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(Huffington Post) Amusing Texas female escort offers "Toys for Tots Special": a chance for male contributors to get more bang for their buck   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 13
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I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-12-17 08:55:52 PM
Wouldn't that be more like a "Toys for Twats" special?
 
Farkengruven
2011-12-17 10:56:25 PM
Done in one.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2011-12-17 11:46:49 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Wouldn't that be more like a "Toys for Twats" special?

"Tits for Tots".
 
HempHead
2011-12-18 01:06:51 AM
The lady in question:
redheadspitfire.escort-site.com
 
mcmnky
2011-12-18 01:17:59 AM
HempHead: The lady in question:
[redheadspitfire.escort-site.com image 200x267]

37-yr old escort? (new window)
 
HempHead
2011-12-18 01:43:35 AM
mcmnky: HempHead: The lady in question:
[redheadspitfire.escort-site.com image 200x267]

37-yr old escort? (new window)

I understand from Charlie Sheen, you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to go away.
 
mcmnky
2011-12-18 01:55:40 AM
HempHead: mcmnky: HempHead: The lady in question:
[redheadspitfire.escort-site.com image 200x267]

37-yr old escort? (new window)

I understand from Charlie Sheen, you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to go away.

If I pay extra, will she go away before the sex?

the-frat-pack.com
 
threadjackistan
2011-12-18 03:17:02 AM
Frankly, I don't see very much immorality behind prostitution. If she was, in fact, giving the toys to the charity in question; I say give it a miss.

If she was just using it to drum up business: by all means, arrest her for fraud or false advertising.
 
Crude
2011-12-18 03:47:42 AM
Toys for Twats? Or is that a different thing altogether?
 
Close2TheEdge [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 09:29:57 AM
Thank goodness that we have a local TV news station to expose this terrible crime in our midst! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
 
jjorsett
2011-12-18 10:55:11 AM
This might just take hold. Crappy Mexican restaurants can offer a "Toys for Trots" special.
 
Assimilate This
2011-12-18 01:43:34 PM
mcmnky: HempHead: The lady in question:
[redheadspitfire.escort-site.com image 200x267]

37-yr old escort? (new window)

Here's another 37 year old Escort. Also do not want. (new window)
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2011-12-18 10:57:51 PM
Now you can give to charity while giving it to Charity.
 
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