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(Vancouver Sun) Silly Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa   (vancouversun.com) divider line 22
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Fart_Machine
2011-12-18 12:47:47 AM
www.inpapasbasement.com
 
Nunpoo
2011-12-18 12:48:29 AM
It's a wooden pickle.
 
skinink
2011-12-18 12:51:30 AM
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
 
batcookie [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 12:52:17 AM
First Amish-On-Amish violence, now Santa-On-Santa. It'd be tragic if it weren't kinda funny.
 
carnifex2005
2011-12-18 12:52:38 AM
FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA, FARK ME SANTA...
 
zato_ichi
2011-12-18 12:55:30 AM
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-12-18 12:55:43 AM
You're not gonna shiat right for a week.
 
WeenerGord
2011-12-18 01:09:23 AM
No biscuit.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-18 01:21:01 AM
www.vancouversun.com

Inflatable fapping Santa salutes your shenanigans.
 
UsikFark
2011-12-18 01:32:30 AM
"Patrols for Santa were negative," said RCMP spokesman Cpl. Richard De Jong. "I guess they took off on their sleigh somewhere"

Reminds me of the "Weather report: Santa on the radar" sketch they used to do on the news in my hometown.
 
batcookie [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 01:37:11 AM
LordOfThePings: [www.vancouversun.com image 619x414]

Inflatable fapping Santa salutes your shenanigans.

I should have known I wouldn't be the only person on here to notice that that's what it looks like he's doing.
 
Foreground My Ass
2011-12-18 01:54:42 AM
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NephilimNexus [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 02:07:30 AM
*yawn*

We had no less than six santa brawls in front of our bar tonight.
 
batcookie [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 02:36:49 AM
NephilimNexus: *yawn*

We had no less than six santa brawls in front of our bar tonight.

You should start making it an official seasonal event. Charge admission, maybe even some discrete wagers.... December Santa Brawls could be the biggest thing since jell-o wrestling.
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2011-12-18 02:55:18 AM
Would you like some sandwiches?

/for all his faults Bad Santa may be the single greatest thing that Billy Bob Thornton has ever done.
//greatest Christmas movie OF ALL TIME!
 
Oznog
2011-12-18 03:12:28 AM
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Yuletide blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Yuletide blitz
Yuletide blitz, Yuletide blitz, Yuletide blitz, Yuletide blitz
 
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-18 10:32:42 AM
It's nice to see the Canadian cops still retain a bit of that understated english-type sense of humour...

American cops have had that drilled and beaten out of them.

/why so serious?
//stevie johnson
 
MAYORBOB
2011-12-18 11:24:55 AM
Philadelphia approves of this Santa on Santa violence (new window).
 
MrSid
2011-12-18 12:22:01 PM
It's a Civil War on Christmas!
 
Fano
2011-12-18 01:46:54 PM
The Tick is inconsolable
 
Travis_Bickle
2011-12-18 07:48:47 PM
UsikFark: "Patrols for Santa were negative," said RCMP spokesman Cpl. Richard De Jong. "I guess they took off on their sleigh somewhere"


Have they checked in Ladies Big and Tall?
 
on the road
2011-12-18 09:44:44 PM
LordOfThePings: Inflatable fapping Santa salutes your shenanigans.


ROFL
 
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