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2011-12-17 06:48:33 PM
littering and...littering and...
 
2011-12-17 07:20:55 PM
What a waste. Farking pigs.
 
2011-12-17 07:26:11 PM
BurnShrike: What a waste. Farking pigs.

The stupid thing here is that an unprocessed plant is illegal.
 
2011-12-17 07:28:10 PM
FTFA: After police pulled the vehicle over, the driver, 33 year-old Joshua Edward Lutz, got back in the car and sped off.

I read that as "Lulz" and, for a moment, everything made sense.
 
2011-12-17 07:37:52 PM
Hey kids:
When you're carting around 5 pounds of weed, make sure your taillights work and don't make any moving violations.

Sincerely,
People Who Got Away With It
 
2011-12-17 07:48:09 PM
Sleeping Monkey: The stupid thing here is that an unprocessed plant is illegal.

"It wasn't hostility to the drug, it was hostility to the newly arrived Mexican community that used it."

/not 'stupid' at all
//replaced outlawed slave labor with prison labor
///when you're in jail you're not having babbys to contribute to the global population problem
//uncle sam is very, very racist
/and controls all the safe drugs
 
2011-12-17 08:07:33 PM
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: After police pulled the vehicle over, the driver, 33 year-old Joshua Edward Lutz, got back in the car and sped off.

I read that as "Lulz" and, for a moment, everything made sense.


Putz, more like
 
2011-12-17 09:56:51 PM
Damn that's a lot of pot for your stupid ass to be carrying around in the car while doing some stupid-ass thing that gets you pulled over.
 
2011-12-17 10:07:17 PM
Car full of weed and the police are chasing you? This is how you get rid of it:


i1222.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-17 10:09:15 PM
CitizenTed: Hey kids:
When you're carting around 5 pounds of weed, make sure your taillights work and don't make any moving violations.

Sincerely,
People Who Got Away With It


Yeah, there is actually a good reason that there are 2 million+ people in jail.


If you're really this dumb prison is as good a place as any for you.
 
2011-12-17 10:12:30 PM
Better to just eat it:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-17 10:17:41 PM
CitizenTed: Hey kids:
When you're carting around 5 pounds of weed, make sure your taillights work and don't make any moving violations.

Sincerely,
People Who Got Away With It


THIS!!! Why do people test their luck like this?!?! Risk management fools!!!
 
2011-12-17 10:19:30 PM
Defenestration of drugs is despicable. Dumb dopers doubted draconian drug directives, now they'll do double detention in a dreary dungeon. I have nothing but derision for them, and other words that begin with "D".
 
2011-12-17 10:31:10 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: littering and...littering and...

Done in one
 
2011-12-17 10:40:39 PM
The snozberries taste like snozberry!!

/ Came in here to do the "littering and..." quote.
// beaten to it.
/// I got nothing.
 
2011-12-17 10:45:47 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: littering and...littering and...

I came to post this and it is the first. farking. post.

/I am not a unique snowflake
 
2011-12-17 10:49:21 PM
BigLuca: Dead for Tax Reasons: littering and...littering and...

I came to post this and it is the first. farking. post.

/I am not a unique snowflake


Johnny Chimpo strikes again.
 
2011-12-17 10:51:39 PM
This is why I always pay close attention to roadside litter when I'm on foot. Sometimes I even Help Keep America myself Beautiful stoned .
 
2011-12-17 10:51:49 PM
Five pounds, what a waste. That my friends, is drug abuse.
 
2011-12-17 10:59:27 PM
I'll buy that car as is right now!

www.beatcalls.com
 
2011-12-17 11:05:09 PM
Can you just imagine the looks on the guy's faces when they threw all that stuff, and it came back all over them? There's not enough pot in the world to make that feeling go away......
 
2011-12-17 11:06:45 PM
OREGON - Police arrested two Washington men Monday night after they allegedly threw bags of marijuana at a patrol car during a chase.
The incident happened around 9:01 p.m. on northbound Interstate 5 when a trooper pulled over a vehicle for speeding.
After police pulled the vehicle over, the driver, 33 year-old Joshua Edward Lutz, got back in the car and sped off.
While attempting to elude the trooper at speeds up to 110 mph, the two occupants tossed small bags of marijuana out the window toward the patrol car.
The vehicle exited the freeway and the driver fled on foot.
The trooper caught up to the driver about 150 yards from the car and took him into custody.
The passenger, identified as 32 year-old Nathan Garza, was also taken into custody.
Troopers and Lane County deputies retrieved marijuana from along the freeway and in the car.
Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000.
Both Lutz and Garza face charges including Possession and Delivery of a Controlled Substance.


Speeding, eluding, and fleeing the scene were dropped?
 
2011-12-17 11:10:13 PM
Avery614: Five pounds, what a waste. That my friends, is drug abuse.

Keeping that stuff safely in custody until the trial will be a challenge. I wonder, does the evidence room have a special high-security area to keep four pounds of pot?
 
2011-12-17 11:18:13 PM
Manfred J. Hattan: Avery614: Five pounds, what a waste. That my friends, is drug abuse.

Keeping that stuff safely in custody until the trial will be a challenge. I wonder, does the evidence room have a special high-security area to keep four pounds of pot?


The officer of the watch would be happy to admit the three pounds of pot.
 
2011-12-17 11:19:33 PM
Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.
 
2011-12-17 11:21:06 PM
ChewbaccaJones: BigLuca: Dead for Tax Reasons: littering and...littering and...

I came to post this and it is the first. farking. post.

/I am not a unique snowflake

Johnny Chimpo strikes again.


Who wants a mustache ride?
 
2011-12-17 11:21:48 PM
I was looking at that thinking, "Wow, so much weed, I can smell it." Then I realized it's Saturday night and I opened the door to my balcony a few minutes ago, so of course I'm starting to smell weed.

/apartment dweller
 
2011-12-17 11:39:30 PM
Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.



Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.
 
2011-12-17 11:42:03 PM
Pictures like that just make me cry. When you think about all the underprivileged kids with no weed at all, and the blatant waste...
 
2011-12-18 12:13:27 AM
I cant believe you are all whining about the wasted weed and getting pissed at the police. Its a dangerous, illegal drug that only a moron would use. The officers did the right thing. Hopefully the douchbags who were carrying it will get 10 years each in a federal pound me in the ass prison. These are the type of scumbag losers that are running around selling this garbage and poisoning our kids.
 
2011-12-18 12:22:58 AM
Ima4nic8or: I cant believe you are all whining about the wasted weed and getting pissed at the police. Its a dangerous, illegal drug that only a moron would use. The officers did the right thing. Hopefully the douchbags who were carrying it will get 10 years each in a federal pound me in the ass prison. These are the type of scumbag losers that are running around selling this garbage and poisoning our kids.

More like a jackoff,I'm thinking.
 
2011-12-18 12:30:26 AM
Ima4nic8or: I cant believe you are all whining about the wasted weed and getting pissed at the police. Its a dangerous, illegal drug that only a moron would use. The officers did the right thing. Hopefully the douchbags who were carrying it will get 10 years each in a federal pound me in the ass prison. These are the type of scumbag losers that are running around selling this garbage and poisoning our kids.



As opposed to the movers and shakers on Wall St. who've raped our economy and forced people from their jobs and families from their homes?



/not a OWS supporter
//just a elitist hater
 
2011-12-18 12:37:20 AM
This reminds me of an episode of COPS where a guy got pulled over for expired registration. He had a warrant so the cops had to arrest him. He then told the cops that he was on his way back from the grocery store and asked the cops to deliver the groceries to his home where his wife was so they wouldn't spoil. The cops obliged, but when they knocked on the door, nobody answered. So, they peeked in the kitchen window only to see a meth lab in plain sight.

Moral of the story; if you are making meth, use some of the profits to keep your car legal. And don't send the cops to your house if you have a meth lab in it.
 
2011-12-18 01:01:41 AM
Ima4nic8or: I cant believe you are all whining about the wasted weed and getting pissed at the police. Its a dangerous, illegal drug that only a moron would use. The officers did the right thing. Hopefully the douchbags who were carrying it will get 10 years each in a federal pound me in the ass prison. These are the type of scumbag losers that are running around selling this garbage and poisoning our kids.

Where is that "can't tell if serious pic"?

/ 1 out of 10 troll-stars for misspelling douche
 
2011-12-18 01:05:23 AM
The photo in the article really got me laughing. I can just imagine all that shiat flying in their faces and them freaking out about it. I imagined them as Cheech and Chong, all stoned, batting at the pot flying in the window.
 
2011-12-18 01:09:18 AM
adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.


Actually, I just bought an O of nice weed for $150 today. But, that's 'straight from the grow-op with the friend's price' price. A pound is $700, but a farking pound of weed is a felony territory, and is a couple year's worth of weed. Weed goes WAY down in price as you buy bulk. Especially after the 1 oz. point. 'Risk/reward' and all that.
 
2011-12-18 01:13:03 AM
Ima4nic8or: I cant believe you are all whining about the wasted weed and getting pissed at the police. Its a dangerous, illegal drug that only a moron would use. The officers did the right thing. Hopefully the douchbags who were carrying it will get 10 years each in a federal pound me in the ass prison. These are the type of scumbag losers that are running around selling this garbage and poisoning our kids.

I'm baked right now, and I want to tell you this:

img338.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-18 01:22:32 AM
PacManDreaming: Car full of weed and the police are chasing you? This is how you get rid of it:


[i1222.photobucket.com image 640x444]


I'm surprised no one's put a thermite charge over their stash to annihilate the evidence at the push of a button. It'll constitute a total loss of vehicle, but that'll be confiscated anyways. Even losing the vehicle when you don't have to is far cheaper than the charges.

It IS possible to do, with essentially total obliteration, if this was something less than a sq ft. Those trucks packs with 500 lbs, maybe not so much. Just gasoline has a big risk of being put out if a fire truck gets there fast enough. Thermite and some other chemicals could never be extinguished this way, and are far too quick.

I wonder about how that would play out, legally. It's generally impractical to pursue charges without physical evidence, if the occupant(s) were to fully exercise their right to remain silent. But, they might get charges of "manufacture and transport of a destructive device".
 
2011-12-18 01:44:55 AM
img88.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-18 01:54:23 AM
Xenomech: [img88.imageshack.us image 400x299]

Wow... Christina Hendricks?? This does indeed blow my mind.... my mind is blown.
I'm... WTF?? It's the... speechless... thing... of...
 
2011-12-18 02:09:08 AM
adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.


The $150 an oz could very well be accurate. That's about the going rate for good stuff around here. And it's hard to tell for sure from that photo, it does appear to be at least decent quality. It's certainly not mexican brick-weed.

Of course, I wouldn't know that from personal experience or anything.

/ read about it in People
 
2011-12-18 02:44:22 AM
adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.

Actually, I just bought an O of nice weed for $150 today. But, that's 'straight from the grow-op with the friend's price' price. A pound is $700, but a farking pound of weed is a felony territory, and is a couple year's worth of weed. Weed goes WAY down in price as you buy bulk. Especially after the 1 oz. point. 'Risk/reward' and all that.


Check your math also. Quarter pounds go for $700, not pounds.
 
2011-12-18 02:56:36 AM
base935: adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.

Actually, I just bought an O of nice weed for $150 today. But, that's 'straight from the grow-op with the friend's price' price. A pound is $700, but a farking pound of weed is a felony territory, and is a couple year's worth of weed. Weed goes WAY down in price as you buy bulk. Especially after the 1 oz. point. 'Risk/reward' and all that.

Check your math also. Quarter pounds go for $700, not pounds.


Nope. I checked the IRC log, $750 a pound. My bad.
 
2011-12-18 03:35:32 AM
base935: adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.

Actually, I just bought an O of nice weed for $150 today. But, that's 'straight from the grow-op with the friend's price' price. A pound is $700, but a farking pound of weed is a felony territory, and is a couple year's worth of weed. Weed goes WAY down in price as you buy bulk. Especially after the 1 oz. point. 'Risk/reward' and all that.

Check your math also. Quarter pounds go for $700, not pounds.


For once the cop math is low. That looks like some good chronic, probably $400 or so per oz in Dallas. Five pounds would be worth much more than 12 grand.
 
2011-12-18 03:41:34 AM
MrFi5ter: base935: adeist69: Gramma: Let's see...5 pounds ..16 ounces to a pound, $32000 ..
That is $400 an ounce.

I know what I'm planting in the garden this spring, and it ain't tomatoes.


Put the bong down, and check your math again:

"Approximately 5 pounds was seized with an estimated value of $12,000."


Even then, they're figuring the price per oz at $150 which sounds about right for cop math.

Actually, I just bought an O of nice weed for $150 today. But, that's 'straight from the grow-op with the friend's price' price. A pound is $700, but a farking pound of weed is a felony territory, and is a couple year's worth of weed. Weed goes WAY down in price as you buy bulk. Especially after the 1 oz. point. 'Risk/reward' and all that.

Check your math also. Quarter pounds go for $700, not pounds.

For once the cop math is low. That looks like some good chronic, probably $400 or so per oz in Dallas. Five pounds would be worth much more than 12 grand.


I don't care if it's "Alaskan Thunderfark", that's gouge territory for an ounce.
 
2011-12-18 03:50:41 AM
Former co-worker of mine was a radio traffic reporter. In one of his first gigs flying, he became very air-sick. The only thing he had to throw up into was a solo cup.. And for some reason, he thought it would be a good idea to open the window of a Cessna & "dump" it out the window.

Two words: Vomit tornado. Inside the cabin of a small, small plane.

heh.
 
2011-12-18 04:24:21 AM
isn't this a case of the cop calling the petal back?
 
2011-12-18 10:23:32 AM
stupid criminals!

It's not flinger hash, it's...

/nevermind
 
2011-12-18 12:58:39 PM
I get $10 per gram minimum (legal michigan medical operation, connoisseur quality). About $4500 a pound. That must have been really shiatty weed to defeat cop math so badly.
 
2011-12-18 01:26:40 PM
Look what God did to us, maaaaaan.
 
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