/woot

It won't be long til she passes out.

I wouldn't want her poop.

She must shiat like a wildebeast.

There is someone in my sci-fi book club who follows the Paleo diet, and somehow manages to bring it up in every discussion. We get it dude, you love this Paleo diet.

Yeah? Well... I collect spores, mold, and fungus. Beat that

FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

HappyLittleTree: There is someone in my sci-fi book club who follows the Paleo diet, and somehow manages to bring it up in every discussion. We get it dude, you love this Paleo diet.

That's different, paleo includes meat.

altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Yeah, I was doubting that statement as well.

"Most people think I look at least 13 years younger than my real age," says the 35-year-old, who makes and sells her own skincare products.

no, nobody is mistaking you for 22. you look 35

You know who else was a vegetarian?

Whenever a woman gives you the "Most people think I look way younger than I actually am" line, nine times out of ten they look exactly the age they are. You'd better agree that they look 13 or whatever the hell number they are looking for though, or they'll hate you forever.

The_Original_Roxtar: "Most people think I look at least 13 years younger than my real age," says the 35-year-old, who makes and sells her own skincare products.

no, nobody is mistaking you for 22. you look 35

Ah, but they might think she's acting 13 years younger than her real age. Lack of B12 and other vitamins might make her crabby and immature.

Isn't this just Jainism?

Oh yeah, well I'm a level four vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

/shouldn't be obscure

Bloodnok: Whenever a woman gives you the "Most people think I look way younger than I actually am" line, nine times out of ten they look exactly the age they are. You'd better agree that they look 13 or whatever the hell number they are looking for though, or they'll hate you forever.

Just ask them how long it takes them to put the makeup on.

altinos: HappyLittleTree: There is someone in my sci-fi book club who follows the Paleo diet, and somehow manages to bring it up in every discussion. We get it dude, you love this Paleo diet.

That's different, paleo includes meat.

Oh, trust me I know more about the Paleo diet than I care to thanks to that guy. I was just trying to bring up another diet fad into this mix.

altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Of cause not. Why do you think they traveled so far?

Lone Stranger: You know who else was a vegetarian?

and I painter. So I'd imagine he'd be going something like this

" I caun't getz zee trees to... DAMN I vil kill everyonez in de vorld!"

/should also not be obscure
//you nazi shiathead

i have specially developed teeth for eating meat. and meat is delicious. for every animal you dont eat, ill eat 3.

Vegemite: altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Yeah, I was doubting that statement as well.

Fruit=blood of their enemies?

"I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

You won't eat meat, but you will eat a tree fetus? Weird.

altinos: The_Original_Roxtar: "Most people think I look at least 13 years younger than my real age," says the 35-year-old, who makes and sells her own skincare products.

no, nobody is mistaking you for 22. you look 35

Ah, but they might think she's acting 13 years younger than her real age. Lack of B12 and other vitamins might make her crabby and immature.

I thought she looked 35 as well, but it could just be that a lot of people look older than their actual age due to smoking, drinking and lack of sleep, and there are a lot of rough looking 22 year-olds out there (especially in the UK)

LewDux: Of cause not. Why do you think they traveled so far?

So they traveled to the lush paradise of Greenland and Canada to get their tropical fruits? :)

"Any fruit yet, Leif?"

"Nope, just more farking snow and rocks!"

"Keep raping and pillaging until we find that healthy fruit! Until then, hand me that deer meat."

Typically she starts the day with a massive smoothie made from ten oranges and two mangoes. shiat.

FTFY

With a diet consisting of nothing but sugar she'll have Type 2 Diabetes in no time.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: I thought she looked 35 as well, but it could just be that a lot of people look older than their actual age due to smoking, drinking and lack of sleep, and there are a lot of rough looking 22 year-olds out there (especially in the UK)

A new co-worker tried that on me, she's 38 but claims she looks 25. She smokes and drinks regular Pepsi all day. I said "I don't think so."

FTFA: "...she says when she does have sex it will be once she is married, with the lights off and the door closed, in missionary position for the purpose of procreation only."

blondski: Vegemite: altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Yeah, I was doubting that statement as well.

Fruit=blood of their enemies?

Sure.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they had fruits. I just know that it was not a major part of their diet.

Now The Sun is just making stuff up.

/not that they weren't before
//but now it's blindingly obvious

"Star, who is single,"

Gasp!

/unimpressed

I can only imagine what all that farking fructose is doing to her insulin levels.

it's also pretty funny that at 5'6" and 11st (~155 lbs), she's slightly into the "overweight" range in terms of BMI.

LewDux: altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Of cause not. Why do you think they traveled so far?

Well, the fruit could be carried. Possibly by swallows.

altinos: They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Apples, pears, cherries, berries, peaches.

altinos: LewDux: Of cause not. Why do you think they traveled so far?

So they traveled to the lush paradise of Greenland and Canada to get their tropical fruits? :)

"Any fruit yet, Leif?"

"Nope, just more farking snow and rocks!"

"Keep raping and pillaging until we find that healthy fruit! Until then, hand me that deer meat."

Deer (Di?) ate all the bananas

altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

They imported a lot of fruit using swallows.

The Irresponsible Captain: I wouldn't want her poop.

You mean there's somebody else's poop you do want? Are you a collector? Because I've eaten nothing but cheese for the last week, and today I'm switching to cabbage.

Vegemite: Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they had fruits. I just know that it was not a major part of their diet.

They were fairly well traveled, and I imagine they did eat fruits on their travels, but I agree, it wasn't a major part.

In the US, the "safe" limit for non-radiation workers is about 0.45 rems annually.

At 60 bananas per week, with about 0.1 μSv per banana, that's 6 μSv per week, or 2186 μSv annually. That's 218.6 mrems, or 0.2186 rems annually.

So she's getting a half-year's dose of radiation just from bananas?

/too early for math, might be wrong

"Not natural, in my view, sah. Not in favor of unnatural things."

"You mean . . . you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?"

/shouldn't be obscure

LewDux: Deer (Di?) ate all the bananas

Farkers. Is it vegan to eat the deer that ate the banana?

Vegemite: blondski: Vegemite: altinos: FTFA: "There's also evidence the Vikings ate a lot of fruit."

Really? They grow a lot of bananas and oranges in Norse countries?

Yeah, I was doubting that statement as well.

Fruit=blood of their enemies?

Sure.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they had fruits. I just know that it was not a major part of their diet.



Yeah, Vikings had fruits all right

edmo: ""Most people think I look at least 13 years younger than my real age," says the 35-year-old""

They should have used a picture of her 22-year old self instead of her mom.

Most people tell me I look about 15 years younger than I am, and I eat absolute garbage.

I WIN!