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2011-12-17 07:53:57 PM
What are the odds that he was drunk?
 
2011-12-17 07:59:10 PM
Tr0mBoNe: What are the odds that he was drunk?

Fumes.
 
2011-12-17 08:23:20 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
The goggles! They did nothing!
 
2011-12-17 09:11:06 PM
The man, whose name was not available, came home in the afternoon to his Northeast Portland house. He returned from a week-long, out-of-town job working on a crane, according to Paul Corah, spokesman for Portland Fire & Rescue. The man reportedly told his wife he would try to clean grease stains from his coat.

Suicide. Needed to establish accidental death so insurance would pay.
 
2011-12-17 09:17:45 PM
Odd story, but it could be he tried putting himself through the washing machine first, and when that didn't work he bathed himself in solvent.
 
2011-12-17 10:00:19 PM
Chemical burns suck. When I was younger and more mysophobic, I tried on at least two occasions to wash my hands with bleach, which burned quite a bit. Eventually, I wised up and switched to rubbing alcohol instead.
 
2011-12-17 10:11:21 PM
That's just a strange situation. He tried to clean his clothes while he was wearing them? In the bathtub?

Did he spill the stuff on himself or something?

dahmers love zombie: Suicide. Needed to establish accidental death so insurance would pay.

I'm starting to wonder that myself. too strange.
 
2011-12-17 10:12:45 PM
wingedkat: Did he spill the stuff on himself or something?

I'd imagine that he was trying to clean the stains from some clothes when the chemicals splashed onto him and the clothes that he was wearing, so he jumped in the tub and ran water over the burns because of how much the chemicals hurt.
 
2011-12-17 10:14:04 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-17 10:15:26 PM
Wow, that was a pretty poorly written article.
 
2011-12-17 10:17:42 PM
Tr0mBoNe: What are the odds that he was drunk?

Home after a week-long job out of town; odds are quite good, based on personal experience.
 
2011-12-17 10:20:59 PM
RexTalionis: wingedkat: Did he spill the stuff on himself or something?

I'd imagine that he was trying to clean the stains from some clothes when the chemicals splashed onto him and the clothes that he was wearing, so he jumped in the tub and ran water over the burns because of how much the chemicals hurt.


Maybe he didn't open a window and passed out from the fumes while leaning over the tub?
 
2011-12-17 10:27:56 PM
kevinatilusa: RexTalionis: wingedkat: Did he spill the stuff on himself or something?

I'd imagine that he was trying to clean the stains from some clothes when the chemicals splashed onto him and the clothes that he was wearing, so he jumped in the tub and ran water over the burns because of how much the chemicals hurt.

Maybe he didn't open a window and passed out from the fumes while leaning over the tub?


That's what it sounds like to me. They said the bathroom was small and unventilated. I'm guessing he was cleaning the coat in the tub full of chemicals when he passed out and fell in.
 
2011-12-17 10:30:01 PM
Why didn't he take them *off* before cleaning them?

/Not a suicide, a Darwin.
 
2011-12-17 10:32:31 PM
I just want to know what the hell he was using, and then I want to know why he didn't just bust out some mineral spirits. It dissolves paint and grease, but not skin and lungs. It's flammable, but not easy to ignite. It's not the safest thing but I don't know of anyone who ever had a brush with death while using it.
 
2011-12-17 10:38:54 PM
Are dry cleaners that expensive now days? Wow.
 
2011-12-17 10:39:33 PM
images.wikia.com

had to be done
 
2011-12-17 10:42:15 PM
dahmers love zombie: The man, whose name was not available, came home in the afternoon to his Northeast Portland house. He returned from a week-long, out-of-town job working on a crane, according to Paul Corah, spokesman for Portland Fire & Rescue. The man reportedly told his wife he would try to clean grease stains from his coat.

Suicide. Needed to establish accidental death so insurance would pay.


I'm not so sure. One time I tried rendering soap in the kitchen. I accidentally gave myself some kind of poisoning. I didn't even notice until my aunt came in the room and started speaking like we were underwater and I was like "Oh, I'm not sleepy, I'm dying." and opened some windows.

Fumes sneak up on ya.
 
2011-12-17 10:46:58 PM
doglover: I didn't even notice until my aunt came in the room and started speaking like we were underwater and I was like "Oh, I'm not sleepy, I'm dying." and opened some windows.

Fumes sneak up on ya.



That's pretty scary
 
2011-12-17 10:50:16 PM
Poor uncle Jonny - he was all fired up to wear that coat this weekend.
 
2011-12-17 10:54:03 PM
Work has been a bit scarce. He gets a job out of town for a week. Wife is a nag about it because he has to be gone, even though she's been nagging him non-stop about finding more work. He comes home with a coat that's covered in grease. The wife is a colossal nag about it, informs him in no uncertain terms that she's not going to clean his stupid coat, he's not getting any money for a new one, and that she'll be going to her mother's until he gets his mess cleaned up. He's had a beer or two by the time he angrily dumps a load of chemicals into the bathtub to clean the coat. The fumes overcome him and he falls in. Nagging wife returns and calls 911. Man better hope he doesn't recover. If he thought the nagging about the greasy coat was bad . . .
 
2011-12-17 10:56:39 PM
ko_kyi: doglover: I didn't even notice until my aunt came in the room and started speaking like we were underwater and I was like "Oh, I'm not sleepy, I'm dying." and opened some windows.

Fumes sneak up on ya.


That's pretty scary


It is. You can go from chemical smell to dying without noticing.

Luckily, I was away of the danger and had taken some precautions. Just not enough.

It's like those stories you hear of people dying of carbon monoxide. You'd never even know your chimney was backed up. You'd just be. "Hmm. Smells smokey. I'll check in the morning."

I bet that's what happened to this guy. He sprayed the solvent, got "Hmm, I feel tire-" and fell into the chemicals.
 
2011-12-17 11:06:57 PM
The thread in the newspaper article is pretty calm and kind. Obviously no Farkers reading Oregon Live.

Let's all wish him good recovery and minimal damage.

Regardless, my best wishes and good thoughts to this unfortunate man and his family and I hope he makes a speedy recovery.

Read this story to your kids and remind them about chemical safety.


Pussies.
 
2011-12-17 11:11:08 PM
I once scoured a basement floor with bleach, only to learn the hard way.that someone had scoured it previously with ammonia... And it was still there..... At least that's my guess, burned the shiat out of the inside of my nose with the fumes, I couldn't smell.right for months.
 
2011-12-17 11:20:08 PM
Isn't this pretty much The Joker's origin story?
The cops better keep an eye on him.
 
2011-12-17 11:31:42 PM
Holy crap that's so stupid. Really,, douse yourself with thinner in a bathtub to clean you suit? I'm a painter and a guy on the crew forgot to take a thinner soaked rag out of his pants and sat on it for about an hour. He couldn't sit for like a week.
 
2011-12-17 11:33:49 PM
timharrod: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

Welp, this is what I came here hoping to see. Excellent.
 
2011-12-17 11:34:15 PM
earthworm2.0: I once scoured a basement floor with bleach, only to learn the hard way.that someone had scoured it previously with ammonia... And it was still there..... At least that's my guess, burned the shiat out of the inside of my nose with the fumes, I couldn't smell.right for months.

Even without the Ammonia you shoulda wore a respirator.
 
2011-12-17 11:35:59 PM
ಠ_ಠ
 
2011-12-17 11:39:19 PM
Tar was the thing I never suspected. My first day working on a ship, I was assigned to tar the rigging. I went up with a brush and tar-pot, and went to work. Some of it splashed on me (this was cold, not hot tar), and I thought nothing of it, figuring I'd wash it off later. By the time "later" came, it was burning like a mofo and had left blisters up and down my arms.

At a restaurant I worked at, someone tried the "I'll save a step by using bleach and ammonia at the same time" trick, which led to the place being evacuated and hazmat teams called. I got half a whiff of it, and was hacking up mucus for a week.

TFA didn't really make it clear if the guy was wearing the clothes in the tub, which would be stupid as all hell, or if he was overcome by the fumes and passed out into the tub, which would make more sense. I'm trying to figure out why the rescue workers would put him in a hazmat suit, though. I would think that would only concentrate the fumes remaining and keep fresh air out, when you'd probably want the guy exposed to as much air as possible. *shrug*.
 
2011-12-17 11:42:08 PM
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that this guy didn't douse the clothes he was wearing in solvent.

Does the article say he was "wearing" the clothes? It sounds like he was dumping solvent on them or soaking them in the tub when he passed out from the fumes.
 
2011-12-17 11:42:12 PM
timharrod: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

"Did you have that dream with the backwards-talking girl and the flaming card?"

"I'll drive."
 
2011-12-17 11:42:52 PM
He and the clothes were in the tub, but they were not on him necessarily.
 
2011-12-17 11:46:16 PM
Tr0mBoNe: What are the odds that he was drunk?

NE Portland? I'd put my cash on meth or crack.
 
2011-12-18 12:03:36 AM
buckler: Tar was the thing I never suspected. My first day working on a ship, I was assigned to tar the rigging. I went up with a brush and tar-pot, and went to work. Some of it splashed on me (this was cold, not hot tar), and I thought nothing of it, figuring I'd wash it off later. By the time "later" came, it was burning like a mofo and had left blisters up and down my arms.

At a restaurant I worked at, someone tried the "I'll save a step by using bleach and ammonia at the same time" trick, which led to the place being evacuated and hazmat teams called. I got half a whiff of it, and was hacking up mucus for a week.

TFA didn't really make it clear if the guy was wearing the clothes in the tub, which would be stupid as all hell, or if he was overcome by the fumes and passed out into the tub, which would make more sense. I'm trying to figure out why the rescue workers would put him in a hazmat suit, though. I would think that would only concentrate the fumes remaining and keep fresh air out, when you'd probably want the guy exposed to as much air as possible. *shrug*.


With 70% of his skin gone you'd want the minimum amount of foriegn bits hitting his meat. Otherwise you're lookin' at sepsis and death inside a few days.
 
2011-12-18 12:09:29 AM
doglover: With 70% of his skin gone you'd want the minimum amount of foriegn bits hitting his meat. Otherwise you're lookin' at sepsis and death inside a few days.

I must have missed that part. Makes sense in that case. I hope he was still unconscious when they put it on and took it off...that had to hurt like hell.
 
2011-12-18 12:09:36 AM
timharrod:

Came for this.

Leaving happy.
 
2011-12-18 12:23:35 AM
I thought the song was called Northeast Portland 3am (new window) not 6pm.
/got nothing
 
2011-12-18 12:36:55 AM
buckler: doglover: With 70% of his skin gone you'd want the minimum amount of foriegn bits hitting his meat. Otherwise you're lookin' at sepsis and death inside a few days.

I must have missed that part. Makes sense in that case. I hope he was still unconscious when they put it on and took it off...that had to hurt like hell.


I'm also thinking that they would also need to protect the ambulance workers and employees and patients in the ER from the fumes he and his clothes were soaking in, especially since they probably wouldn't remove the clothes before loading him up and defer that task to the burn unit.
 
2011-12-18 12:38:05 AM
coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com

"Who would want to wear an on-fire suit?!"
 
2011-12-18 12:45:24 AM
Confined area with no air circulation, strong solvent fumes? Yeah I can see all sorts of bizarre things going on. Finding him in the tub is the least imaginative


Working with a couple of open buckets of Trichlorethylene while washing a conveyor belt with the stuff, an "associate" and I watched a potentially fatal industrial accident happen in slow motion about 100' away and couldn't react - other than to laugh our asses off.
We'd wash our arms with it to remove adhesives. - every day
It was so bad there, when you were hired the company didn't expect any production from you until you became "acclimated" to being high. Usually 3-4 days.
Oh great - my old age is going to be just fine

So I'm surprised he wasn't more looney
 
2011-12-18 12:52:35 AM
davidphogan: Tr0mBoNe: What are the odds that he was drunk?

NE Portland? I'd put my cash on meth or crack.


yeah! Hoillywood, Rose City, Alameda! All full of crack heads
 
2011-12-18 12:59:00 AM
My high school science teacher used to tell a story about when he worked at a solvent factory. A co-worker brought some home and decided to use it to wash up after working on his car. It dissolved the engine grease- and all the oils in the guy's hands. He lost all the skin up to the middle of his forearm and had to have all but three fingers amputated. Then he got fired for taking home a dangerous chemical.

I always thought it was just a story he told to scare the students into respecting the chemicals. After reading TFA and some of the previous posts, I'm thinking maybe there was a kernel of truth in there.
 
2011-12-18 01:30:15 AM
tillerman35: My high school science teacher used to tell a story about when he worked at a solvent factory. A co-worker brought some home and decided to use it to wash up after working on his car. It dissolved the engine grease- and all the oils in the guy's hands. He lost all the skin up to the middle of his forearm and had to have all but three fingers amputated. Then he got fired for taking home a dangerous chemical.

I always thought it was just a story he told to scare the students into respecting the chemicals. After reading TFA and some of the previous posts, I'm thinking maybe there was a kernel of truth in there.


Science teachers don't need to make shiat up. Enough stuff like this happens that they don't need to.
 
2011-12-18 01:49:57 AM
doglover: dahmers love zombie: The man, whose name was not available, came home in the afternoon to his Northeast Portland house. He returned from a week-long, out-of-town job working on a crane, according to Paul Corah, spokesman for Portland Fire & Rescue. The man reportedly told his wife he would try to clean grease stains from his coat.

Suicide. Needed to establish accidental death so insurance would pay.

I'm not so sure. One time I tried rendering soap in the kitchen. I accidentally gave myself some kind of poisoning. I didn't even notice until my aunt came in the room and started speaking like we were underwater and I was like "Oh, I'm not sleepy, I'm dying." and opened some windows.

Fumes sneak up on ya.


www.hhsdrama.com
 
2011-12-18 02:09:47 AM
stirfrybry: davidphogan: Tr0mBoNe: What are the odds that he was drunk?

NE Portland? I'd put my cash on meth or crack.

yeah! Hoillywood, Rose City, Alameda! All full of crack heads


They don't give an address or even a neighborhood. If it was in Gresham (or these days even Parkrose, where I grew up) I'd be going with meth, too.
 
2011-12-18 02:10:06 AM
geekscape.net
 
2011-12-18 02:14:40 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Watch: Link (unfortunately this doesn't have the Rifftrax commentary...)

/hot
//like gasoline
 
2011-12-18 02:30:43 AM
How to Clean Grease Stains from Your Clothing

Step 1: Remove stained clothing.

I can't decide if this was the stupidest suicide attempt ever, or just plain stupid.
 
HBK
2011-12-18 02:42:54 AM
Fighting The Urge: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 476x355]

Watch: Link (unfortunately this doesn't have the Rifftrax commentary...)

/hot
//like gasoline


Seems like a propaganda hit piece by "Big Dry Cleaning"
 
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