teenagers but now I'm thinking porn fairies do exist...

Porno Claus is real. Every season, he flies in his magical Torino powered by Lowenbrau to deposit copies of "Oui" and "Juggs" at half finished construction sites and forest clearings.



I loved Porno Claus! One time, when i was a kid, he deposited a whole bag of porno in a trash can in the park behind my house. My older brothers brought it home and hid it in my toy box (I was around 6 years old). All I can remember was that I was mad because I couldn't use my toy box. If only I had known what a treasure chest it was. A couple days later, one of my brothers moved the stash and hid it under the carpet in his closet. We found it years later after he went in the army and my parents decided to recarpet the bedrooms.
 
2011-12-18 10:51:46 PM  
Cuz the articles suck
 
2011-12-19 03:29:45 AM  
The internet is 99% porn and people still buy Playboy? If for some bizarre reason I was going to buy a porn mag, I can guarantee it wouldn't have some skank like Lindsay Lohan in it.
 
2011-12-19 03:35:14 AM  

Jizz Master Zero: Thing is, this is the second shoot that Hefner ordered and conceived after the first one turned out terrible. Just how bad was the first one if this was the publishable one?!


They did that because she demanded more than their original offer so they figured they'd make it difficult for her by telling her the first film rolls were exposed to sunlight before developing or something and she had to come back for another shoot.

/still waiting for it, have had a subscription for years
//lookin' at the nudie pics takes about 30 seconds -- girls who completely shave their beavers are stupid -- but the majority of their content is entertaining and informative
///i want a landing strip, goddamnit (at least)
//can't wait to see her on 'Faces of Meth 17' or some such
 
2011-12-19 09:25:21 AM  
remember when they used to have cute barely 18 girls with some amount of natural beauty in there?

www.babble.com
 
2011-12-19 10:00:10 AM  

BHShaman: remember when they used to have cute barely 18 girls with some amount of natural beauty in there?

[www.babble.com image 266x400]


Actually, there are a series of mags that cater exactly to that. I have a few.
 
2011-12-19 10:34:59 AM  
Seems like Fox was wrong:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/showbiz/lohan-playboy-sales/index.html? h pt=hp_t3
 
2011-12-19 12:24:46 PM  

MoronLessOff:
Actually, there are a series of mags that cater exactly to that. I have a few.


Oh, certainly. Just not Playboy (anymore).
 
2011-12-19 12:30:30 PM  

BHShaman: remember when they used to have cute barely 18 girls with some amount of natural beauty in there?

[www.babble.com image 266x400]


Yes. Sadly, they put a stop to it right around the time that skank you posted was born.
 
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