FARK.com: (6824113) Should I have submitted this with a Futurama reference in the headline? Now I'll never know. And it will haunt me for the rest of my life. MY MANWICH

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Meatzilla

2011-12-17 02:09:50 PM

nekom

2011-12-17 02:12:30 PM

I never second guess myself. It my decision turned out to be wrong, I don't back out, I double down. It's worked surprisingly well so far.

EvilEgg

2011-12-17 02:21:01 PM

nekom: I never second guess myself. It my decision turned out to be wrong, I don't back out, I double down. It's worked surprisingly well so far.

Are you one of the Republican candidates?

Ghastly

2011-12-17 02:29:18 PM

I tend to suffer long and hard before making a large purchase worried im going to buy the wrong product. Then when I buy it it all comes down to how happy i am with it. If I'm happy with the performance of the product then I go about life happy. If I'm unhappy with the performance then I blame myself for buying a piece of shiat instead of blaming the manufacturer for making a piece of shiat.

PainInTheASP

2011-12-17 02:43:01 PM

The conservative sandwich-heavy headline always pays off for the hungry submitter.

nekom

2011-12-17 03:22:38 PM

EvilEgg: Are you one of the Republican candidates?

If only I were racist and rich, I think I could compete. But alas.

way south

2011-12-17 05:31:19 PM

Ooh joy, another psychological problem to self diagnose.
There are so many now that I can't make up my mind.

Biiirdmaaan!

2011-12-17 05:35:59 PM

way south: Ooh joy, another psychological problem to self diagnose.
There are so many now that I can't make up my mind.

And then you'll just keep second-guessing your self-diagnosis.

way south

2011-12-17 05:38:51 PM

Biiirdmaaan!: way south: Ooh joy, another psychological problem to self diagnose.
There are so many now that I can't make up my mind.

And then you'll just keep second-guessing your self-diagnosis.

It's almost diabolical how that works out.

TheManofPA

2011-12-17 05:39:31 PM

PainInTheASP: The conservative sandwich-heavy headline always pays off for the hungry submitter.

Your post is only worth 3 cajiggers

noit

2011-12-17 05:40:29 PM

HA hA HA HA AHahaHA AhAHHA AA HAHAh ! BURN ALL DAY. I don;t know why I wrote this and I don;t care SENDSENDSENDSEDN SEND!

Arkanaut

2011-12-17 06:02:30 PM

Just do what I do - not give a shiat.

RedPhoenix122

2011-12-17 06:10:40 PM

Need a Futurama Headline? Why not Zoidberg?

crotchgrabber

2011-12-17 06:13:01 PM

RedPhoenix122: Need a Futurama Headline? Why not Zoidberg?

seconded.

soporific

2011-12-17 06:22:33 PM

This is why, instead of worrying about headlines, I turn off the television, sit down with my kids, and hit them.

rocky_howard

2011-12-17 06:28:45 PM

I'm a maximizer and I'm getting a kick out of this article :(

Taking a decision is incredibly hard for me. That's why I tend to plan ahead in the short term: Okay, i'm going out to THIS place and eat THIS from the menu, then I'll go to THIS bar afterwards. If I go without knowing or if one of my pre-made choices changes, I get stuck in a recursive loop. That leads to me making a bad decision due to anxiety or just going home and feel sorry for myself.

Endrick

2011-12-17 06:39:30 PM

Second guessing your purchases is really second guessing your research. That's why I never purchase anything over $15 without good research.

doglover

2011-12-17 07:36:08 PM

rocky_howard: I'm a maximizer and I'm getting a kick out of this article :(

Taking a decision is incredibly hard for me. That's why I tend to plan ahead in the short term: Okay, i'm going out to THIS place and eat THIS from the menu, then I'll go to THIS bar afterwards. If I go without knowing or if one of my pre-made choices changes, I get stuck in a recursive loop. That leads to me making a bad decision due to anxiety or just going home and feel sorry for myself.

That must suck. You should learn to take a deep breath and practice making spur of the moment choices with a do and be damned kind of attitude.

somemoron

2011-12-17 07:50:26 PM

PainInTheASP: The conservative sandwich-heavy headline always pays off for the hungry submitter.

OH NO! I'M RUINED! *sobs uncontrollably*

no icon tact

2011-12-17 09:15:28 PM

I know the local bars that have microbrew draught specials for each day of the week. THAT is my definition of maximizer.

/do grind my teeth of over big purchases
//dad used to do the same thing, I remember he seemed to return stuff more than keep

Party Like It's 1975

2011-12-17 11:21:34 PM

Mañana does not mean I will make a decision tomorrow. It means I won't make a decision today.

Apologies to P.J. O'Rourke

Strolpol

2011-12-18 12:35:47 AM

This is absolutely something true about me.

I blame years of making Magic: The Gathering decks and tweaking them all endlessly...and it doesn't help that my mom spent a huge amount of her time dragging me to garage sales.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2011-12-18 03:09:26 AM

PainInTheASP: The conservative sandwich-heavy headline always pays off for the hungry submitter.

You sound like you enjoy women's basketball. They no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

rocky_howard

2011-12-18 03:43:59 AM

doglover:
That must suck. You should learn to take a deep breath and practice making spur of the moment choices with a do and be damned kind of attitude.

Yeah, it does suck. Especially when I try to go out with a lady :(

I overthink everything and end up sucking bad.

yelmrog

2011-12-18 04:07:19 AM

So introspective people are unhappy and impulsive people are not?

Ye gods.

ArcadianRefugee

2011-12-18 04:09:58 AM

Meatzilla: [i157.photobucket.com image 600x750]

Photoshopped shorts FTW!

LoneWolf343

2011-12-18 05:16:00 AM

Self-realization of one's fallibility leads to low self-esteem? Way to earn that doctorate, champ.

LoneWolf343

2011-12-18 05:25:05 AM

And, in keeping with the spirit of the thread, I imagine the report began with the words "Good news, everyone..."

Gilliam317

2011-12-18 05:30:23 AM

My only regret is that I have...Boneitis!

Primus

2011-12-18 10:20:29 AM

I don't have to worry about anything anymore, I've won the Spanish National Lottery! BRB, gotta get the door!

Hot Rod Zoidberg

2011-12-18 01:43:17 PM

Which is the one people like to hug?

/shark

Meatzilla

2011-12-18 02:40:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Meatzilla: [i157.photobucket.com image 600x750]

Photoshopped shorts FTW!

Yeah. I got a 'no Comment Post - no Submit A Link for 48 hours' Fark pee-pee slap once for posting that pic in its original form- "deleted: Nudity, partial nudity, adult content - NSFW". Then, two days later after Fark discipline was over, I posted it again in the same thread but with the lil shorts added. I guess side view of a female buttock, hip, and leg is verboten on Fark for some people even though I've seen it posted its original form several times before and since. Many times in fact. It was obligatory at one time. There's tons of the original posted in many threads, but alas, I got the lil biatch modmin that day.

Maybe that Fark modmin on that day was a bit too prudish ... or just doesn't like girls. I'm guessing it was the 'or'.

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