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(Stamford Advocate) Dumbass Coach: "Wait, even after a 15 year old student tells me she's already smoking and drinking I STILL can't send her pictures of my penis? WHO KNEW?"   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line 125
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2011-12-18 12:03:24 AM
Remember, if she smokes, she pokes
 
2011-12-18 12:18:50 AM
Should he not have done that?
 
2011-12-18 12:45:42 AM
Holy crap - I thought subby was exaggerating!
 
2011-12-18 01:05:42 AM
If she was already smoking, he should have slow down and use some lube.
 
2011-12-18 01:08:03 AM
Learn somethin' new every day, eh guy?

Still, as far as excuses for this type of stupid behavior go, that is a pretty damned funny one.
 
2011-12-18 01:09:03 AM
FTA: Police said the girl later told them that she was afraid if she didn't exchange nude photos with Batson, "It would make cheer practice really weird."

Oh honey. It's already weird.
 
2011-12-18 01:10:10 AM
Charged with 'impairing the morals of a minor' I can see - I mean, it's practically religious doctrine, but whatever, the guy's a pervert.

But, charging him with 'risk of injury'??? Just how big is his penis?


/and really, that shouldn't be a crime
//I imagine he'd be popular in jail though....
 
2011-12-18 01:12:40 AM
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/Separated at birth?
 
2011-12-18 01:15:48 AM
girls like older guys, news at 11
 
2011-12-18 01:18:55 AM
She was totally pretending to be 18, regardless of him being in a position to abuse his authority. This is why we shouldn't let kids under 18 smoke, it drives us men crazy.
 
2011-12-18 01:20:11 AM
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The law is unclear. He might get off.

/heh-get off
 
2011-12-18 01:21:13 AM
Is it acceptable if it's weed and I bought her the alcohol?
 
2011-12-18 01:21:14 AM
Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.
 
2011-12-18 01:23:18 AM
Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.

Nope. Not even then. Break-ups happen, and some people LOVE to burn bridges.
 
2011-12-18 01:24:43 AM
Great Janitor: Is it acceptable if it's weed and I bought her the alcohol?

4 out of 5 DAs say no.

/A seat over there, why don't you take one.
 
2011-12-18 01:24:49 AM
Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.
 
2011-12-18 01:28:16 AM
The magical age of 18 makes anyone wise and able to consent, as well as able to fully understand every subject of life, especially sexuality.

This raises a question:
What if a child is born, then you get his/her DNA and create another human being with it, except that this time, you create a biologically 18-year-old (or whatever is legal age to consent) human. Does this mean that because the human created has everything that an 18-year-old body should have, he/she can have sex and accept x-rated pictures from others?
 
2011-12-18 01:29:34 AM
Charged with risk of injury and impairing the morals of a minor.

Anybody else laugh at that?
 
2011-12-18 01:30:43 AM
GreenSun: This raises a question:
What if a child is born, then you get his/her DNA and create another human being with it, except that this time, you create a biologically 18-year-old (or whatever is legal age to consent) human. Does this mean that because the human created has everything that an 18-year-old body should have, he/she can have sex and accept x-rated pictures from others?


Sounds like a Kilgore Trout novel.
 
2011-12-18 01:31:48 AM
Taylor-sama: Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.

This is a true statement. Really boys - difficult as it is to believe. It's just not something we want a picture of.
 
2011-12-18 01:31:55 AM
thenateman: Charged with risk of injury and impairing the morals of a minor.

Anybody else laugh at that?


No, but I laughed at the other one.
 
2011-12-18 01:32:56 AM
quickdraw: Taylor-sama: Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.

This is a true statement. Really boys - difficult as it is to believe. It's just not something we want a picture of.


Oh lost some html there.

FTFM
 
2011-12-18 01:34:57 AM
A heterosexual male cheerleading coach? I call shenanigans.
 
2011-12-18 01:36:13 AM
quickdraw: It's just not something we want a picture of.

Weeeelllllllllllllllll.... that depends on the guy in question. :-)
 
2011-12-18 01:39:00 AM
quickdraw: Taylor-sama: Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.

This is a true statement. Really boys - difficult as it is to believe. It's just not something we want a picture of.


I only send pictures of cock look-alikes. I send pictures of penises that resemble my penis, only larger and prettier.
 
2011-12-18 01:40:07 AM
quickdraw: This is a true statement. Really boys - difficult as it is to believe. It's just not something we want a picture of.

You say that now, but wait until you see the shepherd and his two sheep in the nativity scene carefully constructed on our crotch!
 
2011-12-18 01:40:15 AM
Cheerleading and tumbling practice for a 15 year old at a private gym? That sounds odd to begin with. Don't cheerleaders cheer for a team usually associated with a school? If you just cheer at a private gym in a strip mall, whom are you cheering for?
 
2011-12-18 01:41:40 AM
RivenSilver: girls like older guys, news at 11

Not just girls When I turned 30 some years ago I lost all interest in any guy under the age of 25. But all of the sudden I started getting hit on by teenagers.

/now that I'm almost 40 - it still hasn't abated
//I have no interest in being someone's "daddy"
 
2011-12-18 01:41:45 AM
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/Separated at birth?


Yeah, but I don't think the guy in the article is going to appreciate what's done to his Door #2 in the prison version of Let's Make A Deal.
 
2011-12-18 01:42:35 AM
swingerofbirches: If you just cheer at a private gym in a strip mall, whom are you cheering for?

Footlocker?

"RAH-RAH-RAISE THOSE 4TH QUARTER SALES!"
 
2011-12-18 01:44:20 AM
Why do grown men keep thinking this is a good idea? This isn't even a good idea to do to women you're already sleeping with. Sending a cock just isn't advisable. Now your muscular back & shoulders or ripped chest or you making holiday cookies with sprinkles while Its a Wonderful Life is shown in the background, will probably get you somewhere.
 
2011-12-18 01:44:41 AM
thenateman: quickdraw: Taylor-sama: Digitalstrange: Protip- never send a female a pic of your unit unless she specifically requests it and/or has at least already seen it before in person.

This is a true statement. Really boys - difficult as it is to believe. It's just not something we want a picture of.

I only send pictures of cock look-alikes. I send pictures of penises that resemble my penis, only larger and prettier.


I tried that once. She didn't believe I had a black penis. Whatever.
 
2011-12-18 01:44:54 AM
Thank God I grew up in an age where the only way you could give someone a picture of your junk was to use a Polaroid camera or flash your tatas at the photo booth and hover around the output slot like a vulture so that nobody could see the snaps. Hell, there weren't even Xerox machines around, so it wasn't possible for the recipient to make copies to send to the whole school like you can do in ten seconds with today's technology.
 
2011-12-18 01:45:47 AM
gadian: Why do grown men keep thinking this is a good idea? This isn't even a good idea to do to women you're already sleeping with. Sending a cock just isn't advisable. Now your muscular back & shoulders or ripped chest or you making holiday cookies with sprinkles while Its a Wonderful Life is shown in the background, will probably get you somewhere.

What if I'm using my cock to make cookies with sprinkles while It's a Wonderful Life is playing in the background?
 
2011-12-18 01:46:37 AM
FirstNationalBastard: What if I'm using my cock to make cookies with sprinkles while It's a Wonderful Life is playing in the background?

FINALLY someone in this country learns the meaning of "compromise"
 
2011-12-18 01:47:45 AM
LOOK AT MEEEEEEeee! (new window)
 
2011-12-18 01:52:06 AM
Even though the article didn't mention it, I smell a rat. 1. Little hottie flirts with dude. 2. Dude gets a boner and does something dumb or dumber. 3. Girl Sues. 4. Profit. Who needs college. Kids can be rich before they even leave high school - for getting laid. Bonus.
 
2011-12-18 01:52:42 AM
vudukungfu: LOOK AT MEEEEEEeee! (new window)

She looks 17. And I'm 22.

22/2+7=18

Bah! Whatever.
 
2011-12-18 01:57:47 AM
GreenSun: The magical age of 18 makes anyone wise and able to consent, as well as able to fully understand every subject of life, especially sexuality.

This raises a question:
What if a child is born, then you get his/her DNA and create another human being with it, except that this time, you create a biologically 18-year-old (or whatever is legal age to consent) human. Does this mean that because the human created has everything that an 18-year-old body should have, he/she can have sex and accept x-rated pictures from others?


Now, now, GreenSun - just because you want to legally tap that sweet 15-year-old boy ass doesn't mean you get to start stupid arguments over the legal age of consent.

/But what about 17 years and 364 days?
//363 days?
///362 days?
////SHUT THE F*CK UP you farking infant
 
2011-12-18 01:59:42 AM
www.babble.com
 
2011-12-18 02:01:10 AM
swingerofbirches: Cheerleading and tumbling practice for a 15 year old at a private gym? That sounds odd to begin with. Don't cheerleaders cheer for a team usually associated with a school? If you just cheer at a private gym in a strip mall, whom are you cheering for?

Do we need any further proof that cheerleading never has been and never will be a sport?
 
2011-12-18 02:04:12 AM
>>>Police said Batson persuaded the girl to send him four nude photos of herself in exchange for him sending three nude photos to her. Police said the girl later told them that she was afraid if she didn't exchange nude photos with Batson, "It would make cheer practice really weird."
She sent nude photo's of herself so she could get ahead in life knowing she could either blackmail the guy or have him arrested for looking at them. She'll prevail but hopefully she gets brutally raped and discarded.
 
2011-12-18 02:05:57 AM
FirstNationalBastard: What if I'm using my cock to make cookies with sprinkles while It's a Wonderful Life is playing in the background?

That would be acceptable. Prehensile penises...penii?...dongs are always acceptable.
 
2011-12-18 02:08:22 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: GreenSun: The magical age of 18 makes anyone wise and able to consent, as well as able to fully understand every subject of life, especially sexuality.

This raises a question:
What if a child is born, then you get his/her DNA and create another human being with it, except that this time, you create a biologically 18-year-old (or whatever is legal age to consent) human. Does this mean that because the human created has everything that an 18-year-old body should have, he/she can have sex and accept x-rated pictures from others?

Now, now, GreenSun - just because you want to legally tap that sweet 15-year-old boy ass doesn't mean you get to start stupid arguments over the legal age of consent.

/But what about 17 years and 364 days?
//363 days?
///362 days?
////SHUT THE F*CK UP you farking infant


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What if she's got the BODY of a young girl because she's a vampire, but is actually like hundreds of years old? Would it be ok for some old dude to be with her?
 
2011-12-18 02:31:46 AM
Oznog: What if she's got the BODY of a young girl because she's a vampire, but is actually like hundreds of years old? Would it be ok for some old dude to be with her?

That's exactly what serial killers over the age of consent think. Where were you on the night of question?
 
2011-12-18 02:32:19 AM
GreenSun: The magical age of 18 makes anyone wise and able to consent, as well as able to fully understand every subject of life, especially sexuality.

I don't know how many times you and I have to have this conversation, you're not allowed to fark children. Any arguments toward that cause are not only fruitless (kind of like your desired mates), but needlessly highlight your personality traits that trend toward pedo.

When confused on the issue in the future just remember "do not diddle kids; it's no good diddling kids"

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2011-12-18 02:45:29 AM
GreenSun: The magical age of 18 makes anyone wise and able to consent, as well as able to fully understand every subject of life, especially sexuality.

This raises a question:
What if a child is born, then you get his/her DNA and create another human being with it, except that this time, you create a biologically 18-year-old (or whatever is legal age to consent) human. Does this mean that because the human created has everything that an 18-year-old body should have, he/she can have sex and accept x-rated pictures from others?


I'm going to go with "no." Can a ten-year-old with Progeria enter a strip club? No they cannot, even though their body shows all the physical signs of advanced age. Your hypothetical age-advanced clone would physically appear to be 18, but they would not yet have reached 18 years of age.
 
2011-12-18 02:46:21 AM
My wife, friends, exes, girl friends, etc...all can confirm; that in no uncertain terms, does a woman really want to see a pic of your junk. In fact, most find them quite ugly. Not really the way to impress a broad.
 
2011-12-18 02:50:44 AM
Fade2black: My wife, friends, exes, girl friends, etc...all can confirm; that in no uncertain terms, does a woman really want to see a pic of your junk. In fact, most find them quite ugly. Not really the way to impress a broad.

On the other hand, men find boobs very... remarkable.

/bie?
 
2011-12-18 02:55:20 AM
Fade2black: My wife, friends, exes, girl friends, etc...all can confirm; that in no uncertain terms, does a woman really want to see a pic of your junk. In fact, most find them quite ugly. Not really the way to impress a broad.

Funny, wife wife won't quit bugging me to txt her a pic of it.

/Quit calling it junk. Mine isn't junk, it's friggin AWESOME!
 
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