FARK.com: (6824735) If you are a murderer, at least you usually get a cool and scary name, like "Hillside Strangler" or "Night Stalker". And then there is the "Toilet Lid Killer"

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(Some Guy)		If you are a murderer, at least you usually get a cool and scary name, like "Hillside Strangler" or "Night Stalker". And then there is the "Toilet Lid Killer" (calgarysun.com)		42
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42 Comments (+0 »)

Ed Finnerty

2011-12-17 07:15:04 PM

reddfrogg

2011-12-17 08:42:09 PM

Not impressed

Flint Ironstag

2011-12-17 09:28:34 PM

You kill dozens of people and you never get a nickname. But you bite one guy on the ass and suddenly you're The Butt Muncher.

Sweet Chin Music

2011-12-17 10:18:28 PM

I guess Grim Reaper is a kind of killer...

Balchinian

2011-12-17 10:22:20 PM

Sweet Chin Music: [www.halloween-online.com image 240x298]

I guess Grim Reaper is a kind of killer...

Came for pic of Georgia, thx.

/For, to, its all good.

Lux Lambert

2011-12-17 10:24:47 PM

HE GOT A COMMODE LEED!!

al's hat

2011-12-17 10:28:57 PM

It it had said "toilet tank lid killer" I'd have understood immediately and not bothered to read. Attempting to kill someone with a toilet tank lid I can understand. If you just say "toilet lid" I think of the cover over the toilet seat and wonder, "what?".

gregscott

2011-12-17 10:39:26 PM

Crazy Joe Davola

2011-12-17 10:40:13 PM

minitrue noram

2011-12-17 10:43:06 PM

headline would have made an interesting photoshop contest

Digitalstrange

2011-12-17 10:46:21 PM

al's hat: It it had said "toilet tank lid killer" I'd have understood immediately and not bothered to read. Attempting to kill someone with a toilet tank lid I can understand. If you just say "toilet lid" I think of the cover over the toilet seat and wonder, "what?".

Right there with ya. I was thinking those flimsy plastic things wouldnt make a good weapon

MrSid

2011-12-17 10:50:01 PM

Guess it graduated.

bojon

2011-12-17 10:50:27 PM

I first thought it was a case of accidental homicide with a ringer crushing his throat.

PrinceOfPersia

2011-12-17 10:55:18 PM

Unable for comment.

/hot

monty666

2011-12-17 10:58:24 PM

Our house has a wooden toilet seat. I could see doing some damage with that thing.

Can you imagine the murder victim in the afterlife talking to other recently deceased?

"What did you die from?"

Dead guy #1: "Gunshot"

Dead guy #2: "Car accident"

Dead guy #3: "Toilet lid"

Dwight_Yeast

2011-12-17 11:17:01 PM

Sweet Chin Music: [www.halloween-online.com image 240x298]

I guess Grim Reaper is a kind of killer...

Second Dead like Me reference in a thread today.

Bob_Sled

2011-12-17 11:39:54 PM

SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

Tourney3p0

2011-12-17 11:59:20 PM

Someone stole my couch when I was moving into an apartment during college. A couple years later, a girl a few houses down got murdered by a guy wielding her toilet lid. When they were cleaning out her apartment, they put the couch on the curb. There was my couch. biatch.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-18 12:06:25 AM

If you want a cool and scary name you need to be a serial killer, not just kill one person.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-18 12:11:23 AM

Bob_Sled: SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

Jerome (Jerry) Brudos was also known as "The Lust Killer".

the_chief

2011-12-18 12:11:51 AM

Why would anybody want to kill a toilet lid?

Filth Paste

2011-12-18 12:12:41 AM

Bathia_Mapes

If you want a cool and scary name you need to be a serial killer, not just kill one person.

Thanks for the tip, cool and scary person.

KrispyKritter

2011-12-18 12:25:44 AM

no middle name 'Wayne', can't be usa

A stranger in the Alps

2011-12-18 12:29:06 AM

ununcle

2011-12-18 12:53:25 AM

"Slasher Flasher" would sound OK, but who slashes someone right after flashing them. It troughs all the fun of exposing yourself right out the window. I can see why that one never stuck.

ununcle

2011-12-18 12:54:53 AM

ununcle: "Slasher Flasher" would sound OK, but who slashes someone right after flashing them. It troughs all the fun of exposing yourself right out the window. I can see why that one never stuck.

Throws. God damn spell check makes more mistakes then I ever did.

BumpInTheNight

2011-12-18 01:09:32 AM

Ed Finnerty: [img.skitch.com image 500x222]

My day: You made it.

DigitalCoffee

2011-12-18 01:37:45 AM

All the great ones leave their mark.
We're the wet bandits!

video man

2011-12-18 01:40:07 AM

Tourney3p0: Someone stole my couch when I was moving into an apartment during college. A couple years later, a girl a few houses down got murdered by a guy wielding her toilet lid. When they were cleaning out her apartment, they put the couch on the curb. There was my couch. biatch.

That's a 10/10 on the CSB index. Seriously, that was a cool story bro.

starsrift

2011-12-18 02:22:43 AM

Bob_Sled: SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

Goddamn you. Yes, I find true crime interesting, and I have a Wikipedia handy. There goes my farkin day.

avanti

2011-12-18 02:33:20 AM

This is what happens when you restrict gun rights!

//Edmontonian

Wulfhardt

2011-12-18 02:55:53 AM

The Grand Slam
The All the Way Hashbrowns
The Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity
The Shiathouse Strangler
The Big McBreakfast

Seems like a typical lineup.

Snargi

2011-12-18 05:38:20 AM

Bob_Sled: SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

Looking at that list, only four people had the first or middle name of Wayne. A couple other names also appeared four times but the most common name was Richard which shows up six times. So if your name is Richard you are more likely to be a Dick.

Nick Nostril

2011-12-18 07:41:17 AM

As someone who has killed more than his fair share of toilets in his day, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

TheGogmagog

2011-12-18 09:49:29 AM

came for Mr.pink and mystery men. pleasantly rewarded with Dead Like Me.

Lone Stranger

2011-12-18 10:31:51 AM

I've been called " The Toilet Bowl Killer" but I eat a lot of fiber.

offmymeds

2011-12-18 10:35:16 AM

Lone Stranger: I've been called " The Toilet Bowl Killer" but I eat a lot of fiber.

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!??

Kar98

2011-12-18 11:29:21 AM

My favorite kill scene in Manhunt 2:
Link (new window)

queezyweezel

2011-12-18 11:37:56 AM

He was sentenced to life without parole for at least 12 years? Wtf?

SavvyLemur

2011-12-18 12:05:12 PM

Bob_Sled: SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

that's an interesting link..but how the hell is Gary Ridgeway not on there? he killed over 45 people.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-18 02:41:58 PM

SavvyLemur: Bob_Sled: SERIAL KILLER NICKNAMES AND ALIASES Link (new window)

that's an interesting link..but how the hell is Gary Ridgeway not on there? he killed over 45 people.

It says "made with tripod.com" at the top of the page, so it's probably an old list dating back before Ridgeway was arrested & convicted.

jabelar

2011-12-18 08:30:26 PM