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(The Sun) Silly Nursery school bans children from making "diamond in the sky" sign while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because vagina   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 118
More: Silly, toddlers, North Yorks, Campaign Against Political Correctness, York, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, sign languages  
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2011-12-17 09:01:45 AM
So, on the off chance that less than 1% may be offended, all the children are denied a fun and harmless activity?
What bullsh*t!

*wonders about Itsy bitsy spider
 
2011-12-17 09:14:27 AM
AbbeySomeone: So, on the off chance that less than 1% may be offended, all the children are denied a fun and harmless activity?
What bullsh*t!

*wonders about Itsy bitsy spider


Climbing vagina.

/Curiously, not a good band name.
 
2011-12-17 09:30:15 AM
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CLIMBING VAGINA!! GET IN THE CAR!!!
 
2011-12-17 09:37:08 AM
Next of course will be amputating their fingers because they represent penises
 
2011-12-17 10:00:26 AM
Lucy in the sky with vaginas?
 
2011-12-17 10:08:08 AM
gopher321: Next of course will be amputating their fingers because they represent penises

Dick, rod or johnson.
 
2011-12-17 11:19:57 AM
I have just learned a very useful word in sign language.
 
2011-12-17 11:20:00 AM
Why are all these fans shouting vagina?

larrybrownsports.com
 
2011-12-17 11:21:22 AM
Those sick little bastards have 4 obvious phalli protruding from their torsi.
 
2011-12-17 11:23:43 AM
FTA: Campaign Against Political Correctness said: "This is ridiculous. Perhaps it is time for the adults to grow up."

Where can I send my check to this Campaign?
 
2011-12-17 11:25:14 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Lucy in the sky with vaginas?

A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?
 
2011-12-17 11:26:38 AM
i60.photobucket.com

Stone Cold singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".
 
2011-12-17 11:27:14 AM
He went to Jared's?
 
2011-12-17 11:27:15 AM
That would be like banning the word cock. It means different things. It depends on how you use it.
 
2011-12-17 11:27:29 AM
Can't imagine how to describe a vagina in the rough.
 
2011-12-17 11:28:23 AM
Counter_Intelligent: Can't imagine how to describe a vagina in the rough.

Snooki.
 
2011-12-17 11:28:38 AM
lennavan: Why are all these fans shouting vagina?

[larrybrownsports.com image 530x298]


No wonder Diamond Dallas Page had such a huge deaf fanbase... he was always talking about pussy!

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2011-12-17 11:28:48 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-12-17 11:31:27 AM
If I might suggest an alternative for the kids...

shockerbook.com
 
2011-12-17 11:31:53 AM
I like how there's a big picture of the gesture at the top if the article. They're worried about offending deaf people, and their article has the word "VAGINA" plastered at the top.
 
2011-12-17 11:32:59 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Discount double check vagina
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-17 11:33:56 AM
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How you spread your legs so far.
Gaping up there in the sky,
Now I want to eat muff pie.
 
2011-12-17 11:34:08 AM
i like vaginas
 
2011-12-17 11:34:25 AM
Twinkle Twinkle Little Fink
Let Me Put One In Your Stink
Your Pussys Wet
You Won't Regret
Your "O" Needs Will All Be Met
 
2011-12-17 11:35:14 AM
As someone who has worked extensively in American Sign Language studies... Deaf people will NOT give a crap! They'd probably find it enjoyable/amusing to see that hearing people are using signs in some way.
 
2011-12-17 11:35:16 AM
offmymeds: Dead for Tax Reasons: Lucy in the sky with vaginas?

A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?


Vaginas are a girls best friend.

/This just got sexy.
 
2011-12-17 11:36:52 AM
Looks like they're a bunch of pussies.
 
2011-12-17 11:37:14 AM
offmymeds 2011-12-17 11:25:14 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Lucy in the sky with vaginas?

A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?




Industrial vagina?
De Beers open pit vagina mining?
 
2011-12-17 11:39:01 AM
vajazzle (NSFW new window)
 
2011-12-17 11:39:59 AM
Shine on you crazy vagina.
 
2011-12-17 11:41:51 AM
upright_apes_r_us: offmymeds 2011-12-17 11:25:14 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Lucy in the sky with vaginas?

A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?



Industrial vagina?
De Beers open pit vagina mining?


De Beers states that 100% of the vaginas it now sells are conflict-free.
 
2011-12-17 11:42:02 AM
AbbeySomeone: So, on the off chance that less than 1% may be offended, all the children are denied a fun and harmless activity?
What bullsh*t!


Those filthy one percenters!
 
2011-12-17 11:43:43 AM
That's about right.
 
2011-12-17 11:44:16 AM
No wonder I could never find it, It was in the sky!
 
2011-12-17 11:44:54 AM
offmymeds: upright_apes_r_us: offmymeds 2011-12-17 11:25:14 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Lucy in the sky with vaginas?

A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?



Industrial vagina?
De Beers open pit vagina mining?

De Beers states that 100% of the vaginas it now sells are conflict-free.


They're just jumping on the no-blood vagina bandwagon.
 
2011-12-17 11:45:01 AM
upright_apes_r_us: De Beers open pit vagina mining?

That's the goal of every frat boy on a Saturday night.
 
2011-12-17 11:45:50 AM
suburbanguy: I like how there's a big picture of the gesture at the top if the article. They're worried about offending deaf people, and their article has the word "VAGINA" plastered at the top.

I don't think the newspaper is worried about offending deaf people. It's the brain-dead school administrators alone who have a problem.
 
2011-12-17 11:46:32 AM
upright_apes_r_us: De Beers open pit vagina mining?

Conflict-free?
 
2011-12-17 11:47:32 AM
The sun has truly set on the once great British Empire.
 
2011-12-17 11:47:39 AM
treesloth: upright_apes_r_us: De Beers open pit vagina mining?

Conflict-free?


Uggh... should have refreshed sooner, perhaps with Summer's Eve.
 
2011-12-17 11:48:47 AM
MoronLessOff: A vagina is forever?
Give the gift of vaginas?

Vaginas are a girls best friend.


Vagina. He'll pretty much have to.
 
2011-12-17 11:50:45 AM
Thank you school staff from saving these children from being exposed to a vagina! Ummm....again.

That was a close one. Now, how to outlaw all references to breasts...
 
2011-12-17 11:56:42 AM
"Campaign Against Political Correctness"

I will have to look into this group. Once the baby boomers FINALLY die off or at least go bed ridden so they can't vote for half wits and scum bags any more, I worry about the return of the politically correct police telling us how evil working class white men are and how crack addicts with aids are heroes.

The pendulum of stupidity swings on from right to left.
 
2011-12-17 11:58:22 AM
treesloth: upright_apes_r_us: De Beers open pit vagina mining?

Conflict-free?


No one wants the bloody vaginas.
 
2011-12-17 11:59:07 AM
lennavan: Why are all these fans shouting vagina?

[larrybrownsports.com image 530x298]


They're actually shouting "bajina". You have go take regional dialect into account.
 
2011-12-17 11:59:54 AM
A female friend called me a pussy with a one-handed, two finger gesture for which GIS shows zero results.

Grab the top of the first finger with the middle finger and pull down slightly, which makes a pretty good resemblance. Changes my life
 
2011-12-17 12:01:51 PM
I bet these kids will never get to sing "Tit Willow" either, and it was good enough for the Muppets (new window)
 
2011-12-17 12:06:50 PM
noit: That would be like banning the word cock. It means different things. It depends on how you use it.

HaywoodJablonski: A female friend called me a pussy with a one-handed, two finger gesture for which GIS shows zero results.

Grab the top of the first finger with the middle finger and pull down slightly, which makes a pretty good resemblance. Changes my life


In my badminton class in college the instructor insisted we call the birdie a shuttle cock. This was a very pivotal moment in my life where I learned that college guys are just as immature as high school guys the moment the word cock gets uttered in public.
 
2011-12-17 12:09:38 PM
It could always be worse... they could get stuck having to stare at a lightning-bolt-farting "Goat See" all day long in class:

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Yes, this is an actual image from a GRADE SCHOOL. But before you rush to say "she's ripping off her civvies to show that she's really a superhero!" please be advised that the thumbs are pointing the wrong way for that, but the right way for... you know.
 
2011-12-17 12:12:10 PM
newfags can't vigina

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