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(TMZ)   Journey's Neal Schon demands that a pic of him Lovin', Touchin', and Squeezin' himself be removed from the internet   (tmz.com) divider line 42
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2011-12-17 06:26:56 AM  
The question here is why is Niel Schlong humiliated by his own penis?
 
2011-12-17 08:32:30 AM  
Came here for a Neal Schlong reference. Going back to bed.
 
2011-12-17 08:32:48 AM  
Pretentious farkers using 3 names.

www.math.buffalo.edu
 
2011-12-17 08:43:41 AM  
It's a streetlight.
 
2011-12-17 08:52:40 AM  
What a dick.
 
2011-12-17 09:09:18 AM  
I dunno - is the Streisand effect a bad thing here?
 
2011-12-17 09:14:17 AM  

hubcity: I dunno - is the Streisand effect a bad thing here?


It all depends on how badly you want to see his dick.
 
2011-12-17 09:15:22 AM  
He should be hung.
 
2011-12-17 09:36:22 AM  
well Who's Cryin Now, Neal???
 
2011-12-17 09:36:27 AM  
Crank trifecta in play?
 
2011-12-17 09:38:11 AM  
Because that will work. The internet is forever Neal let it go.
 
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2011-12-17 09:40:50 AM  
this thread could be epic.
 
2011-12-17 09:43:50 AM  
Schön!
 
2011-12-17 09:51:06 AM  

DrippinBalls: What a dick.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-17 10:05:33 AM  

0Icky0: Schön!


Ich sehe was sie das druben machen.
 
2011-12-17 10:09:48 AM  

Majick Thise: The question here is why is Niel Schlong humiliated by his own penis?


I thought the same thing. I wondered why he was feeling that way about it.
 
2011-12-17 10:20:00 AM  
Kneel before Schlong?
 
2011-12-17 10:25:53 AM  
That's the same way other people have gone. Just the same way.
 
2011-12-17 10:28:18 AM  
Oh yeah, pulling the pics off one website will certainly mean that they will not appear on the internet anywhere else. Don't stop believing that is how the internet works, Neil.
 
2011-12-17 10:31:13 AM  
Who's crying now?
 
2011-12-17 10:34:10 AM  
This guy sounds like a total asshole:

In July 2011, Schon married 1986 playboy playmate Ava Fabian.
In September 2011, Schon publicly confirmed he was in a relationship with Michaele Salahi which had gone on for two years. The two said they had also dated years ago. The confirmation followed Michaele's brief disappearance, during which her husband, Tareq, reported to the authorities and press that he feared Michaele had been kidnapped. Michaele was found by Oregon law enforcement and she announced her voluntary presence in Schon's company. Tareq responded by filing for divorce from Michaele September 16.

In November 2011, Ava Fabian filed a lawsuit against Schon, claiming he owed more than $25,000 for their "express oral nonmarital relationship agreement," stating not that they were married, but "in a marriage like relationship" from February 2010 to September 2011. The lawsuit claimed that Schon agreed to support Fabian during the relationship and, if it ended, provide additional support for "a period of time."

In December 2011 a posting appeared on a gossip website TheDirty.com titled "Exclusive: Neal Schon is apparently a major Facebook creep." The poster claimed that Schon likes to troll Facebook and had been sending naked pictures of himself to women, both married and single. The posting included a picture of Schon pantless, holding his shirt up, taking a picture of himself with an iPhone, and standing in front of a toilet.


from wiki
 
2011-12-17 11:00:08 AM  
I thought he just had a can of tennis balls in his pocket on that album cover years ago.
 
2011-12-17 11:03:09 AM  
Sounds like he has an average dick, instead of Kanye West/Chris Brown/NeYo dick.

Lsherm: This guy sounds like a total asshole:


Dude sounds like a regular dude. Same difference?

In November 2011, Ava Fabian filed a lawsuit against Schon, claiming he owed more than $25,000 for their "express oral nonmarital relationship agreement," stating not that they were married, but "in a marriage like relationship" from February 2010 to September 2011. The lawsuit claimed that Schon agreed to support Fabian during the relationship and, if it ended, provide additional support for "a period of time."

She's playing the Coco Johnsen game. I guess being in Playboy really is nothing more than becoming an A-List prostitute. with the associated expectation of fees for services rendered. I wouldn't give a biatch a dime, and would order her to pay all fees for both sides. Besides, oral contract means jack shiat. She wants to go in the business of ho'ing? Then ho should have drawn up a legal document so she could play house without a ring and get paid at the same time.

In December 2011 a posting appeared on a gossip website TheDirty.com titled "Exclusive: Neal Schon is apparently a major Facebook creep." The poster claimed that Schon likes to troll Facebook and had been sending naked pictures of himself to women, both married and single. The posting included a picture of Schon pantless, holding his shirt up, taking a picture of himself with an iPhone, and standing in front of a toilet.

from wiki


Normal dude and chick shiat. He'd fit in well as a Total Farker AW. Especially if he upped the ante a bit and put on a female persona on the side. What's on his wish list?
 
2011-12-17 11:14:19 AM  
I'm always amused when people take nekid pics of themselves, send them to another person, then are SURPRISED when said pics end up becomming public fodder. People, if you don't want your naked image ending up on the web DON'T take naked pics of yourself! It's the only way to be sure...
 
2011-12-17 12:27:17 PM  

FrancoFile: It's a streetlight.


Steetlights, people, whoa-oh?
 
2011-12-17 01:08:53 PM  
25 replies and nobody has a repost? Really? You guys are slipping
 
2011-12-17 01:58:23 PM  
Saw them in concert recently. They were alright. Foreigner was MUCH better.
 
2011-12-17 03:35:40 PM  

Macular Degenerate: 25 replies and nobody has a repost? Really? You guys are slipping


Careful what you wish for: Censored, but still possibly NSFW
 
2011-12-17 03:41:41 PM  
Who, in their right mind, would want to see Neal Schon's package?
 
2011-12-17 04:03:51 PM  
Why would someone be ashamed of his penis? You're not really going to change it short of some crazy surgery, right? Or have I missed out on some thing where being ashamed of your penis makes it get larger or something?
 
2011-12-17 04:14:19 PM  

FitzShivering: Why would someone be ashamed of his penis? You're not really going to change it short of some crazy surgery, right? Or have I missed out on some thing where being ashamed of your penis makes it get larger or something?



Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
 
2011-12-17 04:27:53 PM  
I guess he didn't realize that when he took that picture, while being good to himself, he started a chain reaction that he cannot stop. You can't have it anyway you want it Neil.
 
2011-12-17 05:26:08 PM  

FitzShivering: Why would someone be ashamed of his penis? You're not really going to change it short of some crazy surgery, right? Or have I missed out on some thing where being ashamed of your penis makes it get larger or something?


1) Maybe it's small
c) I suspect he's more ashamed of the fact that he (presumably) chubbed up, posed in front of a mirror, flexed his core, and snapped a picture of himself with his mobile phone.
 
2011-12-17 05:45:59 PM  
Listen, man, you can't have it any way you want it. Sometimes when you're alone you might wanna take pics of your junk with your phone. If you're feeling that way, remember that they might end up on the internet at anytime. If you don't stop believin' that threatening to make this website and their money go separate ways will fix things, you'll quickly find that the unwanted attention will be impossible to escape.
 
2011-12-17 06:39:48 PM  

chewielouie: You can't have it anyway you want it Neil.


I farkin' lol'ed

NorCalLos: FitzShivering: Why would someone be ashamed of his penis? You're not really going to change it short of some crazy surgery, right? Or have I missed out on some thing where being ashamed of your penis makes it get larger or something?

1) Maybe it's small
c) I suspect he's more ashamed of the fact that he (presumably) chubbed up, posed in front of a mirror, flexed his core, and snapped a picture of himself with his mobile phone.


The dude's almost 60 - look as good at that age, you will not. Particularly considering he's a hard rocker. 60 in Rock and Roll is like 100 in normal people years.
 
2011-12-17 06:42:51 PM  

chewielouie: I guess he didn't realize that when he took that picture, while being good to himself, he started a chain reaction that he cannot stop. You can't have it anyway you want it Neil.


Are you quoting Journey titles?

i221.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-17 07:25:49 PM  

Balchinian: Don't stop believing that is how the internet works, Neil.


So, he should continue to hold on to that, um, feeling?
 
2011-12-17 08:35:36 PM  

SBinRR: Balchinian: Don't stop believing that is how the internet works, Neil.

So, he should continue to hold on to that, um, feeling?


Naaah naaah nah-naaah, nah. Nah-naaah, nah-naaah nah. Naaah naaah nah-naah naaah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaah.
 
2011-12-18 12:01:42 AM  

Macular Degenerate: chewielouie: You can't have it anyway you want it Neil.

I farkin' lol'ed

NorCalLos: FitzShivering: Why would someone be ashamed of his penis? You're not really going to change it short of some crazy surgery, right? Or have I missed out on some thing where being ashamed of your penis makes it get larger or something?

1) Maybe it's small
c) I suspect he's more ashamed of the fact that he (presumably) chubbed up, posed in front of a mirror, flexed his core, and snapped a picture of himself with his mobile phone.

The dude's almost 60 - look as good at that age, you will not. Particularly considering he's a hard rocker. 60 in Rock and Roll is like 100 in normal people years.


The point--getting it you are not. At 60 years old, you should not be taking nekkid pics of yourself in the mirror on your iPhone. If you do have a lapse of judgment, you should delete them before your phone gets stolen.
 
2011-12-18 01:23:33 AM  

Balchinian: SBinRR: Balchinian: Don't stop believing that is how the internet works, Neil.

So, he should continue to hold on to that, um, feeling?

Naaah naaah nah-naaah, nah. Nah-naaah, nah-naaah nah. Naaah naaah nah-naah naaah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaah.


Came in for this: leaving happy.
 
2011-12-18 12:13:39 PM  

NorCalLos: Macular Degenerate: 25 replies and nobody has a repost? Really? You guys are slipping

Careful what you wish for: Censored, but still possibly NSFW


OK. Why does he look so damn angry? He looks like he's ready to murder someone. I don't get it. Also, why is one boob a B cup and the other is flat? I don't get that either.
 
2011-12-20 12:38:18 PM  
I bet he's an Owner Of A Lonely Heart now!
 
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