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2011-12-18 09:53:28 AM  

stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.


Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.
 
2011-12-18 09:57:35 AM  
No vag, no redhead, too much photoshop/airbrushing = Fail

Lindsay looks horrible with blonde hair, won't somebody tell her that... tell her to please go back to her natural red hair.

Playboy needs to get rid of all their nude stuff and be the news/editorial rag it so wants to be, and then after that fails, die like every other magazine out there...
 
2011-12-18 10:03:18 AM  

aearra: Faux went out and trolled newstands. Speaks volumes about the "expertise" of faux journalism and its "standards".


You mean by asking a question about which people were curious?
 
2011-12-18 10:05:24 AM  
NO VAGINA = NO SALE

For fark's sake, we've all seen her tits. Who gives a shiat about those any more? This isn't 1950. We wanted something new.

fark Lohan, fark Playboy, and God bless Internet Porn.
 
2011-12-18 10:13:42 AM  

contrapunctus: It was a good run, but Playboy just needs to pack it in already for Christ's sake.

The average kid has probably seen every subgenre of porn before the age of 14 now thanks to the Internet. Nudie pictures are "meh" at best, and embarrassing at worst because everyone has been so thoroughly jaded by the free depravity available.

//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.


Screw that. Me and three of the girls in my neighborhood were fooling around by the age of 12. For the record, we were all the same age.

\1990 -1991 was a great time for me.
 
2011-12-18 10:18:35 AM  
I can't believe anyone is still buying Playboy magazines of any sort, let lone issues which threaten to show you something that will make you lose your lunch.
 
2011-12-18 10:20:46 AM  
art.penny-arcade.com
Yup.

Oh and:
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-18 10:29:25 AM  

duckpoopy: The people who still buy playboy have never heard of lohan. The target audience for this shoot has never heard of marylin monroe, or hugh hefner.


Wrong. Just because you are an uninformed idiot doesnt make everyone that way. The target audience for the spread saw all the pics online for free.
 
2011-12-18 10:30:50 AM  

Balchinian: I can't believe anyone is still buying Playboy magazines of any sort, let lone issues which threaten to show you something that will make you lose your lunch.


I used to until the quality of the writing went to shiat. Nobody is buying it for the pictures anymore. Yeah the broads are good looking but I can get hot skanks for free online.

/misses the decent writing
 
2011-12-18 10:46:23 AM  
She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.
 
2011-12-18 10:48:41 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.


I dunno. I liked the New Yorker shoot a couple years back. Ya know...pre-meth whore look.
 
2011-12-18 10:49:48 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.



She's done it like 3 times already...

/I'm sure she had to suck off ol Hugh to even get this shoot
 
2011-12-18 10:50:54 AM  

Tommy Moo: They got the shoot all wrong. They didn't capture her character. She isn't glamorous. The woman in the photos was completely unrecognizable as Lohan. This could have been hot, but they screwed it up. It should have been taken with low lighting in a seedy motel room, with cigarettes on the carpet and a tipped over wine glass. Think the video for Fiona Apple's Criminal.


There's a problem with this logic: She doesn't think this way. In her mind she's been pumped up to be a superdiva, queen of men's dreams everywhere or something like it. In a way, given her fall, trying to pose as a long-dead legend who was pretty much hounded to death by the paparazzi, makes all the sense in the world.
 
2011-12-18 10:55:53 AM  
cdn.media.abcfamily.com

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm
 
2011-12-18 10:56:27 AM  

MoronLessOff: [cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 390x295]

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm


Amanda told me she wanted to come, too!
 
2011-12-18 10:59:43 AM  
Like that PMOY pointed out, Lindsay was looking flabby. She wasn't worthy of being in Playboy in her current state, period. Forget not showing vag, she showed gut, which was a bigger sin.
 
2011-12-18 11:00:13 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-18 11:13:21 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2011-12-18 11:14:52 AM  
I saw her pics. I couldn't even tell it was her. Too much photoshopping.
 
2011-12-18 11:20:13 AM  
I've said for the last few years that she ain't fit to carry Marilyn's bra. She'll keep continuing not to listen.

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is starting to get more like Robert Redford in comparison. I mean it well.
 
2011-12-18 11:28:49 AM  
Lux Alptraum

Seriously? That's the coolest name I've ever heard. I'm sure it's a pen name though.
 
2011-12-18 11:30:01 AM  

TravisBickle62: I was told there is no fire crotch


There is a fire crotch. OSHA can attest to that.
 
2011-12-18 11:32:08 AM  
Lohan is riding her bank account into the great beyond. Give a junkie effectively unlimited money and watch what happens...

/Scarlett Johansson in Match Point (new window) was much more interesting than Lilo will ever be.
 
2011-12-18 11:33:12 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: She Everyone needs to stop doing all these damn Marilyn Monroe inspired photoshoots.
You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.


Seriously, people. None of you are Marilyn Monroe. I don't have a Marilyn fetish... there are plenty of women I find hotter than her. But those women, and all the others out there, should do their own thing instead of constantly trying to xerox a woman who's been dead 50 years. Sex appeal is personal. Don't try to rub someone else's off on yourself.
 
2011-12-18 11:39:06 AM  
If you would have told me her "photos" were complete CGI, or paintings, I would believe it w/o question. What I think she should have done was a more candid shoot, with a revealing interview. To show us all she's human. And as said upthread, she looked like she was phoning it in. Sweetheart, you can't act like a diva, when you are the butt of all jokes.

Also, everyone saying that Marylin Monroe was some classy dame that the female celebrities today can't hold a candle to, you may want to take off your rose colored glasses. That chick was just as farked up as anyone out there today.
 
2011-12-18 11:40:28 AM  

PizzaJedi81: MoronLessOff: [cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 390x295]

Hi Lindsay.

Hi Rachel!

After this show, wanna go make out?

Sure!

mmmmmmm

Amanda told me she wanted to come, too!


Of course she does. That's all a woman ever really wants, but she has Julianne Moore for that.
 
2011-12-18 11:42:57 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.


I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.
 
2011-12-18 11:48:29 AM  

INeedAName: Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.

I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.


Wow, this is timely:
www.explosm.net

You can also buy a quality lock pic set for 10 bones from a military surplus store.

Also, do you mean Amy Jo Johnson, the pink Power Ranger who was Kimberly from Angel Groves?
 
2011-12-18 11:58:08 AM  
After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.
 
2011-12-18 12:06:20 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


That doesn't mean I'm not going to look at it.
 
2011-12-18 12:06:38 PM  

INeedAName: Summer Glau's Love Slave: stoli n coke: FMLYHM: contrapunctus:
//When I was your age, we had to go rummaging through the woods to find porn.

///I know every male born before 1985 has had that experience.

Dude, that's how I found all my porn. Usually by the creek, or in a field behind some apartments....

Not only that, you had to work the dials on the scrambled porn like you were on sonar on a farking submarine.
Kids today have no idea how industrious you had to be to wank in the early 90s.

Your tales of the olden times amaze and amuse me, oh Revered Elders!

/+1 (for the lulz)
//Born in 93.

I remember waiting for bad fake nudes of Kimberly Jo Johnson to load on my 28k modem.

I learned how to pick my first lock trying to get into my dad's stash in the basement. For your information, take a bobby pin and clean off the plastic chunk at the end. Works pretty well on a cheap imitation Master lock.


Luxury!


I remember having to get up beofre the Sun rose, just so I could fap whilst gazing at Crack of Dawn! And our this was our pr0n...
arthistoryresources.net

No lube either! We made do with a handful of sand, or mud, or tree sap, or a severely crushed up frog.

And we were glad to have that!

You kids today, with you factory made, digital fappage.

/*Sob*
 
2011-12-18 12:06:42 PM  
The next internet billionaire will be someone that comes up with a way to protect image rights, as was previously done with music copy protection. How long until we see iPhoto, where you can buy Lindsay's pictures for 99 cents?
 
2011-12-18 12:25:28 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?
 
2011-12-18 12:32:45 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Lohan is riding her bank account into the great beyond. Give a junkie effectively unlimited money and watch what happens...

/Scarlett Johansson in Match Point (new window) was much more interesting than Lilo will ever be.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-18 12:35:12 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.


Link?
 
2011-12-18 12:39:38 PM  

Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE



This. People have seen the rest multiple times. I think one of the Gawker sites did a retrospective of her previous nude shoots and wardrobe malfunctions - the Playboy shoot was like a PG version of a Tarantino flick.
 
2011-12-18 12:42:42 PM  

croesius: FTA: "Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands"



Why am I not surprised that Fox did a story based on anecdotal evidence?
 
2011-12-18 12:47:13 PM  
Interesting. TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...

Meh...

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-18 12:47:34 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Lsherm: NO VAGINA = NO SALE


This. People have seen the rest multiple times. I think one of the Gawker sites did a retrospective of her previous nude shoots and wardrobe malfunctions - the Playboy shoot was like a PG version of a Tarantino flick.


She was awesome in Machete.
 
2011-12-18 12:48:24 PM  

DrSieb: TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...



Maybe they're using actual statistics instead of some lazy journalist collecting anecdotal evidence while picking up his morning coffee.
 
2011-12-18 12:50:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: DrSieb: TMZ has a report saying the exact opposite - the Lohan edition is FLYING off the shelves...


Maybe they're using actual statistics instead of some lazy journalist collecting anecdotal evidence while picking up his morning coffee.


Why would we want facts to get in the way of sensationalism?
 
2011-12-18 12:52:57 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.

What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?


How did you get pictures from my Christmas party?
 
2011-12-18 12:53:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC there was no frontal right?
And the good have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Poor Lindsey this will push her right over the edge.

\I'll go get the pop-corn


cf1.imgobject.com
RIP Lohan
 
2011-12-18 01:01:54 PM  

Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.



*Raised eyebrow* I guess not.
 
2011-12-18 01:05:16 PM  

Pr1nc3ss: You are no Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay.



Marilyn Monroe:

Some Like It Hot
The Seven Year Itch
How to Marry a Millionaire
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
All About Eve
The Asphalt Jungle
The Misfits


Lohan: Mean Girls and a Herbie movie


Dear Lindsay: You have to be an icon FIRST, then fall from grace. It's not tragic if you're just a child star gone bad -- showbiz is full of those.
 
2011-12-18 01:06:35 PM  
The over done makeup and photoshop is fine when its "random coed from BYU" but with these pictures it was just wrong. I spent the whole time squinting like it was a cousin that lost/gained 100 pounds between christmas parties. She was so unrecognizable I had to question if I actually knew who lindsey lohan was.
 
2011-12-18 01:07:21 PM  
Gobble Gobble!

www.acertaincinema.com
 
2011-12-18 01:09:11 PM  
The photoshoot was so photoshopped that it made the moon landing look real.

/don't punch me Buzz
 
2011-12-18 01:16:13 PM  
1. no pussy.

2. airbrushed and make-up'd away all her freckles and nipples- doesn't even look like her

3. rehash of her marilyn monroe shoot from a few years ago

4. whoever negotiated that million dollar deal for Playboy should have to pay them their money back.
 
2011-12-18 01:23:27 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Barakku: After you've seen Nazi S&M Furry Bestiality Christian Polygamy Orgy porn, softcore Lindsay faring Lohan just isn't going to cut it.

What if it's Lindsay Lohan strapped to a St. Andrews cross, blowing a dog while being jackhammered from behind by a KKK member?


Well, I guess I'd click a link. Still wouldn't buy anything though. There'd have to be some Anime cosplayers and a 2 foot vibrator involved to make it worth paying anything.
 
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